What is the weirdest sexual experience you have ever had?

Question

I went to the bar on a Sunday night, there is a guy there and he’s buying shots and drinks for everybody And there’s this girl she’s wearing a fluffy white sweater she’s nursing a margarita not saying much. Over the course of the night at things out and there’s only myself and my roommate roommate and this girl left. My roommate ended up going to his grandfather’s house and this girl ends up coming home with me. It turns out she’s into some pretty rough sex she’s askingMe to choke her, choke her till she passes out pull her hair slap her ass fuck her in the ass. And she’s scratching my back. Well I have her in the doggy style position and I’m just slam in the way and all of a sudden she starts to cry, not just cry like a normal cry might be but wailing I asked her what was going on if she’s all right. My ex-boyfriend raped me! My dick, still inside her, went immediately limp as the that word “rape” repeated itself over and over in my head… then I realized that if she were to claim that I’d raped her the evidence to support her claim would be substantial!
So I pulled out and tried my best to comfort this girl who id only just met a few hours previous. I asked her such dribble as what her favorite color and food were (purple/steak & lobster). Where would be her dream vacation (Australia, maybe New Zealand) and at the end she sniffles and scratches my chest a little before proclaiming her love for me and grabbing my dick again.
I thought to hell with it and so I put on a new condom and we were back at it. But there was that word at the back of my mind, rape and the thought I might be charged with it… I could barely stay hard let alone I’m so I flexed my dick a bunch and groaned, I pulled out and through the rubber across the room. She stayed the night.
Weeks later she was telling folks she was pregnant with my baby…oh yeah I also have a vasectomy!
P. S. turns out she was dating the guy buying drinks that night and her and I are still friends today!

DonkeyDan · Accepted Answer

Wow that's quite an experience!
My story will pale in comparison to that, but here it is. I was seeing this girl and we'd just been out a few times for coffe and drink and the like. Done night she asks if I'd like to come back to hers after we'd been out drinking. I thought yeah I do. So we get back to hers and we're getting passionate on her sofa and eventually start to have sex. About 5 minutes in she looks up at me and says I won't to marry you, I want you to be my husband. Well seeing as how this was only the 4th date, I was more than a bit stunned at this. And I tell you now, that's definitely a bonner killer. I step away from her and say look your drunk and you don't know what you're saying. I'm just going to go and call you tomorrow. So I'm just about to pull the condom off my limp dick and she lunges forward grabbing my still sheathed cock, screaming "you finish fucking me!" And if course the condom cones straight off and she goes flighting backwards. I grab my stuff not even getting dressed till I get out of her front door. Needless to say I didn't ring the crazy bitch the following day and she never contacted me again.

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

My guess is that, it's been easy for you to get a girlfriend for most of your life

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Was hanging out with a guy I’ve been friends with since grade school. We got to talking about sex and we both admitted we wanted to try interracial sex but never had. He suggested we try it with each other. I almost said no but I was curious and no one was home, so we did it real quick. Afterwards, we both realized it wasn’t anything special like we imagined and we got dressed and went to Starbucks. I guilted him into paying by reminding him I just made him cum. Lol