What funny sexual innuendos/pick-up lines can you come up with rhyming with a name?

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Using girl names:
"Mandy, wanna taste my pocket candy"?😉
"Hey Veronica, come play my harmonica"

Using guy names:
Hey Rick, show me your stick 👀
Do you want me to polish your knob Bob?

[Massageman]

Hey Rube - pull my tube!
Hi Fritz- come suck my tits?
Hey George: your tool we should engorge.
Hungry, Eli? Come dine at the "Y".
Hi Maggie: come play with my baggie.
Hey Biff: make it stiff!
Hi Bunny: come lick my honey (or come lick me, honey).
Bonnie, you are such a lovely lass: drop your skirt and show us your, uh, underwear- what did you think I as going to say? Ass?
Brains, I'm sorry if this seems corny, but you always seem to make me horny! Thank you, thank you, THANK you!
Please Duffy: come suck her muffy
Get over here, please, Martin and crawl under her tartan- - - and bring your bag 'n' pipe!
Cora; I adore ya. Now, come over here, and get down on the floor (a).
Arethra! Come sound my urethra. (Just please do it with some speck of Respect.)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 these were great! Funny lolol

[TonyMetal___86]

Here we go again, another series of miss brain'a extreme naughtiness 🤣

"Hey rick show me your stick" 😂😂

Anyways let's see what i have: 🤔

"Ruby you have a big booty"...

"Eshter, i'm the banger"...

"Matt, can we mate"...

Miss brains here's a small conversation between "Dick & Gina" on their 1st date:

Dick: what was your nickname in high school?
Gina: guess!
Dick: Vagina?
Gina: and yours?
Dick: well they always called me HARD as my last name...
Gina: than what was your full name?
Dick: it was "hard dick"
Gina: ohhhh than let's go home to see if that's true...😂😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 and yeah, wanted a few laughs so I don't overthink bout the job training and how it's going and make myself more nervous for Tuesday... Throwing roast in, then might have a drink early, sshh don't say nothing, I been a good girl with the drinking

[TonyMetal___86]

Keep laughing spongy forehead because you make us all laugh and good girl about the chug a lug 😁
Roasting eyyyyy 👀 i'm feeling hungry...

And miss brain's answer is going to be:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dIz058gVOas

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[19magic]

Hey birch can you be my perch

Hey chrissie can I see your titties

Molly come and suck my lolly

Hey Freddy come and lick my teddy

That Shelly is a real good looker you never really know if she a seller or a cooker

That vickie loves the lickie

there's a theme going on here, but then again you did give us the all clear lol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol

[JosyJosy]

I hope you're an experienced driver, Pierre
Cause once we get home I would like you to park into my derriere

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

LMFFAO🤣🤣 that got me 😂😂😂 think this MHO here lololol

[JosyJosy]

yay :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'll even forgive you for making me ugly laugh while outside🤣🤣 i want expecting that and it was funny shit lolol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

*wasn't

[JosyJosy]

oh hahah I'm sorry XD I've had that happen to me at work when reading comments on youtube or reddit

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣I did that on the bus once when my sister said something I didn't expect🤦🤣

[CrazyGirl2]

Lol 😂, Okay I was on a date with a very sexy young man, I’d had my eye on for a while, but he only just got up the nerve to ask me out. At dinner, he accidentally spilled some water on my thigh! He immediately began to gently rub the splashed area with a napkin, and said “Oh, man! I’m so sorry, I’ve gotten you all wet!” I looked at him, smiled a little, and said “well, not yet, but just keep that up and I’ll get there in no time, I promise”! That was a VERY good date!

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

LOL🤣

[CrazyGirl2]

He he 😉

[ohshee]

Omg Brainsbeforebeauty you're such a cutie

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Haha thanks 😊

[PurSeduction]

Hey Harry... come pop my cherry.

Ted, you make me wanna spread.

wtf this is bad sorry

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Not too bad lolol 😂

[PurSeduction]

Olivia, I want too see all of ya.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Think the Harry one was the best lol

[PurSeduction]

thanks :)

[DonkeyDan]

Hi I'm Enus, wanna sick my penis?

Hey Brock can I touch your cock.

Buffy I'd like to lick your muffy.

Hey Ida, can I slip inside ya.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 good ones

[Citizenkirk]

Double entendre of sexual innuendo doesn't rhyme without my chime🎭💫🗽

[Gwenhwyfar]

My name rhymes with something juicy 😊

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣

[Gwenhwyfar]

Slob on his knob 😂. Worst rap song ever.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lololol 🤣

[humanearth]

When you get it wet it grows

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

What? Lol you didn't use a name to rhyme with

[humanearth]

Oh, I forgot to. Sorry im old. I need to put my teeth in so I can read. There thats better

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣🤣 you probably fed your toupe and wearing your cat 😂

[humanearth]

OMG Im laughing so hard, im tearing up and my chest hurts

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Life alert: old man laughed himself into a heart attack🤣

[John83]

Hey Vickie, let me give you a licky.
Tess, come on over and take off your dress.
Hi Doris, I want to kiss your clitoris.
Annie, show me your fanny.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Good ones👍🤣

[JClone55]

I'm not good at this stuff. But I'll try.

Hey Shirley, are ya feeling squirrelly?
If not I'll call Betty cause she's always ready.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤣🤣 not too bad at all lolol

[adventurous-1]

ready Sally, lets not tally
Veronica, I gon'a play your clit like a harmonica
hey Alice lets make your boyfriend jealous
May let's take a roll in the hay
Judy, I'd love to kiss your patootie
Mary spread those legs and let me bury harry, please don't tarry
Lucy, I'm gonna make you juicy
Jean I'm gonna stick it in to your spleen till you cream

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

"Judy, I'd love to kiss your patootie"🤣🤣🤣

[Andres77]

Hey, Delores... I bet I can find your clitoris...😉

[Andres77]

An old farmer is sitting on his porch with a shotgun. His three daughters are going on dates tonight and he wants to meet them all. First guy drives up. Comes up on the porch and says: " Hi. I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?" Betty!!! She comes out, they leave. Next guy: "Hi. I'm Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. We're going to a show. Is she ready to go?" Flo!!! And they leave. Next guy. "Hi. I'm chuck..." The farmer shot him.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂 loved that joke

[Massageman]

Good one!

[Riddler1412]

Hi Kelly, I wanna touch the inside of your belly.
Hello Doris, I wanna tickle your clitoris.
When I see you Anna, my dick stretches like a radio antenna.
Hey Tanya, mind if I cum on ya?
Hello Rose, I wanna sprinkle you with my hose.
Apparently, I suck at rhyme,
maybe that's why I can't get some sexy time.

[Riddler1412]

I hope these are at least half good. 😂

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Hey I thought they were really good and funny😂 thanks, I need the laughs keep myself from overthinking/overstressing bout my new job power equipment training that ain't going so well😔

[Riddler1412]

Hope it gets better soon. 😁

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You and me both🤦I usually catch on/learn fast but I've never driven a forklift before much less a stand up one that you're driving while 30-40 ft up in the air😱 and then they expected you to get out all in just 5 hours, yeah no lol

[Riddler1412]

My cousin drives a forklift. She says it took her awhile too to get the hang of it.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

See yeah that's it, they pushing the training too fast, there's 4 of us training together, I'm only female and only on with NO experience at all, the one guy has a lot and the other two, very minimal... (Yet they thought 5 hours training one day, certify the next and have us out there on our own Tuesday for full 10 hour shift) They're great guys though that have been very encouraging and supportive. The one is just as nervous and not sure he wants to do it.. so we encourage each other

[Riddler1412]

At least you have great colleagues.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Well two of the three lolol the other seems to be a kind of know it all, tried telling him you have to be clicked in before your start time not "at", but he wasn't hearing, so thought let him learn the hard way.. Same if clock out before end time, you can buy you'll be docked 5 min each time you do. Guess he wasn't listening on orientation day🤷

[poneglyphs]

Uhh I havr no idea :(

And my name is David

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Yeah that's a hard name to rhyme with.. "I want to lay hid with David".. okay okay I know, bad one lolol

[poneglyphs]

Lmao, also probably its too early also I don't know but yeah my name is hard to rhyme with 🥺🥺

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I didn't really mean me and you LOL was just trying to find one that rhymed with your name lolol

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

You don't use your name, use any name

[poneglyphs]

Lmao no not that I mean it's too early to rhyme because it's like 7 am 🤣🤣

[EaterPeter]

Hey David let's make the vid 😉

[poneglyphs]

@EaterPeter Wait why I'm confused 😰

[EaterPeter]

that vid*

[EaterPeter]

Video 📹

[poneglyphs]

@EaterPeter Uhh okay 😣😣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

@poneglyphs oh okay lololol, 🤣🤣 I thought you thought I was hitting on you😂😂

[poneglyphs]

@brainsbeforebeauty lmao I wish but nah I'm just tired 🤣🤣

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

I'd like to use that excuse but guess more blonde senior moment🤣

[Xoirwinkan]

What a pretty name, my lovely Lucy
Pardon my French, but you look juicy

I'll go with an order of Katie
A sweet dish you are my lady

Wide awake yet dreaming of Catherine
I see you and my life becomes saccharine

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww those were nice without being too risque😊

[Xoirwinkan]

Haaa thanks, but I actually thought that calling a girl juicy was a bit risque!

[TheAfrikan]

Am all here to read all the comments lol.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

👍🤣

[TheAfrikan]

How is your weekend my one and only @brainsbeforebeauty

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Not that exciting.. Was a lazy bones yesterday, getting ready to throw a roast in the slow cooker, exciting right lolol trying to take my mind off my training on the new job that's not going so well😔 (hence the silly question lol) but have till Tuesday before go back to work

[Alexalex92]

Brainsbeforebeauty, you're a cutie😁☺️

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Aww thanks 😊 best one yet LOL

[Alexalex92]

Hahah aww really? ☺️☺️☺️ Well I didn't lied :)

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

🤗🤗

[Alexalex92]

Hope you have a nice day ☺️

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Thanks 😊 you too

[Alexalex92]

Thank you