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How to tease a guy about his size?

So to be clear its not about what his size actually is, I just find it really hot to tease. But I don't want to hurt his feelings because I know some guys are very sensitive about it. How can I tell him this, and how can I tease without being mean
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[ Some of y'all need to learn what a fetish is. For the amount of guys that like to choke and humiliate girls (which is fine in a context) its amazing how many of the comments come done to 'lie back and think of England'. But thank you for the people that tried to give decent advice, a lot of people where really helpful ]
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Most Helpful Guys

  • As long as it doesn’t mean that I’m going to be denied the opportunity to copulate with the woman (due to my size) I actually LOVE to be teased.

    My penis is (barely, on a good day) 4 1/2” long when fully erect. Fortunately, I’m actually a little thicker than average, so bringing a woman to orgasm is not a problem. (unless she’s one of those women who simply insists on the aesthetics of a long penis)

    Women who’ve given my ‘Little Mule’ a fair try usually report that not having me ‘bottom out’ against their cervix is a big plus.

    Hey... I was born with a stubby cock, and I’m going to die with one. I can mope around all butthurt about it or I can enjoy all the humiliation that a woman cares to pile on me.

    My first wife used to say that it looks like “some damn animal’s dick”

    And it kinda does, LOL!

  • Tease him in a positive way, for example say his dick is so big you're not sure if you can fit it all in your mouth, or you hope his load isn't so much that I can't swallow all of it. Measuring is fun if you don't humiliate him about it. Measure his length and girth but include yourself in the measuring. Let him measure the size of your areolas, nipples, boobs, clit, V opening, butt hole, etc. While you're measuring, see how far he can ejaculate or the volume of his cum in a shot glass.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I mean it depends on the kind of teasing. If it is about how tiny it is and you both enjoy that light humiliation, there are certain things you can say. For instance: Do you really think you can fuck me good with that little díck you got? My pinky would give me more pleasure.

    If it's more like teasing someone's size in order to make him less cocky about having a big one, you can say stuff like: It's not as impressive as you think, I have certainly had bigger ones. or: I don't get why you believe it's big, surely it's a medium size based on my personal experiences.

    • These are actually such good suggestions thank you. I think its more that I'm more into humiliation than he might be and I don't want him to have like long term insecurity about it. I guess I'm just not sure how to bring it up

    • I get what you mean. Maybe bring it up at some point when you are not about to have sex, in order not to make him feel bad. I would suggest to discuss about this new kink of yours when you have fully understand it yourself. Meaning that it's not about his size but more about the fact that you get off by humiliating without actually meaning what you say. Hope everything works out great for you and your partner!

  • As long as your teasing implies that it's big, you should be fine.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Probably the same way you’d want him to tease you about your lose queefing roast beef vagina.

    • I can't find the remote control to the TV, can you check your vagina?

  • Just follow the golden rule.
    "Do unto others as you'd have them do unto you."

  • Unresolved penis envy detected [Robot dance]

    • Yeah pretty much lol

    • Try this: submit to him, extra hard, to where it's a little dark. 🦒🍆🇺🇸🎲

  • there is no way to do it without being mean. because teasing is mean lol

  • If you want your tease to be sexy, go bigger, not smaller.

  • You’ll end up giving him ED and psychological issues, I hope he smashes your face in.

    • Not giving him ED or confidence issues was the point of the question

    • Even joking or role playing about that will cause him issues, just dont

  • Urine. As in URINE IDIOT.
    This won't turn out like you think.

    • On update... You're a fucking moron.

    • Hahaha Omg your so funny. Your so side splittingly funny in fact I’ve decided to change my entire sexuality rather than figure out a way to have an open conversation with my partner over it. Fuck up piss head

    • Sure. Fuck up piss head. How original. Must only be because you're just SO fucking dumb. You're a moron honey. Good luck with the guys.

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  • Leave it alone and find something else that turns you on.

  • Well what ideas do you have for teasing him?

    • I guess just stuff like measuring and making jokes about it. I thinks its so cute when guys get embarrassed but I want him to know its play and that I'm not really belittling him

    • Like measuring him and saying "Oh I think that some 12 and 13 year olds in the neighborhood probably have you beat honey!" or "I think your erect size is ALMOST as big as so-and so's limp dick".

    • More the first one. The irony of the fetish is I don't actually like sleeping with super big guys so it would be a bit pointless comparing him anyone

  • Never ever.

  • Don't say "it" is cute

  • Have find the line about what can tease people about and what you can't clearly crossed the line

  • dm me I'd be to help

    • I just fallowed, you can dm me

    • messaged you

  • Don't. Just don't. You don't like to be teased about your body, so don't do it about ours

  • What do you want to tell? I can rate it, If it's too hard or not

  • Lol tease if you get hot he should get it

  • Not a good idea

  • Do you know if the guy is sensitive in this matter?

    • No I don't, but my experience is even guys who say their into it or even bring it up first will have lines their uncomfortable with and I really don't want to cross that with him. Haven't brought anything up yet. I've been with guys in the past I've hurt and I don't want to do that again

    • If you want to I don’t mind chatting about this if you pm me

    • Yeah that would be good, I've just started fallowing you so you can message me

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  • R u crazy y do u want to tease about his size you skank

  • That’s a sore subject with guys unless he knows he is already above average I wouldn’t joke about that

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