A little backstory so this makes sense: I react incredibly easily to food, smells, soaps, lotions, etc. They can make me sick, dizzy, give me headaches, and a whole other asortment of unpleasantness. Thankfully, if I suspect I'm reacting to something I can take it to my doctor and he can test the food/soap/etc to see if that is the cause of my reaction.
SO, a few years ago I started having a reaction to something. My usual course of action is to determine when the reaction started and then figure out if I did anything different or new in that time. Well, the only new thing I'd been exposed to was a silicone dildo. So I asked my doctor if silicone could do it and he said yes, but he would have to test me and the product to be sure. So, I shit you not, I had to take a dildo to my doctor to be sure that was what had made me sick. The worst part? It wasn't the dildo. I had started to react to a medication I had previously been fine with. So went through that whole process for nothing
Every one who has sex toys has this fear. Who will find it? Where will they find it? Who do they tell? How long have they known about it? And a slew of more questions that go up with age and what not. Granted his age he is just curious about the shiny thing that he has never seen. If he was a teenager you would be in for a possible embarrassing conversation. I have not had this happen to me. However I have been the one who accidentally seen someone's toy. Never put them in the cupboard with the toilet paper and not refill the tp.
I won't keep it on my bed ever again.
Get a good sized metal tool box and a good lock. I have done this. I also don't go looking for snakes because I will find them with out looking. If I were to accidentally find something like that I would probably ask you too many questions.. lol.
When I was a kid, I stole one of those erasers that you put at the tip of a pencil from the corner store. My heart was beating like crazy because I knew I did something that was inappropriate.
By some mysterious coincidence, my father got wind of it and made me write an apology letter to the owner of the store. He came with me and while he waited in front of the store, I was obliged to go into the store and deliver the apology letter to the owner while waiting for his reaction.
I could have died of shame and once the shop owner read my apology letter, he had a tear in his eye but gave me a sermon about my dishonest behavior. Nevertheless, he told me I could keep the eraser...
That was my most shameful behavior and something I am not proud of.
Wow that's a good one. While reading halfway I thought he'd give you another eraser.
This is why you have turned out so well.
I was alone in the kitchen doing the dishes. It was so boring so started softly singing a song while shaking my ass. Paused for a second to fart and it passed out louder than I thought, but I didn't care. Turned around and found my mom and my boyfriend almost dying in laughter. They had been watching me for a while. I yelled "Noooo". And that was the first time my boyfriend heard me toot. 😂
Lmao! Are you comfortable with it now? 😂
Yes, I'm okay with it now.
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Lmao! That is awesome. I caught my 4 year old wearing a cockring like a bracelet. He was mad at me when I told him he couldn’t keep it. 🤣
I can imagine 😂
Well, I would buy a random nicknack with a gem in it so that if any one asks you can lie and say he was reffering to that. Other then that, I do not have a worse story then that (I'm paranoid, I cover my tracks well).
I don't know if it's the most embarrassing, but the first thing that came to mind was once when I accidently went into the women's public restroom, and someone was in there. I literally "froze" in embarrassment, which didn't help the situation at all! lol
At first I thought she was in the wrong place, then I realized I was lol
My mom walked in on my and my boyfriend, then got my dad to see, cause we never saw her
They should have recorded it
@lycanthrope3 why would they do that
To shame you with it forever!
Nothing that bad, I had my granddaugher find the dildo stash. She was six. That didn't embarss us.
I think my most embarssing thing when I friends showed up in my house when I was in my 20s. They caught me wearing a dress and lip syncing to Madonna song Like A Virgin.
To this day my friends never let me live it down
Edit I made some mistakes. (Besides bad spelling) I was in my early 20s when I got caught by my friends
Haha why'd you leave it on your bed? Well a magic stone thing she probably thought it was jewelry.
My most embarrassing was when I pissed my pants when I was a kid. I was watching a movie and I saw something really funny.
How old were you then?
Umm I don't remember I think like 6 maybe.
"Broken Door Knob"
Really it is😂
Yes, I weren't lying😂
at least for me.. I don't know what is this buttplug🤔😜
I am not sure it's worst but my sister found my fleshlight and my girlfriend at the time dildo. It was bad cause are parents was there. I had to make her a deal so she didn't say anything about because my girlfriend would be embarrassed.
How bad was the deal?
She wanted me to buy her a sex toy. I had my girlfriend pick one out for her because I would feel a little weird or awkward about it. She is still to young to go to a sex shop. You have to be 21 where I live to be allowed in a sex shop.
He's 3. Most people can't remember what happened at that age.
Thankfully
First sexual moment of my life.. I’m 15 and this girl is giving me a handjob while we’re making out in her parents basement. All of a sudden her little sister pops up over the couch and we push away quickly and I go running up thr stairs cuZ I’m getting close to cumming. The running up the stairs has my Dick rubbing against my pants ans I think I’m about to cum in my pants! I burst through thr door upstairs and into the bathroom ripping my pants down as fast as I could. Her older sister was in there !! I couldn’t stop ! I busted so hard it got up on the mirror ! Her older sister was just there like what the fuck lol how’s that for a first time embarrassing experience
Don't you wash it when you're done using it?
I do but still I washed his hands well because I felt so bad about it.
Haha... U should have washed his hands even if you wash it... So good job on that!! Wonder if he doesn't remember and then comes to know what was it as he grows up Lol
Sorry.. I meant doesn't forget
It would have been more embarrassing if the kid was old enough to know what it was.
I know, thankfully he is not.
My little sister stole my usb drive filled with videos of me sucking myself and showed all her friends
And how did her friends act toward you after that?
@Red_Arrow actually they were surer nice but asked a lot of questions
Bet that opened opportunity for fun conversations with them.
Thats a funny as fuck story. But respect for having and wearing a jeweled butt plug they are so damn sexy.
The joke I told my younger brother. As he insisted on telling me what's the joke I heard on that same day and what's so funny about it. I try to translate it to make it pg rated which did not worked out well. He said that joke 9n the dinner table that same night. We both got in trouble. I wan in my teens. He was probably not even teen yet.
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Poor baby bro
well that is funny for sure... for me the most embarassing was having an orgasm on the bus from bus vibrations and a cleavage but I guees it was more embarassing in my mind then anything else.
Sure that's embarassing.
Embarassing and pleasant and the same time, I didn't thought it could ever happen.
When I was 12 my sister caught me masturbating.
my sister saw my collection of nude model post cards with the cum i tribute on their pictures.
you did not lie, it is a back door knob
😂 omg yes it is.
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