Would you want a breast bed?

Breasts are soft and bouncy so I reckon they'd make a good mattress. If one was available would you want one?
Would you want a breast bed?
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  • Hilarious. I think guys would love to just have one of these to take out every now and then lol. I can imagine the whole bed being tagged up. Gross I know 😅

    I would take my king size bed over this any day.
    This is actually a bit... weird like I can imagine the matress actually feeling like silicone.

Most Helpful Girl

  • As long as it isn’t cold in the room, I reckon it would be comfortable.

    • Yeah, don't want hard nipples

    • Now THAT was a funny comment. LMAO

    • @Lliam Why thank you, friend! 😊

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Most Helpful Guys

  • I don’t even need sexual experience to know it’s about so much more than size and shape. It’s the fact that they’re a private part of a woman’s soft warm natural body that she’s inviting to share with you. They’re not just objects. They’re part of a person.

  • Your a genius you can toss and turn all night long and still get a good night sleep. And if your partner snoring is push your face down in between them just think about all the flavored drinks you could have you're a total genius

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I have no idea lol. I've never thought about it. Suppose if there was a bed made of similar material I would probably like it but if it was all like bumpy and random boobs everywhere I don't think so.

  • I can just see some guys lining up to buy that lolol but wonder how much sleep they'd really get with all those boobies to play with🤣🤣

    • It would be a heavenly sleep, lol.

    • @Wise4myage you wouldn't get distracted by all them boobies? Lol

    • Maybe at first, but Id adapt quickly. 😜

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  • Could I choose the size of the boobs?

  • Does it come with milk? 😍

  • Super funny cartoon.
    I'd be more interested in "double boobie" throw pillows of all shapes, sizes, varieties of firmness and nipple shapes. 😃😃😃

  • This is weird and kinky and I love this idea. Can I have one with boobs that look like my own?

  • No thanks that´s way too weird and kinky for me. I don´t know if I could sleep on them because it seems uncomfortable.

  • Hell yes!

  • Most dads have taken a sip or two at some time.
    *Unexpectedly warm.
    *Tastes like goat's milk except a little sweeter.

  • Ew no. it won't be that comfortable . just imagine a bed made of human skin. thank u very much

  • That’s bizarre lol

  • As long as its made in Britain. And they have good customer support and don't just ignore you when you have a technical problem.

    • What kind of "Technical Problem" are you anicipating?

  • Looks like it might be comfy! Wanna be part of mine?
    You'll notice there's also asses in there.

  • It would be fun but it would have to be at body temperature and true to life.
    I do not know what that thing is attached to the mattress. Anybody?

    • I'd rather not know.

  • As long as they don't leak, sure.

    • They leak milk🤣🤣

  • How can you say no to that, I would never leave the bed..

  • That is fucking stupid. Duh! No! Unless I wanna suck it

  • I'd prefer pillows than a whole mattress

  • Nah that shit is creepy 😂

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