What is more unsanitary?

Licking a…
Elevator button
Vote A
Toilet seat
Vote B
Shoe
Vote C
Drain
Vote D
Prostitute without a current std test
Vote E
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  • My parents always told me that cash was the dirtiest thing out there but your list is nasty too.

    • Cash contains detergent. 😈

    • That's why I love rolling around in it!

    • You crack me up. 😂😂😂

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  • A shoe, i only say that cause of the stepped in pile of dog turds I'm looking at.

    • Ewwwwwww lol. Good luck with that!

    • Well i didn't... wait... yeah i didn't step in it.

    • Lol!

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  • I know in the bathroom it's drain.
    They all sound gross!

    • Not the prostitute

  • Ah HAH! I know this one… PROSTITUTES! It’s “e” Prostitutes!
    WAIT! Sorry…. What ARE Prostitutes, Alex!
    *Note* It’s, a well known fact, that if you are going to lick a Prostitute, DON’T! However IF you feel compelled, then stay away from her moist, leaky bits!

    • 😂😂😂😂 “moist leaky bits” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Darling u may be surprised that they r the most clean among all

    • Yeah quite the term lol

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  • Tie between the toilet seat and prostitute

    • And thats very unfair

  • Strangely, the toilet seat is probably the cleanest of the things listed. At least when they have done tests for bacteria on them. Your toothbrush is likely to have more fecal bacteria than the toilet seat, even right out of the package.

    This is assuming regular cleaning and lack of any explosive events. Our ass cheeks are generally pretty clean as far as bacteria is concerned. And not much else comes in contact with the seat.

    Butt gaskets are generally unnecessary. I still use them, even after seeing the results.

    The shoe will depend a lot on which part. Top is generally not that bad, bottom is another story.

    The prostitute is a bit of a wildcard. Just because she has let her tests lapse doesn't mean she's stopped using protection and practicing other cleanliness techniques. What are we considering current? I get them every 3 months. If she is a month late on her clinic trip but has been current up until that point, and remained clean, odds are she's still clean. Also, just realized I'm being sexist assuming said prostitute is a female.

    Drains are pretty wretched in general but again, it depends on how often they are cleaned. I try to throw a good amount of bleach on them on a regular basis.

    Elevator buttons are probably pretty gross. I was tempted to go with them but they could also be cleaned on the regular.

    I did end up voting for shoe. I mean we walk on the ground all over the place with them. We don't know if there has been dog crap their before. Owners just pick it up, they don't cleanse the area. People spit, drop food, all sort of things. Gravity tries to make things hit the ground and that's wear the souls of our shoes are. Part of the reason we wear shoes is to avoid contact with things that are unsavory, and who out there washes their shoes on a regular basis?

    Some other fun things not listed, the sponge used to wash dishes, the keyboard for a computer (and mouse, desktop etc)

  • I'm not licking any of these!

  • For me, the toilet seat would be the worst thing to lick. Followed by a shoe. Then drain. I don't care which has the most germs on it; I'm going by what would be the nastiest/sickest thing to put my tongue on. I'm kinda surprised a men's urinal isn't on here.

  • Regardless of which one of these is ACTUALLY more germy, I get the most grossed out by toilet seats.

  • I just had a heavy breakfast... and now, I'm on the verge of puking 😭😭😭

    • Oh dear. So sorry for that hun. 😂

  • Well, I clean my toilet and drain at least once a week so, I'm gonna assume the prostitute, right?

    • N u think prostitutes dont clean themselves?

    • @elizamichale1 You're an escort aren't you? I'm gonna differentiate between the two after encountering you and say prostitutes are the women Liam Neeson is saving in the Taken movies who are likely being trafficked into it and no, not cleaned. You're an Escort in the first-world country of the USA who is 100% choosing what she's doing and I'd assume has control over her role in it and is likely taking care of things as appropriate. You're not the kind of woman who ends up in a Liam Neeson movie. Maybe a Mel Gibson or a Bruce Willis movie depending on what decade it is.

    • hehe yea i am honey and yes i am doing it out of choice and definitely have control over my choices n life and i am absolutely against forceful prostitution and all that shit and i m from London honey

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  • I bet you it's a prostitute is a good prostitute she is probably the cleanest at all those but at the same time they're all about the same Maybe I don't know I don't have to worry about any of them LOL

    • You are absolutely right

    • Well I would hope so anyway

    • I am a living example myself n i know how much i have to be conscious about my hygiene

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  • Shoes have shit germs on the bottoms of them so it's probably the worst out of these

  • Elevator button for sure

    • PSA: Elevator buttons are rarely cleaned 👀 public bathrooms are cleaned daily if not multiple times a day

    • Thank you for the PSA!

  • restaurants' ice... gross!!

    • What’s wrong with their ice? (I always ask for no ice anyway, just because it takes up too much space in the glass and leaves less room for the actual drink.)

    • They don’t clean the ice machines. Bacteria.

    • assuming they do have an ice machine, yes... to the lack of cleaning and maintenance, but there's also places in which they will have containers for ice which they will just grab with their hands... and a lot of people do not wash their hands either way... even the best restaurants in the world have had outbreaks of noroviruses, and that happens when restaurant workers go number two and won't wash their hands... nasty

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  • I've said shoe but I honestly don't know they're all dirty.

  • Protitutes require their customers to wear condoms.

    • Not all. And what about all those who have licked before?

  • Yuck! I don't want to lick any of these. I picked the toilet seat because that's the worst one to lick in my opinion 🤢

  • i'd pick shoe

  • "Loves" - I have never licked an elevator button !

    • Seems like a solid life choice. 🤔 Have you licked the others?

    • Well, you have me there ! I HAVE licked an 'Escort', without her showing a current STD test.

    • 😂😂😂😂 how did that work out for ya?

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  • Toilet area in general

  • I don't want to lick any of them

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