@ez-bri-z has the best answer with wrapping a bow around the toaster as a present, classic.
A mates wife was an A&E nurse in Glasgow and she had some bizarre things over the years she was there.
A guy came in with a candle lightbulb stuck up his arse, his excuse he sat on it while changing light bulbs while naked.
a woman whose young daughter had got crayon stuck inside…
a guy who had been sounding and was using a glass rod, it broke and went through his cock (apparently quite common). Another guy had the replacement pen refill stuck in his cock.
mobile phone is another.
for me I had the embarrassment of being taken to hospital after slicing my cock open on the beach and looking like a scene from a horror movie. Then having various nurses and doctors look at my bleeding cock. Then after it was mopped up and alcohol swabs used on the wound they took out a fucking huge needle to sew it up.
actually I think I told @ez-bri-z the full story lol.
A guy worked in the pickle factory for a long time. He always wanted to stick his dick in the pickle slicer but he was afraid he'd get in trouble. He knew he was going to retire shortly so he figured he'd better do it soon.
Soon thereafter he's sitting in the pub, depressed. His buddy sits down next to him and asks him what's wrong.
He says "after all these years I've been wanting to stick my dick in the pickle slicer before I retired... the boss caught me, I got fired."
His buddy asked "what happened to the pickle slicer?"
The old guy replies "well, she got fired too."
LMAO
Just here for the comments👀 and to say, don't call me cuz sorry but I'd be laughing too hard to drive🤣🤣
Lol I'm waiting for someone to just say Uber and when they show up just get in the car like absolutely nothing is wrong. Alternatively, they could just slap a bow on the item like a gift and just be carrying it around. Completely inconspicuous and all, but if the Uber driver asks about it I also want them to just completely own up to it. "It's a gift for the ER doctor who needs to extract my dick from it."
@Ez-Bri-Z 🤣🤣🤣ROFLMAO
@Ez-Bri-Z This is a present for the hall of shame, and I will be standing next to it. lol
That sounds really scary. Yikes. Glad I don't have a penis 😂
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Penises are trouble!!! 🤣
@Charliefretz329 According to the mytake just read, they're a weapon🤣🤣🤣
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I guess I'd call Leonard...
The toaster? Seriously, the application of ice water would solve any problem... but be sure to unplug the toaster!
No need. Just plug it in and turn it on. You will shoot out of it like a rocket!
Now , that is not a problem Id like to have..
Maybe its been lubricated into some device then swollen up , and it just ain't coming out , man Im getting a big box , holding it in front of my crotch..
And just calling an Uber , hopefully they dont know me..
This is sure going to spring in to mind next time a guy offers to make you toast….
Hahahahah 😂😂
😂😂😂
My housemate will drive me :)
First off, I would attempt to take apart, whatever my weiner was caught in. If that didn't work, I believe I would call the fire department. Requesting that they don't show up with lights and sirens.
"Purple", sometimes you amaze me 🤣🤣🤣. Well, I can't call the Paramedics, I can't call my next door neighbor, she might not understand. I could call Maria, in Oceanside, but by the time she got here. My penis would have fallen off in the two gallon milk jug it was trapped in ? Well, I guess it will have to be Maria in Oceanside, as she understands my kinky side.
911, they will always help you, but sadly they will never forget about it.
With HIPPA they are not supposed to talk about it, most departments are pretty strict on that, but long before HIPPA we had a call to lets just say a vacuum incident.
Hospitals aren't prepared for doing a mechanic's job.
There might be a too long queue waiting there anyway.
In case of the toaster, I'd first switch off electric supply.
Next, I'll get my toolbox.
...
All: In theory, of course :D
I call my best friend. He will bring power tools.
S/O, brother, buddy, or ambulance if I couldn't drive myself.
I just cut it out. I've got a decent workshop and can dissemble pretty much anything. Though I don't see me using a plasma cutter around my penis... Lol
If I really had to call someone it'd be my wife. She'd laugh but be pretty understanding
Forget about being bored I’d have to high as hell yo do that 😐
Hmm honestly I don’t know who I’d call 😅
Yep. I'd call 911 and take the shame.
At least I don't know them and will probably never know them.
I wouldn't call, that would be embarrassing. I would put on a cloak and walk to the hospital with the toaster in my hands.
" hey bro, I need you to come and pick me up asap , it's an emergency...
Oh.. And don't bring your phone or anything that can take pictures
My best friend of course, and probably ask them to bring me a trench coat to cover up the toaster!
Fuck that. I'll drive myself with anything smaller than the microwave!
LMAO... I would call my best friend.. knowing him he would take pics and show all our friends... I would never live this down
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