Does a guy actually have to take a shit for it to become a blumpkin?

[Anonymous]

Soooo... kind of a stupid question maybe. But is a blumpkin just a blowjob while he's sitting on the toilet or does the guy actually have to take a dump while getting sucked off? I honestly always assumed it was the former, so my drunk self once told my best friends what guys I gave a blumpkin when I worked at a bar. Which were just blowjobs on the toilet. They laughed really hard while I thought it can't be THAT special... Meanwhile I got the nickname of blumpkin queen while I was sure my coworker blew just as many guys in that toilet stall as I did. Now I finally learned that I was pretty wrong about what a blumpkin is, or not? What is it exactly and where does the word come from?

A casual night as a barmaid...

[DonkeyDan]

I think I'd find it really hard to keep an erection while taking a dump. I've had a blowjob on the toilet but only cos it was somewhere to sit in the cubical lol

[Asker]

exactly!

[FilmGuy93]

I'm not an expert on the subject, but I think actually taking a shit is an essential part of the blumpkin.

[TurningGraves]

The real question is why you’re going around giving guys blowjobs, especially if you’re likely not getting anything in return..

[Asker]

1: alcohol 2: alcohol 3: I think giving is just as fun , if not more fun than receiving and never had trouble with bj's 4: I worked at a bar and it's pretty common there. There is not much places to go in a bar and a toilet stall is one of those private places. A blowjob is a pretty efficient and easy act to do in such a small space. 5: I know I'm not bad at it and get complimented by guys ;) 6: more alcohol, which makes you not think about the reputation it could get you.

[TurningGraves]

Sounds like alcohol isn’t your friend.

[Asker]

Not proud of everything I did, but I also don't think I should be ashamed. I made choices, had fun, kinda shameful stuff as well but too late to start regretting it now. It's really not all that bad and made me into the person I am today.

[TurningGraves]

Did the guys u… pleased ever want to please u in return at all?

[Gwenhwyfar]

U don’t need to be ashamed but I would never do that. What’s in it for me? I’d only do that if I liked the guy liked him. And even then I’d make sure he did it to me first.

[Asker]

@turninggraves maybe they would have in a different situation. Doesn't matter to me

[Gwenhwyfar]

I bet they never returned the favor…

[Asker]

True, but I don't really mind though

[Gwenhwyfar]

Cool

[chriscdi]

I never heard of this until I read this

[Gwenhwyfar]

Me either! And I used to hook up once in a while.

[Gwenhwyfar]

Maybe it’s regional slang?

[chriscdi]

I don't know, it's odd that I've never heard of it, I guess everyone misses a little something huh

[Gwenhwyfar]

True lol

[chriscdi]

Makes me wonder now on how much shit I don't know 0

[Gwenhwyfar]

The more you know…

[chriscdi]

No lie

[t-8900]

Same

[CreamySeed]

Toilet Tramp is more apt

[Seppel]

What the... I never heard about that

[Anonymous]

I used to do that differently.
My wife would be sitting on the toilet taking a shit while I was standing and she was sucking my dick. It was just a practical use of time when you share a bathroom.