Do you know about the birds and the bees?

I'm confused. I've heard about the birds and the bees but now there's birds that like birds and bees that like bees plus birds who think they're bees and bees that think they're birds. Not to mention the birds that used to be bees and vice versa as well as the bees who want to be birds but still want to be with bees. Are bees just baby birds? Who really knows?
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  • Omg @purplepoppy thats just funny. My mind was spinning. Im sittimg here thinking 🤔 what the heck did I just read! What a mind scrambler. What would we do if our honey starts coming from bird aggs and our egg whites and yolks start coming from bee hives 🤯

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  • and there's bees who self identify as elephants and birds that think they are dinosaurs, but mate with monkeys because they are bi-species. maybe they'll make flying monkeys some day? it seems crazy, but it's really just preference, so it's ok. GXA^EraHJ squared.
    "scotty... beam me up"...

  • Some of these dam birds / bees , and whatever else , are pretty dam fcked up..
    Some are super offended , when you call em a bird or a beeeeeeeeeeee..
    Buzzzzzzzzzz Buzzzzzzzzz ,, Chirp Chirp..

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  • Funny😂

  • Hahahaha 🤣 but so very true lolol

  • That is so binary. I identify as non-normative, alt-species, pan-beebird queer. Stop judging us.

  • So much to learn about birds and bees. 🥰

  • What about the relationship between bees and flowering plants? There are plants that go as far as producing a natural perfume to attract bees.

    • If the flowers don't consent is it rape?

    • @Andres77 lol gotta thank @purplepoppy for opening one hell of a rabbit hole.

    • She's a wonder... I love her mind.

  • Then you have the kinky stuff.

    All down the Honey Pot
    All down the Honey Pot
  • Sir David Attenborough has the answers

  • I blame modern day pesticides

  • Really? What do you need to know?

  • lol

    Good one.

  • I studied entomology and ornithology in school.

  • And bees who write love poems to baby birds. And baby birds who hate older birds who want to be with dead birds.

  • You can't have a bird without a "B"

  • One open a time, there are a lovely garden with the birds and bees blowing like a breeze.
    AND THERE TWO FUCKERS UNDER THE THREW GOES AHH AHH AHH!!!

    GOD: "EAT THE FUCKING APPLE!"

  • And what about he bees knees?
    And the flock? What about that?
    Then there's the ugly birds, and the killer bees.

    Oh dear! What are we to do?

  • Know about it?

    I taught a class on it.

  • You are dumb as fuck birds sing bees sting duh

  • Yes, bees sting and birds chirp.

  • The birds are like women, they don't shut up and the bees are like guys, they'll sting you and make your belly swell up. Lmao

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