Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?

Come one, Cum all. Don’t forget to bring those Boobz and Ballz 🙌 I love theme parks and the adrenaline that comes with em. I’d probably ride everything above except for F. I dont do slingshots and i’ve been on The Dirty Rumble & Tumbler (aka the zipper). Damn near broke my neck and my glasses. That ride scarred me and my guy friend for life 🤣 The coaster, ship, and log flume would likely be my faves!! But yea
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
#FeelFreeToList #ADizzyAffair
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Do-Me Coaster (one partner is strapped to the others lap as you go up, down, upside down, and round and round; Its surely a bumpy ride)
Vote A
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Dizzy Master (one partner is against the wall and the other in front of them and practically having sex facing eachother. But this ride suctions you deeper into eachother as it spins)
Vote B
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Juicy Drip Ship (one partner is strapped to the others lap as you rock back and forth and both feel the adrenaline rush; You’ll be smoooooth sailing)
Vote C
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Wet Spot (one is strapped to the other partners lap but the moment you drop down the ramp, you feel the greatest orgasm as the wetness rains over you) OR The Down & Dirty (similar to the Wet Spot but more of a dry landing lol)
Vote D
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Dizzy Apple Bottom (one partner is strapped to the others lap as you tilt and spin around while fcking eachothers lights out)
Vote E
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Dirty Rumble & Tumbler (you can do any position you want but there's no seatbelts and you’re prone to injury. Its gonna be a really rough ride) OR The Slurp & Sling (you're in missionary style but you’ll be thrown into the air while sexing; its a real screamer!)
Vote F
Which ride below at “Dirty Desii’s Fair” would you be more willing to try?
The Safe Haven OR The Swingers Remorse (both rides only allow masturbation of the other; This is for beginners lol)
Vote G
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Most Helpful Guys

  • That's WHAAAAAT I'm talking about IL jump on all those rides when my feet are dangling because I'm Soo far off the ground u look down people look like ants because u soo high up 😂😂 my blood starts pumping from the thrill of it count me in it's going too be a long ass day I'm jumping on all that all the rides ride or die what what WHAAAAAT 🤣😂😂😂😂 lol!

    • Yeaaaa boyyyy 🙌

  • ""Come one, Cum all. Don’t forget to bring those Boobz." Off to a good start, I see. I do appreciate your creativity on this site. I don't see many women who are creative on here. (Just you and @daniela1982, really.)

    I'm going to have to go for The Wet Spot, please. It's the only one that guarantees orgasm.

    • Aww thank you :) and lmao they all guarantee orgasm and possibly pain and aftershock 😂

    • Thanks for the MHO.

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  • I wanna day ticket and try all! Maybe more than once!

    • Haha yay! But if you had to choose one out of the 10 above. Which one?

    • The Dizzy Master. Let that force come! Or cum, as the case might be.

    • Hahaha

  • The wet spot sounds fun! I’ll take the big thrilling O!

    • Its a blast!!

  • I've been on all of them; or variations of the same theme. I had wanted to be a naval aviator, so spinning and rolling- as well as getting splashed with water, never bothered me.

    In any case, I'm up for all except for "G"... too boring.

    • G is for those waiting til marriage or too afraid of the thrills lol

  • The World's PRUDES NEED this theme park!
    And the park furnishes staff to accompany those seeking lone admission
    with a commensurate surcharge.
    "Oh, whistle while you work, whistle while you work...
    just start right in... and give a grin... and whistle while you work" LOL!

    Note: "It must be THIS tall, to ride THIS ride" and NO unaccompanied minors!

  • Where are all the gamesss? I ain't tryna ride no rides, but I wanna see if someone can use their water gun to make my balloon pop 🙃

    • 🤣🤣🤣 Stay tuned for part 2 haha

    • For sure

  • They're all appealing except for the last one.
    Meanwhile, I can't believe we haven't done any of those before!

    • Ikr haha

  • Girl, I like ya but I’ll sit this one out. I don’t even wear heels and you want me to go on these bad boys.

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • the OCDizzy Master sounds like a challenge...

    • Hahaha yes

  • I’m a wild so the dirty tumbler for me. I had injuries in the bedroom from scratched up back, bruises, soreness, etc. it’s just apart of the game 😏

    • Lmao you crazy. my friend wanted to get on its so badly! We did and these mfs controlling it would not stop the ride. We were the only ones on it. We didn't know it didn't have seatbelts. Our bodies flew and rammed eavhother. My glasses flew off and he tried to protect em from breaking. We both almost lost a tooth and came out battered and bruised. He was literally crying for his mom and we were like 21 years old

  • Oh it's got to be the dizzy master deep penetration, yeah!

    • Yasss haha

  • It's a big nope for me. Sex and rollercoasters don't mix in my world. Safety first.

    • Lmao there's other rides

  • Anybody tries to drag me into one of these contraptions and I tear their limbs off, one by one.
    The only way I would drive those, is with *me* at the controls.

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Oh, let's just do them all. lol

    • Haha yay

  • The Do-Me Coaster ☺️

    • 🙌🙌🙌

  • How creative! I want in on "The Dizzy Master" ya know? 😏

    • Hahaa yayyy

  • Coaster for me, always liked them.

    • Saaaame

  • All that shit scares me. Where the ice cream stand at?

    • Lmao wack 🤣 but i do have an ice cream stand called the Lick and Learn 🤣

    • Like how are you afraid of the Wet Spot

    • sounds like fun! lets go with that. I'll get the vanilla/chocolate swirl please ;)

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  • The Wet Spot (one is strapped to the other partners lap but the moment you drop down the ramp, you feel the greatest orgasm as the wetness rains over you)

    • I think it’ll feel amazing

  • I voted rot the roundup. It would be the most fun.

    • Whats that

    • the Dizzy Master.

    • *for*

  • I'm going with the Dizzy master. As for the wet spot I hope I don't injure him during that drop down xD

    • Lmao no cause you're steady in his lap but he may burst inside of yoo 🤣

    • Okay that'd be good XDD

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