Female health class at school, when instructed to do so by thier teacher, so that she could describe the process of male ejaculation to her class as it was happening. I believe there are still some old copies of the books on education policies described that were recommended to the Board of health and community education standards approved by federal mandate and practiced by many school districts from the late 40s to the mid 80s in libraries that don't discard old reference materials often, that live male models be used for educational purposes of this nature and that those individuals be boys that this girls new and want to school with to foster a safe comfortable learning environment for all involved.
Thier words, thier dillisions, not mine. I actually liked the idea of girls I saw everyday at school, not knowing everything there was too know about me, my anatomy, and what makes me a boy and an eligible father to one of those girl's future children.
My old fashioned teachers, who taught my parents, uncle's and aunt's, and we're classmates of my grandparents, saw it differently, not changing with the times the way many teachers from other school districts in other communities, were starting to do in those days, and I could choose to do as I was told and undress in front of girls, or be forcefully undressed and spanked in front of those girls. Iether way, they were going to see and touch my boyparts and prostate (teacher had petroleum jelly and paper towels for this purpose 😰) that afternoon, and being teased and picked on for being shy and a sissy, was an outcome I could avoid by simply doing what I was told without incident or complaint.
In the jacuzzi of my local gym.
I usually went at a time when it was mostly empty, and naturally the bubbles and stuff will have an effect, and the last thing you want to do is get out of the jacuzzi of your public gym with an erection. I think there might have been one guy in the pool behind me, so I still had to be discreet. And never in all my life have in had to masturbate without moving my arm at all, to the point it actually hurt my side from the friction from my arm.
It was pretty relaxing, though i only ever did it twice, since the 2nd time got interrupted by one of the women who worked there coming out of nowhere to "collect a sample of the water". They routinely just took a glass of water from the pool, which they clearly didn't test, and was merely just a psychological deterrent to stop people peeing in it. Since I wasn't sure if she saw me doing it or not, I decided it wasn't worth taking the risk again.
Wasn't my proudest accomplishment, but it was something to tick off the list non-the-less.
I masturbated during an airplane flight to distract me from my fear of flying. When the battery of my pocket vibrator died, the Flight Attendant very discreetly slipped me 2 AAs & 2 AAAs (to choose from) with a note implying that she "understands my stress and also carries a vibrator wherever she travels." I was so embarrassed but she told me "carry on" and not to feel embarrassed.
Later on, I asked her how she knew I was playing with myself. She said she was cleaning the row behind mine earlier and saw me pull my vibrator out of my purse then cover myself with the in-flight blanket. She had no clue I was afraid of flying until I told her. She complimented me for thinking of masturbation to ease my anxiety.
Since then, we became friends and still remain friends today.
Wow what a crazy story. Thanks for sharing ☺️
This. Is. AWESOME.
Mine was in class lol I was wearing a skirt so it was pretty easy
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the craziest place that I've masturbated must have been in the car while my parents were driving. I was a kid, discovering my body during puberty and recently chanced upon an erotica site. obviously, I was quite new to the concept of self-pleasuring but my hands started straying below the belt. I started by stroking, touching and trying all sorts of techniques, seeing which one feels best. with time, I realised that using my fingertips to rub and tickle the frenelum felt really good and of course I didn't stop, going faster and faster as I continued reading. soon enough, I felt an orgasm approaching and I ejaculated a huge load in my pants. definitely a huge mess - I felt sticky down under and I remember trying to conceal the smell all the way back home.
did this a couple of times - even in my parent's office!
In a hut in Thailand at like 5 a. m. during a rainstorm.
In a hut? We’re you on vacation was it thrilling
@Runnerdude187 yeah it was vacation. And yeah it was pretty awesome
In a hotel bathroom while my female friend was asleep in the room (yes i felt bad but we'd been away 11 days by then and i needed that release
Cool story
Once, a long time ago, I climbed way up in a big tree in the middle of a forest butt naked and wanked one out.
It was pretty exhilarating.
That's pretty crazy, you have the adrenaline pumping.
You betcha.
I was in high school and was out for a long run on a weekend. I ran by a house that had a big window and saw a hot topless women in it. Being a very horny kid I got an instant boner ( I was still a virgin) I ran ahead and hid behind a fence out of view from the road and jerked off. KInda fun but kinda risky!
On an alter in a Roman Catholic cathedral in front of three female friends who were dressed as nuns while they scolded me for being "naughty." One was the cleaning lady for that cathedral and had keys. It was at 2 am and absolutely nobody else was around but it was fun imagining the entire parish watching. I shot my load on the monstrance before putting it back.
At the college I go to there is a genderless bathroom just for one person. I'll go in there and masturbate.
I did it in church once, I went to the back of the stage where anyone could have walked in
Omg that's risky and sacrilege 😆
Walmart and school bathrooms flashing truckers. But after about dying from him running us over, nope not again or drunk again 😁
When I was 14, I used to "peep" at a crush through her first floor window. I never saw her naked but did in her bra and panties. I rubbed it off in the bushes outside her window.
😆 omg that's super creepy, but you were a hormone driven teen
Aren't we all at age 14?
In a ski gondola. The system stopped working. I was alone in the gondola.
I just had an all night car ride and I was really tired and pulled off the road to rest for a while and all of a sudden I decided you rub one out.
Been there! Rest stop. 😂
@Jackson8650 NO. to many perverts in the rest stops. The cops patrol them all the time. I found a nice place by the side of the road and backed up behind some trees and took a nap for a half hour or so.
Gotcha. That was just me then. Helped me go to sleep at the time.. ha! But, yea, your right.
Classroom
Me too! Did the teacher instruct you too do so for demonstration purposes?
At work in the bathroom...
I've rubbed one out several times at work through my jeans while driving...
On the Dallas, third month at sea.
I jerked off in a school corridor, in the back of a bus, store fitting room, on a beach, loads of other places
Wow that's a lot of places.
Variety keeps it exciting (making sure no one sees of course)
During my university computer class in the back while the professor was lecturing.
Work , different places/different job sites
Oh hell, let me think...
I don't recall the craziest, but I've jerked it at some rather inappropriate times, in some inappropriate places. 😂
Not an exhibitionist, I don't want to be seen, I just get off on the 'danger.' Othet times I've literally done it just to stay awake.
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