Would You Rather: Pee Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

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"This is a "Would You Rather" question, the fun is picking one over the others... I would rather pee standing up but girls don't have these options unless we buy a funnel or use a female urinal. I tried to pee standing up once and it just runs down your leg. No direction or aim just a mess..."

Would You Rather: Pee Standing Up Or Sitting Down?

connemara_crocodile · Accepted Answer

Usually, standing up. But with the exception of:
- In the middle of the night when I don't want to turn on the light that wakes me up, so aiming becomes a challenge.
- Right after sex or touching myself when the stream would go in any direction but in the toilet 😂
- When I'm wearing bright pants that show wet spots too much and the risk of getting a dropplets when shaking is too high 🙈

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Standing at the pot and peeing in the water, tends to result in a lot of splashing out of it. Messy and eventually smelly.
I often sit on the pot and aim Junior safely down.
I also will run the water and pee in the sink, which is neat and simple.

Ericalovescats · Accepted Answer

I'd prefer to sit... just is more relaxing that way. Plus I'd never want to use urinals since... they tend to be exposed and if I was a guy I'd not want to have my junk hanging out.

There are plenty of weird stories I've had in gender neutral bathrooms too.

JennBITx · Accepted Answer

If I could stand like a guy does. I would. I hover over the toilet in public.

RichardoStyle · Answer

I'm a sitting peeing men

Porter21 · Answer

Standing up when I am out. When am home I sit down!

Dragonpurple · Answer

In the back country when I go hiking or riding, pit toilets are far and in between, better take a funnel or else squat.

GoodGuyBreakingBad · Answer

That would be something if girls would use a Urinal to pee but when my late grand-dad was in hospital from getting throat cancer operations, his Dr. Nixon and Silverblatt told him its better for him to pee sitting down cause it empties the bladder better in both males and females but i like pee standing up LOL

Massageman · Answer

I would RATHER stand but typically I MUST sit. That's what happens when you age.

Titanic1912 · Answer

I’m a guy so I have to pee standing up. When us guys pee, we’re hanging on to something. Us guys are always doing something. When you women pee sitting down, it looks like you’re waiting on a bus. Have Mercy, please get a game boy or something. No offense to you ladies, but you look so helpless when you’re peeing.

chloer2021 · Answer

sitting

joedunn500 · Answer

We have female urinals at our work

Wiredone · Answer

I prefer to pee standing up

Likes2drive · Answer

Standing, I try to avoid sitting on public toilets as much as possible

Twalli · Answer

Standing is easier

NightOwl8801 · Answer

Well... I'm I'm guy so I let gravity take its course and flush my kidneys

austinbooth · Answer

Both

JohnK123 · Answer

Sitting up ofc 😂 I get why u would have to sit but like that’s just nasty idc how many layers of paper you have haha

dogsteeves · Answer

I wish I could pee sitting down but I'm too big and it would make a mess  Girls have it lucky they can go to the bathroom hand free I always need 1 hand on my dick just to not make a mess

TheAfrikan · Answer

Standing is my thing a lot. once I hit public toilets.

Catlover1992 · Answer

There are usually times for convenience sake that I'll stand unless there are no dividers at the urinals. Then I will sit. I don't trust other guys not to look.