Am I a starfish?

[Anonymous]

Ok so for the first time ever I was told by a guy after having sex I was a starfish. I personally don’t think I am, but lmk. I moan. Breath heavy. Scratch his back. Nibble on his ear. Neck kisses. Kisses. Pull him in deeper. Cuss. Clutch the sheets. Play with my tits. Roll my eyes in the back of my head. Bite my lip. Am I a starfish?

[pickedcrisps]

I liked the clutch the sheets part. Do you bite pillows too?

Maybe you should have voluntarily and gently but firmly pushed him up off of you and suggestively merely rolled onto your stomach and knees and give him a cheeky neck turn smile.

Maybe next time though in missionary or back to missionary... maybe you're legs weren't doing enough or maybe just dump the guy if he doesn't think much of you.

I mean how insulting. You deserve better lady ,🙏

[pickedcrisps]

I liked the clutch of sheets part a lot. A lot. Squeeze a pillow clench a fist deep into the mattress. Hot. God bless ☮️

[pickedcrisps]

And no you're not a starfish. You sound like a wonderful woman. Strong and confident. 🙃

[Asker]

I do bite pillows and I nearly destroy my sheets and pillows.

[pickedcrisps]

God damn. You could make my day any day with that attitude lady. You're the type of woman I could cook clean and give foot rubs too at the end of a working day for yourself because you know. The type of woman I dream of. Take care 😎😎

[Asker]

Well I cook and clean as well and give good back rubs

[pickedcrisps]

Doggy style is my fave position. Unless missionary is more my caring relaxing position. Doggy is when I feel I need to mount not from a rough day but just for fun sake. And missionary is more just the unwind relaxing sex before the best working day. Doggy is like a Friday weekend thing haha 😁 or mixed up as per shifts as a couple if I wasn't single oh well. God bless 👍

[pickedcrisps]

So do I. I really do cook and clean and do it all. I'm a typical metrosexual man or before hipster men. You know. I do chores. I'm submissive but no footstool. But that doesn't mean I'm not wanting the pants. I wear pants. I hate shorts hahaha.

[pickedcrisps]

And I am single. Haha. Still a virgin actually I am. Haha.

[pickedcrisps]

Good to know you sound like a wonderful dream of a woman. You do it all. Next you'll tell me you're a real gem that you're a registered nurse hahaha 😜

[Asker]

Athletic trainer. Close tho

[pickedcrisps]

Anyhow I have to go now but you have yourself a nice day, thanks for making my day, and enjoy your future answers hopefully respectful answers. Peace out lady ☮️ be sure to always budget for more sheets and more pillows for yourself. I always admire a woman who at least says God during sex like thank god or oh my oh my god. It's just nice to give thanks to the universe. A bit of spirituality in an orgasm never hurt any woman hahaha. I mean god is a man. Lol. Or so they say. Maybe god plays favourites or favorites. Cya lady. Sorry I'm so quirky. Cyaaaaa 🥳

[pickedcrisps]

@Asker final question. Asker: any opinion on doggy style anal with condom? Or prone bone (hips us face down arched doggy). ? Thanks. 😋 I hate missionary anal and hate spooning- anal.

[pickedcrisps]

@Asker and no you are not a starfish. You're a gorgeous lover I trust. 😀

[Asker]

Definitely with a condom makes it hurt less

[pickedcrisps]

Oh my good. This is getting so spooky coincidental. Maybe you're my dream wife nurse wife in another dimension hahaha. I always wear condoms and lube added too the outside of condoms be it anal and also vaginal. I'm a germ freak. Thats why I love nursing if only I was but I'd love a wife if she was an EN or RN. Maybe you may train as one someday. God if you're name was Summer then my oh my spooky. God love ya lady cyaaaa 😈😈🙏🙏☮️☮️☮️😁

[pickedcrisps]

P. s. and yes no one sane enjoys painful anal. Let alone unprotected anal. So turn off. But I'm pride myself on being a virgin but gentle lover or medium lover. After all. In a perfect world or not I have a softy personality. Doesn't mean I don't wear the pants or like hand slaps to her buttcheeks if I had three wishes. Peace lady stay classy and happy and covid safe 😜😜😜

[pickedcrisps]

Hope you enjoyed our chats? Cya?

[Asker]

They were helpful thank you.

[pickedcrisps]

Oh I forgot to ask unless you wanted to briefly keep chatting or more like I want to continue just for a few minutes more if you're comfortable. ... I should've asked have you ever tried anal doggy style with a condom? It's the hottest position I love. Besides obviously vaginal sex. Lol.

[pickedcrisps]

😋😋😋 I love these emoji's.

[Asker]

Sorry I really need to go to bed. I have been studying for midterms.

[pickedcrisps]

Maybe another time? Just hit reply whenever you remember or are free. Good luck on midterms. God you're gorgeous sounding with creeping. It's just to be friendly and kind. You're generous with your time thanks so much honey ☮️😁

[pickedcrisps]

Hopefully you'll celebrate the completion of your mid-term exams with condom anal doggy style sex with some gentle nerd or a better lover than your current starfish-insulting man. You deserve so much better lady so much better you do 😈☮️🥳

[pickedcrisps]

Thanks for MHO how's the exams add me or message me if you like after your exams someday beautiful 🤩🥰

[spartan55]

Maybe he is referring to your butthole, which can also be called the balloon knot or the Sheriff's badge too.

[NamerOfStars]

It doesn't sound like it. If there's something more he wants you to do, he could always, y'know, ASK.

[thedude9393]

If you won't do other positions then yes

[Asker]

We do doggy and cowgirl

[thedude9393]

Then no, starfish is when a girl doesn't move

[Asker]

Then why the fuck did he call me a starfish?

[thedude9393]

Maybe it was that one time, or maybe he's trying to get a ride out of you

[Asker]

He does like doing that. It was also the first time I had had sex in awhile so I was kinda get back into everything.

[thedude9393]

I'm assuming then that your a submissive and that you enjoy and expect to be directed? If so he should understand that

[Asker]

Well he is very dominant in the bedroom and if I do something wrong or don’t listen. “I get punished”. I feel like he has the most experience so I normally let him lead.

[thedude9393]

Maybe be a bit bratty? See what happens

[Asker]

Sounds like something I can do. But he also wants me to take control sometimes. And do what I want. I don't know what that means. I guess when I am in the mood sit on top of him and take the lead?

[thedude9393]

Yeah ask him for what you want or how you want to get fucked

[chriscdi]

Isn't a starfish someone that doesn't do different positions

[Asker]

I don't know but if that’s the case I do missionary doggy cowgirl reverse cowgirl

[chriscdi]

Then you chillin

[Ironic_Method]

Doesn't sound like it.

[Iron_Man]

Yes you are

[Asker]

Why do you say that?

[Iron_Man]

From the description of your question

[Asker]

So what am I doing wrong? What do I do to not be a starfish?

[Iron_Man]

You’re doing nothing wrong everything is outstanding

[Asker]

Lol sorry I thought you said I was a starfish sorry.

[Iron_Man]

I’m a little bit confused but you have nothing to worry about from your description

[Jamie05rhs]

I don't think you are.

[Wise4myage]

Urban Dictionary says you are the opposite of a Starfish.

[Cowboy6666]

Sounds like you know how to act, react and do the job :P ;)

[Asker]

Thank you.

[Cowboy6666]

you have got good job experience ;)

[Asker]

I just always give things a try. I always try something before I say I don’t like it. Especially in the bedroom.

[Cowboy6666]

you doing great job

[FireFox001]

But do you actually... move?

[Asker]

Yes I do

[OnTheLevel]

Do you move your limbs at all?

[Asker]

Yes I do I am always touching him or clawing at the sheets