If it flys, floats, or fucks, you are going to have trouble with it - what do you think?

[msc545]

[Sangita93]

If there is any secret intention or puzzle in this question –I concentrate on “it” (my husband’s organ) and it has never ever put me in trouble.

Otherwise “If it flys, floats, or fucks,” this phrase is quite often used to suggest that if you do not want to buy your own plane or boat, and a hooker is cheaper than a wife. If this is true, why do so many super-rich individuals still buy private jets and yachts? And why do they get married? It seems like the advice given for what to do when you are rich is counter to the actions of the actually rich.

The phrase dates back to the days when divorce routinely ended up costing you half of everything. It is because the costs of failures in those three things are going to generally be outside the budget of someone who is not wealthy. A hooker might be cheaper than a wife, but having a woman - wife wake up in the morning and saying that she loves you, even if you having a very bad day is impossible to put a price on. People wanting sex and people wanting love are different things. As for the "it fucks" part, that is slightly sexist joke. It just means be careful, trophy wives are nice to look at, but in the long run, they might cost you a lot more than you planned.

If I look at these words as puzzle, it is all different. Grammatically flys is plural noun of fly – an insect, but “flies” is more common. Other than for an insect, fly is used for an opening at the crotch of a pair of trousers, closed with a zip or buttons and typically covered with a flap or for the space over the stage in a theatre. If it is used in connection to his trousers – and it is flying – I enjoy feeling it.

Anything can float only if it is lighter – not heavy, not feeling heavy is first sign of good relationship. If “it” floats with me or in me – it is always pleasant. “it” is basically made for me. Floating in the ocean of pleasure is everything for happy married life.

Fucking and making love is two very basically different things. My husband has never “fucked” me, he always love me. To fuck means to make someone angry or annoyed, to make someone impatient or to deliberately try to make someone angry or interrupting them when they are busy or left alone. If it is between me and my husband in the game of love – I enjoy. I always enjoy this type of fucking me in the game of love.

[Sophiegood]

Rent it don't buy it

[exitseven]

hahahaha That is one cool saying. I heard one similar that my father used to say. i cannot remember it exactly.
It does make a lot of sense.

[exitseven]

My friend that is a duck hunter says "If it flies, it dies."

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[NathanDavis]

try me

[meetkitty123]

Wth Am I the only one not understanding this post? Did I miss something? Is this an inside joke or is it a post carried on from another... This is rather mysterious... Wtf!
I just don't get it. First no no nope nah.
I have no idea what this post is about but let me explain to you why I don't agree with it okay I have suffered from several freaking floods one each month for 3 months and let me tell you if i A) had something that flew I would feel safer in my area B) if I had something that floated again I would feel safer in my area and C) if I was capable of f****** it well that just completes the packageID JUST FLY OR FLOAT my way out of my flood zone while getting off 😈 how exactly is this a problem?

[PatrickFusion]

Yes, birds regularly poop on my outside furniture.

[DizzyDesii]

If it flies then its hard to bring down. If it floats, then its hard to drown. (And bring down). If it fucks, then its hard to tie down. (And basically bring down). Lmao

[Daniela1982]

I would have duck soup. Oh, sorry, I meant "f"uck soup.

[katiesmuff]

What a sad outlook on things

[loves2learn]

Ummmmm, sorry what now?

[OlderAndWiser]

Sounds like an expectancy effect waiting to happen.

[omgjassy]

A fish

[jamesgoldman]

Ah a quip from the legendary late multi-millionaire media mogul Felix Dennis, reputidly said on the court steps after his divorce

[Recurrence]

I’ve had troubles with my car and all it fucks is my wallet🤣😬😭

[DaveToo]

If you are referring to a plane, a boat for your S/O, the answer is a simple YES!

[Iron_Man]

Yes Because it’s a huge bird

[IncognitoBandito]

Yeah I'm inclined to agree

[Twalli]

My girlfriend floats and fucks and I don't really have any trouble with her

[KrakenAttackin]

Absolutely, fucking, truth.

[OddBeMe]

So if it exists…we’ll have troubles with it.

[CubaPirate]

Or drives tbh

[Anonymous]

incorrect for me

[Anonymous]

Possibly. But sometimes worth the effort.