What do guys do when they get random boners?

[mxstas]

what do you do when you’re at school or at work and u get a random boner? does it go away naturally lol? I don't know I’m just curious

[SXS2297]

Believe it or not, this is actually a problem. As far as practical solutions go, the one I employ most often is to find a second when no one is looking, reach into my pants and pull my dick up so it is held to my belly by my belt. This action effectively hides the boner. If I am sitting down I will lean forward or pull a shirttail or jacket to cover the event. After it is hidden, the focus turns to making it go away. Honestly, I have no reliable way to do this. Random boners seem to come and go without conscious direction.

[eatingyou247]

not sometimes. if it is one of those harder then a rock moments that is brought on from an attraction to someone or a situation, or just because well it has a mind of its own sometimes, then no it may just stay awhile and you have to keep it from standing at attention and bringing it to everyone's attention. or slip away and beat him down if he won't go down on his own,

[MTC29]

At my age, such a thing is so rare that I'd be overjoyed. In fact, I'd advertise it to the first18 year old girl I could find!

[OlderAndWiser]

Boners have causes; they do not happen randomly.

[ChrisMaster69]

90% of time wait for them to die.

rest of time it’s solo fun time.

that 90% can drop to 10% at times lol

[JackSmy]

Like right before the endo of class, and you are SUPER HARD, and the 'bell' is going to ring, any second?
Think of Grandma, NAKED, PRAYING at church!! Or think of your parents having sex, to make you!! That usually kills it, even at 15, when you get hard, when the wind blows!! :)

[FunkyMonkee]

If we don't think about it much, it goes away. If we end up pitching a tent, that tends to make it stay and get even harder!! If we're alone, we just MIGHT whip it out and play volcano with it. If we're with a girl that wants to fuck, we'll let HER whip it out and make it all sticky!!

[exitseven]

I used try and hide behind books or my briefcase or remain seated.

[FilmGuy93]

Readjust and continue about my day

[FakeName123]

Pull it up inbetween the waistband of whatever pants I wear. It's the most comfortable way to hide it.

[moejoeloli]

No such things as random. It always starts in the head. If you can’t quench the thirst, better think something els…

[BobbyC65]

I try and ignore my boner when I'm at work and wait for in'till I get home and release the beast from clothing and play with my horny beast the penis. 💞

[Lottifan]

I used to do nothing. Just wait until it went down naturally.

[Archerer]

I don’t get random boners

[MadBoy]

Adjust my pants and hope it goes away soon. Usually start thinking about random stupid crap to help that.

[Goatmeal]

My friend used to always get them in maths class, because there was a hot girl who sat at the front of the class. So he would always stay at his desk when the bell went and ask us to stay behind while he. . . calmed down.

[Wise4myage]

Down boy, down. 😂

[oldermale]

Most times I'll find somewhere private & masturbate

[TheBigGuy9]

Well, over the years I’ve somewhat been able to control it, but sometimes (and some guys can relate) you get those boners where your penis is really throbbing.


Where you can feel every beat in your penis, the blood pumping and with me being so big it runs down my leg. I can’t help but to take my thumb and index finger and go up and down my shaft through my pants on the outer edge of it. The flex in my jeans coupled with the Lycra/spandex boxer briefs, it feels really good!

[dudeinohio]

It goes away

[COMMODOREII]

I wear loose jeans for that lol

[Pete671]

Try and adjust clothing so it doesn't show, it's not very noticeable anyway tbh,