What do you think is the female term for cock block?

[loves2learn]

We all know what cock block is, someone or something “who prevents another from scoring sexually.” Or “The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!” (https://www. urbandictionary. com/define. php? term=cock+block&=true)

In other words, Mrloves2learn was scheduled in meetings all day. He was cock blocked by work.

But it is a very one sided term in favor of males.

I was also incredibly busy with work today. So what’s my word term? Beaver dammed? Clam slammed? Cooter booter?

[zeitgeist057]

A beaver impeder, a. k. a the ol' taco blocko, clitterference or clitoception (if the blocker actually steals), break out the muff cuffs, gash clash (competitive), gash bash, or a cooch check.

You could also stick with the original "block" and make it a:

- box block
- slot block
- dock block

[loves2learn]

Brilliant! Thank you for that! 🤣🤣🤣

[Tamera952]

Ohh MY fucking GAWD !!! I'm hysterical laughing!! I love your submissions! - "BEAVER IMPEDER" hahahahahahah !!! That's got to be the BEST I've heard! I might need to steal that one !

[t-8900]

uuuh I don't know? bushwhacker?

[loves2learn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[t-8900]

thought you might like that one XD

[humanearth]

Now thats funny

[t-8900]

@humanearth ty, ty I'm here all week! XD

[humanearth]

The real ones

[t-8900]

@humanearth wow i actually remember them after seeing their faces. But if you hadn't shown me that they memory stores of them in my brain would have remained dormant forever.

[humanearth]

Thank you thank you. I'll be here for the rest of the century

[t-8900]

@loves2learn ty so much for MHO!

[loves2learn]

Very welcome! Thank you for the creativity :)

[t-8900]

well i certainly try! lol

[Tamera952]

Clam-Shelled?
Barricade-the-Cave?
Beaver-Block?
Snatch-Trap?
Snatch-booby-hatch?
Poontang-boomerang?
Pussy-Shutter?
Pussy-Dam?
Madam-Doorjamb?

[loves2learn]

Really good ones! Lol

[Ez-Bri-Z]

A cunt stunt
A pork cork
Being a fanny nanny
Box blocks

[loves2learn]

Pork cork!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bananathunder]

dead 😂😂😂😂

[Tamera952]

HAHAHAHAHAha !!! I am literally LMFAO !!! "PORK CORK" is the BEST

[SecretsofKB]

Beaver dammed... I absolutely cannot wait to use that in real life!

[CrazyGirl2]

Twat Tackled!

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like a wrestling move. The twat has been TACKLED! 5-4-3-2-1 NO SCORE! Lmao!

[bananathunder]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[CrazyGirl2]

Lol ! Very imaginative! 😆 🥲😅😂🤣😂😅🥲😆

[DizzyDesii]

Clitlocked! Shit stop clitlocking me 🤣

[DizzyDesii]

Or *liplock lol

[loves2learn]

OMG! 🤣🤣🤣 Liplock!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Lliam]

Beaver dammed is hilarious.
But I think if a girl is sabotaged from getting laid, "cock blocked" also works well because she was blocked from getting cock.

Cooter cut off
Snapper stymied
Meat defeat
Muff disrupted

[loves2learn]

Muff disrupted! Like girl interrupted! Lol

[MCheetah]

"Bisexual."

[DizzyDesii]

Where does this even make sense 🤣

[boomstheory]

Twat stop

[Elliegirl]

According to a stand up routine I listen to, it’s called a twat smack. That never made sense to me. I like beaver dammed.

[DonkeyDan]

The official terminology is actually box out, or boxed out. "Susie was boxed out by Jeremy last night."
But I like clam jammed, taco blackout, and beaver dam 😂

[DonkeyDan]

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=box%20out

[loves2learn]

Nailed it “Dan” well done!

[Avicenna]

I just used "pussy block", and some women are good at doing it to other women

[loves2learn]

Yes they are. You bring up a good point, sir!

[Bricealan]

Loves, if you get any more clever with those terms, I just can't stand it ! ? LOLOL
Beaver damned, Clam slammed ! Yikes !
I think I like Clam slammed the best !!!

[loves2learn]

Why thank you! *takes a bow*

[Gwenhwyfar]

Kitty diddled 😊? That is usually what happens when you can’t have sex…

[bananathunder]

hahaha too funny

[Gwenhwyfar]

@bananathunder I know mine would be 😊

[bananathunder]

sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands... literally lol

[Gwenhwyfar]

@bananathunder sometimes just one hand does the trick 😊 One hand and a banana lol

[bananathunder]

@gwenhwyfar i don't mind the one hand and a banana... end result is always the same ;)

[Gwenhwyfar]

@bananathunder gushing all over my hand and the banana

[loves2learn]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[linda86]

bitch block.

[exitseven]

I think this one needs a good leaving alone. Get me next time.

[loves2learn]

Hope I didn’t embarrass you too bad. 😂🙃

[exitseven]

No, I just don't want to be offensive.

[loves2learn]

Oh I am not easily offended.

[exitseven]

okay - how about cunt shunt?

[loves2learn]

Brilliant!!!

[exitseven]

remember that you asked for it.

[loves2learn]

It’s good. I like it. 😅

[Guffrus]

Oh shunted.. Yeah, well done, thats better than my blunted.

[loves2learn]

Does that involve putting a “blunt” where I think it does? 🤭

[Guffrus]

The truth of what had come to mind is unfortunately boring so ill just tell lies and be vulgar instead because i think its quite clear to everyone here now that if Mrloves2Learn doesn't pull his finger out of his asshole and unblock his cock soon you are going to end up voiding the warranty on your washing machine. So come on Mr! Get shunting blunt into that haunted cunt already.

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[dustybiker]

That does actually sound a lot better than the animal references.

[humanearth]

Twat Blocker

[bowenw]

Twat blocked. Clam jammed.
🤣🤣🤣

[loves2learn]

Good ones!

[humanearth]

I just said the same thing

[bowenw]

@humanearth ✔✔

[Phoenix98]

I feel like beaver dammed would be the correct phrase lol. Though I guess technically cock block would also would since they are being blocked from getting cock so I guess it goes both ways?

[Aussie-guy]

Coitus killer

[Nik1hil]

Cat preservation program..

[loves2learn]

Sounds so clinical 😂

[Nik1hil]

Well it did crack a laugh from you.. My goal is accomplished.. Have a great day... Milady!..

[loves2learn]

Indeed! 🤣

[John83]

Vagina vault
Panty police

[loves2learn]

I like panty police! 😂😂😂

[ChiTown33]

" Twat swatter"!