Do guys talk to each other about their dicks?

Do you compare your sizes or something? 🤔
Yeah, we do that
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Maybe some guys do that, but not me
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Straight guys definitely don't do that
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No guy ever does that
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  • The only dick-size discussion I've ever had with an actual friend in real life was really just a piece of a bigger discussion. The guy in question was a guy of German ancestry (his grandparents moved to the US in the 1930s) and looked it: 6'3", blond, blue-eyed, ripped/strong but not in a body-builder kind of way, and, he had a huge dick. We're talking about a 1-in-a-million porn cock. Not that I've personally seen it, but many in our friend circle have (he'd whipped it out when drunk more than once), and it had been described by several shocked friends. Anyway, he's the kind of guy that easily gets female attention, and his dick-size reputation often precedes him anyway, so he was able to sleep with a lot of girls.

    But he was literally crying, because the girl he'd been with for 2 weeks, who he really liked, had broken up with him. In fact, every girl he's ever had feelings for had quickly broken up with him - literally because his dick was too big for them. Lots of girls wanted to "ride the ride" - as I said, he had no trouble finding girls to hook up with - but nearly all of them decided that one ride was enough (if not too much), and they didn't want to go again.

    Given that I've always been the person in my friend circles who all of their friends went to for help/advice, I've talked to people about a huge range of things, from losing parents and loved ones, to college choices, girls & sex, cars, money, alcohol, drugs, home-buying, and much, much more, the fact that dick size really only came up once, as a tangent to a bigger issue, should tell you that it's pretty rare.

    You get 2 kinds of guys who talk about their dick size: guys with big dicks who know that it's the best thing they have to offer (many have little else) and who have built their identity around it, and guys who talk shit about everything and claim to have a big dick even if they don't, because they're pathological liars even about things that no one cares about.

    The majority of guys do not talk about their dick, except maybe anonymously on an online forum like GaG. They certainly don't bring it up with their friends. Of course there's always going to be a few exceptions to any rule, and I can't speak for gay guys, as their circles might be different, but in any case, it's rare that it happens.

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  • Most often, not. Why? Do girls talk a lot about their pussies? I know they put a loot of stock in their tits like, they think having bigger tits makes them more of a woman. It's actually attitude that makes a woman more womanly and a man more manly.
    The only time we talk about dicks is if the subject happens to come up and then, mostly only it's talked about jokingly. It's kinda like the way they talk about dicks in the Porky's movies, at least the first one. Only not quite as frequently.
    However, I was just thinking the other day about this one time at work about 15 years ago, shortly after I started working at the print shop. We were running the mailer (it prints mailing addresses on magazines and envelopes) and I was at one end feeding the stuff into the machine and Chris, this kid that's been working there for a year or two already, was catching at the other end. He was in his early 20's at the time, I was probably in my early 40's. He's way down at the other end about 12 feet away and you can't talk with all the noise from the machines so, at one point, he walks all the way up to where I was and to tells me how big around his dick is!! WHAT? Gee! Thanks, Chris! I ALWAYS wanted to know!! Now that I know, I'll finally be able to sleep, tonight!! As soon as he tells me, he just turns and goes back to other end of the machine!! Who does this? I never asked or even THOUGHT of asking!! Nor, did I CARE how big his dick is!!

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  • No, its not usually a thing unless they change around others, have a big ego, or have an injury.

    • Also, when boys go through puberty there is a lot of curiosity of how they see their body changing and that would open up a conversation

  • It doesn't happen- or not in my circle of friends, and I a lot of friends: golfing buddies, shooting buddies, motorcycle ridding buddies, and of course the all important drinking buddies- who also serve as wingmen.

    No one is talking about, or asking about anyone's dick... much less comparing them.

  • No that’s just weird.

  • Outside of questions on sites like these, no. "Straight guys DEFINITELY don't do that." But if a woman askes, then yeah, men will talk away about it. But guys don't talk about this stuff in real life to each other, no matter how secure in their masculinity they are.

  • Me personally? No.
    But for some reason a lot of the self-proclaimed womanizers consistently feel the need to tell me how big their cocks are all the time.

  • I never have. Never even thought of it.

  • I don't get how you girls keep thinking this actually happens.

    • Here is a fact surrounding this female fascination: it's always the dude with a big dong walking around the locker room with no towel...

  • Sometimes

  • In my experience, is not a thing... the exception would be when someone had an accident or something weird happening and then, you're talking about what happened and not precisely making it about just dick talk

  • Not straight ones no. I got 4 best guy friends, we may discuss funny sex stories or something about woman but never our dicks solo.

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