Why does my friends with benefits's wife hate me?

Question

I sent a message on Facebook to this nice guy I'm friends with telling him he's now on my friend's with benefits list. But now his wife hates me. Why she not being nice?

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

I feel you. Some women are just mean bitches. A friend of mine’s wife barged in on this bachelor party just because she heard I was going to be there and was the only girl.

She just comes in screaming. “Get your dick out of that slut’s ass.” Can you believe that? This crazy hooker is calling me a slut? The guy under me who’s cock I was riding didn’t think I was slut. The guy who’s dick I was sucking didn’t think I was a slut. The ten guys waiting for a turn didn’t think I was a slut. And neither did the fifteen guys before them.

Fat lot of nerve calling me a slut. I was just helping out a friend. A lot of friends. If you think about it, I’m really a philanthropist.

meetkitty123 · Accepted Answer

OMG come on 😳 did your account get hacked? you're more clever than this! You're just Effing with us🤣
@purplepoppy You're too much sometimes but I love it... So damn funny!
Damn I feel bad for that lady or maybe more for you 🤔... Seriously just drop them both and find yourself a swingers or open couple... You won't have to worry about some jealous craved woman going psycho on you or your personal belongings 😜

Red_Arrow · Accepted Answer

Because you did not notify her in advance. If you had told her a week before telling her husband, she would have settled in to the idea and probably would sent baked goods with her husband when he comes to visit you.

Its just like when I told your guy that in a week you and I would be fucking, he was actually happy that some of the stress was off of him! And the week gave him time to plan some nights out with the boys. And he hasn't complained since we started!

Angelo75 · Accepted Answer

Well because monogamous people wants their mate to give the sex and intimate attention only to them. They don't really like to share that.
So to her, you're entering a place now that she doesn't like, and she can't control because it's the guy who wants you.

Jessica405 · Answer

Hehe! I bet she is concocting evil potions and lotions and nostrums for you. You will be hexed and grow pimples!

He will have his dick shrivel up.

Hey-ho! Better think about a new friends with benefits!

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

Maybe cuz you get to have "just sex" with him, but she has to put up with him 24/7🤔🤔

katiesmuff · Answer

Geez it's hard to believe that she would be angry with you after giving her husband that new status!

Lliam · Answer

I can't imagine. Try taking her a tray of home made cookies (biscuits) and see if she'll invite you in for tea so that you can find out if it's a misunderstanding. LOL

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Hahaha! I wonder!

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

Did you explain it was due to Brexit and a shortage of guys? that and Ration cards will be issued to keep track of ‘booking’ him out.

erandal · Answer

You told him you are on his 'friends with benefits' list, his wife read that, she now understands that you and him are having sex.

MrCommodore · Answer

She feels left out, invite her too.

spartan55 · Answer

I know you are smarter than this. Slow night in the UK?

rosemilk · Answer

Your trolling is exhausting.

EmmaMary · Answer

@purplepoppy LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

StormyWinter · Answer

You're trying to /fuck/ing her husband, it's not rocket science

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

LOL 😂😂😂 You’re a troll but a funny one 😊 Actually you’re Welsh. Are the Arthurian legends taught in primary school there? Or is it like nobody’s ever heard of them?

FunkyMonkee · Answer

LMAO!! Gee, I can't IMAGINE why!!

sheikalana · Answer

Why would you say such thing to a married man? Leave him alone.

VDrago14 · Answer

It's because you come off as coming onto her man, which if they're not open or poly means he would be cheating if he did anything with you. In his wife's eyes your being a homewrecker by coming onto her man like that, intentional or not.