If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

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I want decent bodies, appealing faces, pretty dixx, juicy puxx, good lighting. No pubes. Only REAL ass/tits allowed (Perky C cups plus). Tight muscular azzes especially when he thrusts, soft but toned cores/legs. Both need long enough hair to pull.
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

Storyline starts off with a casting porno as we search for the perfect guy/girl with natural chemistry. And yes the casting directors (not me, but others) will fck all those who audition (no same sex though). There will be dirty talk and everyone is a vocal moaner.
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

The winning male/female will play a couple traveling all over. There will be lots of getting caught and public sex in all kinds of places where they fck around without giving a damn whos watching. Examples include sex at the fast food drive through window, hanging upside down over the rooftop having her lights fcked out, oil massage at a couples spa, sex on the back of a pickup truck going down the highway, public library, baseball field screen with overlooking audience, gym locker shower, under restaurant table, etc.

If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
Theyre going to do some of every sex position too and sometimes someone may “unknowingly” join in (mfm/fmf) while the partner is blindfolded/cuffed. There will be lots of tonguefcking, deepthroating (but not to the point she looks like she’ll puke), Eyes rollin back, Bodies squirming, and closups/povs angles on occasion to give the viewer that VR feel. The girl has to look wet cause i hate that dry looking shit. He needs to be dripping precum and be a shooter with his cum shots.
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

In different scenes, She’ll wear a nice outfit with lingerie underneath and heels. He’ll slowly undress her before they go at it. There will be lots of straight making out with tongue, fingering, jerking off, ass smacking, biting, lip biting, hair grabbing, waist gripping, nipple play, titsucking, etc. When she cumz she needs to fckin soak him and i want him to creampie her. #FeelFreeToList
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Looks like GaG has some porn directors in the making haha. I won't attempt this until my future kids have gone off to college. Im gonna be like 50 or 60 making porn films under an alias to avoid embarrassing my kids. And No I won't be in the film. But i can't wait to script and direct it!! Well either that or a sex therapist! But one of the two haha
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  • Hmm...
    Stuff that you don't see happening a lot enough in current porn. There is enough porn to be found about vaginal-sex, blowjobs and anal. But there's not enough attention being give to the womens exquisite beauty that they spend a lot of hours preparing. More attention should be given to her actual make-up and hairdo also. After all... women do spend a lot of time making her hair and face perfect to be more attractive. Then why not enjoy how beautiful she makes herself also?

    Examples:
    1. She gets maked-up by the makeup artists and then right after that, a couple of guys walk in for her to give a BlowBang. But a LOT of rubbing of the cocks on her face but also in her hair to a point where most of the makeup is gone.
    Then gangbang her and right before giving her a bukkake, the makeup artist will quickly put some makeup on her face and walks away so that they can cover her just-freshly-maked-up face.
    There was a site "NastyMakeup" who started doing this and suddenly disappeared.

    2. Hairjobs are finally becomming a bit more common in sex scenes but there is not enough yet. I'd make some hairjobs and try to get more naturally curly-haired women give the hairjobs.

    3. Multiple scenes of woman at a hairdresser gets her hair done just in order for a guy (or more guys) to come and plunge his cock in her hair and totally destroy her hairstyle with cock.

    4. Make a specific setting more known for the Western culture. There are a couple of Japanese scenes where the woman is reading a news and get totally Bukkaked while she keeps reading the news. I'd make a woman read the daily International News and Sports and get this Bukkake. But just do this on a daily basis and let people pay for subscription to watch BukkakeNews on a daily basis. It would mean having to produce content daily, and get a bunch of STD-tested guys to cum on a daily basis. And also get the pool of actresses that get cummed more diversified. Maybe pay amateur girls to be Bukkaked. But 1 scene per day or week should do the trick.

    5. More hair/face scenes about the big-hair era.
    Like Bukkake with hairdo of the 60s and 70s and 80s.
    Hairjobs with hairdo of 60s and 70s and 80s.
    And ofcourse the hair will be packed with hairspray, that is also excited to see stiff hair being rubbed and soaked with cockjuice.

    Well basically porn producers should look for those niches that aren't very well known yet and produce more of those.

    • I want natural beauties. No need for makeup cause its just gonna het messed up. Is yours even a porno or Hairspray 2 🤣

    • Getting messed up IS part of the fun. Hairspray 2? Lol, well, sadly there wasn't hairjob-sex in hairspray 1.

  • Let’s see i think it would be a lot like those exploited college girl videos. I hot amateur 18-22 year old with b cup breasts, smooth tan skin, super bald pussy. She’d be taken by an older guy 50-60 with a nice cut cock. She'd give him some great head and he’d return the favor getting her super wet. He’d finger her until she squirt and run his hands all over her body. She’d suck on him some more and then he’d move her to the edge of the bed and enter her raw. Pumping away in a bunch of different positions. I’d have the camera focus in on her wet pussy with his cock plunging in and out. When he’s ready he’d pump her full of cum. She’d push him out and finish him off by sucking the remaining cum out.


    You’d think the movie was over, but then the cameraman, lighting guy, producer/director, prop guy, catering guys, and some other film crew would throw her on the bed and begin gangbanging her repeatedly. she’d get double vag penetration, spit roasted, creampied and bukkaked.

    • Damn!! What do you think of mine?

    • I loved yours too and almost just said ditto

    • Hahha

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  • My only porn interests lie in amateur, homemade porn. But I'm not sure if I'd want to write or direct. But I'd love to be the on-site porn consultant. But I'd be a fucking porn Nazi!! (And my favorite category is MFM.)

    If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

    -Can someone tell me why there are two fucking cats on the bed?
    -Why is there a dog in the corner licking his balls?
    -What's with all the fucking clothes and Legos on the floor?
    -Could someone please turn that football game up louder on the TV? I'm not sure if they can hear it in the next state over.
    -Guys, it's 77%, are you three really sure the black socks are necessary?
    -Guys, this isn't a fucking Charlie Chaplin film. It's OK to talk. Can any of you talk?
    -Fellas, there's a naked woman on the bed. Why are you just standing there watching her? Do I have to spell it out? Do you want to buy a vowel?

    • Lmao when i start my business up, um hiring you to get these people in check 🤣👏

    • I was on YouTube one day just minding my own business, and I came across a video about newsensations. It was started by a woman that was sick of porn with stupid plots. (I don't know who's running it now, but that's how it began)
      It was geared towards porn by women, for women. But it's much more than that.

      It's the best of the best in porn. And it's not just for women, it's the best for everyone. They cover every category you could want, but they do it better than anyone.

      I talked to a guy online and he was asking how to introduce porn to his wife. I suggested the newsensations parodies. They have many, but the Flintstones is one. He gave it a try and his wife liked it.
      If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

      If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?

      But the site charges a subscription. But if you don't mind being a bandit; you just copy and paste one of their titles into a Google search. You'll find the full version for free.

    • Newsensations was the first hardcore porn i ever watched at age 21. All their stuff was so romantic. Another good one is “Sinful XXX Sensual Porn”. Its always romantic and wet looking

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  • Standard looking chick with a standard looking guy.
    Natural breast, average length appendage.
    There'd be lots of female foreplay and softer love making.
    The scenario could still be any of the, plummer comes to sort her pipes.
    Electrician comes round to screw a light bulb.
    Milkman needs milking.
    The broadband needed rerouting...
    Fireman attends to some burning lyons.
    You get the jist...

    • I want standard and natural but appealing. The milkan needs milking 🤣

    • Haha, you know what I mean... Its a story builder lol 😂🤣

    • No i love it

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  • Damnnnnnn DirtyDesii is on a roll. Shit. I dunno but I would want it to be as realistic as possible. Like an actual real life couple. Maybe fucking all over the house. Shower, kitchen, bedroom, living room rug, maybe the kids bunk bed. 🤣🤣🤣

    • Girl i was dirty desii everyday in 2016/17 until my boyfriend at the time made me leave the site 🤣 then came back in 2019 and had to be good because they kept reporting all my shit to mods.. so I've toned it down haha

    • Fuckers. Lmao.

    • They seriously need to get laid and loosen up

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  • I've already directed several of them. I can't tell you what's in them though, as it'd out my identity to the world. But I can say two of them girls were Romanian and one Venezuelan. Has some GFE with a little but of audience rubbernecking scenes. No gross stuff, like dicks, creampies, etc. You'll love it. $9.99 on ManyVids. Get it now!

    • Is it hard to get in the industry

  • Lots and lots of beautiful naked women!!
    Isn't that enough for a guy? :-)

    • Haha what do you think of mine

    • Your idea or your naked body?

    • My porn scenario paragraphs above

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  • Dang! I would direct my faves- sharing/hotwife/ganbang genre.

    No-frills story- just a lady going home with 2+ of her male colleagues at the end of a Friday night.
    No unnecessary dialogue- the guys know what it means that she has invited them to stay the night.

    They get on the lift to her flat/hotel but a bunch of other people get on as well so the girl backs up against the lift wall and the guys follow her.
    The guys turn to face her and cross into her personal space as more people get on the lift.
    We get shots of their eyes glancing back and forth at each other and the sound of her breath getting more shaky as the lift dings in the background.

    Then we see her opening the door and her walking towards the bedroom while the men take their shoes off in the hall.
    She drops herself on the bed in a momentary display of tiredness but as the men walk inside the room she rolls over and lays with her face down, grasping the sheet.

    She lets out a shaky deep breath knowing the men behind her have understood the invitation and are eager to start doing what they all looked forward to since the moment they left the bar together.

    I would insist on casting only the freshest of the amateur girls, and I would have them hand pick their male co-stars themselves.
    I wouldn't want a girl who stars in a gangbang every Friday, I would want a girl who still wishes to fulfill her fantasy of getting dicked down by a bunch of hot, well-hung dudes, and we would give her that and we would simply put it on a camera.

    If porn had more of that, then I would for sure watch more of the premium shit lmao.

    • Lmao wow… so whats interests you about sharing a girl with other men. Do you not feel you’d be enough? Or is this in porn only?

    • Oh, let's just say that I have pretty severe attachment issues lol. Romantic and affectionate sex pushes my boundaries. Sharing and swinging just doesn't feel romantic or affectionate to me at all, it's purely sexual in my head. Especially if I'm the third party in an MFM or swinging with someone who is taken, that's like the holy grail of sex without emotional consequences for me.

  • I actually have a weird idea for a porno. Keep in mind, I have a fetish for pear shaped women. My porno would be considered softcore porn.

    Mine would be a skinny middle-aged woman with her skinny middle-aged sister (let's say late 40s), and her thin elderly mom. All of them have been thin their entire lives, and had slim bodies, and joke about how bony their butts are. However, they are at the doctor because these old-school suburban white women are concerned about one of the women's daughter's body-and the 21 year old daughter, who is in college, and living with her mom, hates her body too. The daughter has the same face, similar waist, and same upper torso-but the daughter has unusually large thighs, hips, and buttocks. Her mom is concerned because she has to set up two chairs for her daughter to properly sit. She has to buy an abundance of toilet paper for her daughter. She is sick of buying new toilet seats for her daughter. They're sit of their daughter's brother, male cousins, and even uncles staring at her butt.

    When the doctor comes, he has nothing to tell them except they have to live with their daughter having a big ol' toilet-seat smasher. Their daughter pulls down her pants, and 3XL granny-panties, and the nurse gives her an extra-muscular shot to help with a new cellulite treatment, but due to her massive 55 inch butt, the needle has to be a foot long. The mom is outraged, crying, and when they get home, the mom takes a paddle, as well as the grandma, and they both say they will "slap the fat out of that balloon".

    This is just a quick summary. I could go into more details.

    • I like softcore

  • Something with a good tense story. Where you don't know for sure how its going to end. Not too long, we want to get to the good stuff right away, but effective and not too unrealistic.
    More specifically, there is not enough material for mixed sexfights. Too much wrestling, not enough orgasm. I would be perfectly happy with a scripted version that only vaguely looks realistic, but shows a scenario where both competitors have a real chance of winning. And where they actively trashtalk and comment on the outcome in actual fluent English and without the need for inacurate subtitles.
    In general, people in porn don't talk enough. It's already fake, let's make it a proper show. Lying down and making repetitive moans only means people will skip to the end.

    • Man ii hate the made up video titles

  • A plot. I have written a porno, in fact.

    • Wow thats hot

    • Well, I wouldn't get too excited. I desperately need to rewrite it completely but I don't want to. So I put it on wattpad and haven't really looked at it since.

  • Teenage boy with mid-twenties woman.

    • Hope he at least 18

    • Nah, 16.

    • Any teen boy would be lucky asf to be in that porn. I know I would of love to fuck a woman when I was like 14/15

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  • Me lol I don’t want to film someone else

    • Lmao

  • Closeup sopping wet female masturbation ending in visible vaginal contractions. A little pee is a plus.

    • What do you think of mine?

    • Complex, but appealing.

  • I wouldn't be interested in directing one. But I am curious, would I get the chance to audition for yours? ;P

    • Lol sure you can audition.

    • Hah, cool! I qualify for porn. But no, never ;P

  • After reading your idea, I've got nothing.

    • Hahaha. Do you like it?

    • No comment...

  • Likable actors and actresses
    More sensible and intelligent talking.
    Less sex duration more comedy, drama, horror? action
    To me a ninety minute movie should compose of 20 minutes of making out and talking, 15 minutes actual sex, 25 minutes about realities or fantasies of life

    • Yea a storyline is good. But 15 mins of sex? Lmao heck No

  • I think maybe a waterbed with a leak. Having the potential to drown would make the sex much more desperate.

    • 🤣🤣 maybe in a porn comedy

    • yes, a porn comedy. Also I would like it to contain a message.

  • Lmao 😂 you’ve thought about this way to hard lol.

    ill pass I have no interest in directing a porno I’ll just stick to writing my erotica.

    • I want to release my book the same time i release the porno. And yes I've thought long and hard on it because im serious about it. I intend to join the industry when i retire and my future kids have gone to college. No sex, just directing

    • Lol good luck with it.

  • Real women's orgasms and dude's making noises when their woman makes them happy.

    • I agree

  • A lot of really cute bi women with unreasonably large boobs sex wrestling eachother.

    • wouldn't have expected you to be into thar

    • Which thing? lesbian porn? orgy porn? or sex wrestling? Most of my exes were bi and were sexually agressive with me, sometimes we watched porn together. it's actually quite confusing how I managed to avoid getting to third base for so long.

    • technically they wouldn't need to be bi since I wouldn't touch any of em with a 10 foot pole, but strict lesbians tend to not want a dude in the director chair I would think.

  • Most of the movie won't be explicit, but made to generate anticipation. Probably romance.

    Then, at the end, they fuck so wildly. After an hour.

    • Love that

    • Thanks.

  • Although I have zero interest in creating porn but if I hypothetical would create one, it would be a black American male who were on a around the world trip where he meet foreign hotties. The landing man get into all sexual adventures of sexy female across the world. He original were only traveling around the world to meet his best bro, bro as an guy friend he doesn't have a biological brother but instead he end up scoring chicks across the the damn planet. When he finally meet to his friends place he realizes that his friend is honesty mad knowing he gotten blown off from his best bro, but the main male character tell his friend what he been doing.

    Feeling fucking jealous and left out, the best friend wanted to score some ladies as well but the main character has the looks and abilities to score the ladies while his friend doesn't.

    If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?If you could direct a porno, what would you want it to contain?
    • Wow beautiful

    • Thanks

  • I want it to be a married couple, completely naked, in the bathtub. Bathtub sex, kissing, licking, washing hair and bodies, breastfeeding, blowjobs, anal sex, and lotion after the bath. Having potty sex, sex in bed, man makes the woman pregnant!

    • Lol can't forget your shampoo scenes haha

    • Right. I love watching naked girls and women washing their hair and I love getting my hair washed for me by a woman.

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