Hey your mom says I'm pregnant what would your reaction be?

[Mauryandrew]

My father fucked my mother I would think

[Bluemax]

If I get one more invitation to your innane questions you'll have the distinction of being the first and only person I have ever blocked. Please stop inviting me to your questions.

[Mauryandrew]

Damn it If my questions are nonsense Do not answer

[Fireguy17]

depending on how old you are, and how old your mother is, it could be quite a shock to all, and depending on her age it can be hard on both the mother and child sometimes. Could get complicated, but not impossible.

[15_Debo]

My mom's 40 so it would be a bit weird
I would think that my mom wanted to have sex with my dad, they had and mom got pregnant...

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Utter shock and disbelief 🤣 as my mom is 72 and had a hysterectomy after my youngest sister was born

[Red_Arrow]

Another miracle birth. Praise the gods!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Red_Arrow 🤣🤣

[Red_Arrow]

Just be careful that you didn't inherit that ability. When I catch you I don't want you getting pregnant!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Red_Arrow lolol nah that ship has sailed or went down like the titanic.. I'm doubly protected, tubal ligation at 27+ menopause👍(triple if you add no sex lol)

[Red_Arrow]

Well we were talking about miracles. And I am talking about fixing the no sex problem for you! :-)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Red_Arrow miracles don't happen for me lolol and aww gee thanks🤣

[Red_Arrow]

I don't know about the other miracles, but I can guaranty that I would love giving you the miracle of sex!!!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@Red_Arrow 🤣🤣.

[meetkitty123]

Damn wtf I thought that wasn't possible after menopause

[lightbulb27]

I'd look to the sky to see when the stork is coming...

[electromagnetic]

Looks like we won't be needing grandkids.

[SaoirseS]

Good, she can make her own grandbaby. That takes the pressure off me.

[TsundereMatrix]

I’d be kind of stunned because my parents are almost 60.

[DonkeyDan]

Total shock, she's 83!

[MTC29]

Because my mom is 80, you'll get to be the one calling the Guinness Book or World Records.

[SphynxUK]

I’d call Guiness book of records. She’s 71.

[Cherry234]

I'd be surprised and kind of happy since I'll have a sibling

[Inexpensivefurniture]

I'd laugh my ass off because I'd know she was fucking with me. If she was serious I'd ask what she was going to do. I'm pretty sure at 52 she'd have an abortion

[FunkyMonkee]

how would my mother know that you're pregnant?

[exitseven]

holy crap

[tasleen]

Congrats her that's all you can do now

[Browneye57]

Coolio. What, you thought you could send it back?

[Andres77]

She had a bad dream and isn't awake yet.

[FinalFantasyBro]

I guess I am getting another sister or a possible brother I guess.

[TacosRAwesome]

Like how? ... I mean I know you get pregnant through sex but she's gone through menopause 10 years ago.

[John_Doesnt]

I would think you're 108 years old and your mother should be dead.

[misterCage4]

Well shit

[ChiPaPa]

My mother had her tubes tied and is post menopause. Kind of hard to do that, lol.

[Den1971]

My mom's 79 years old we've probably very rich