So something like this has happened once to me. It was a few years back and I had a one-night stand with some guy. Everything was going normal just he was inexperienced and he came quickly while inside me but into the condom he had on. I was kinda disappointed but he apologized and said that he can go again in a few minutes. He ended up leaving the condom on and eating me out and using a toy on me until he was ready.
He starts up again and he cums again inside the condom after like 5 mins but this time he was ready in maybe 30 sec. This time he lasted much longer and I even end up cumming doggy style. But I had him switch to missionary since it is my favorite. Anyways I tell him to go as hard as he can since I feel like I need it to cum again. So he pounds away with the rest of his stamina until he cums and basically collapses on top of me.
He eventually pulls out and the condom is gone. I'm like WTF? Sometime between him starting to go fast and cumming the condom (probably because it was so lubed up with all the cum inside it) slipped off inside me. I tried digging it out but had no luck and his fingers were bigger so he didn't either. I gave it a day and tried working out hard while standing up to get it to come down. But I still couldn't get it. I ended up having to have my best friend with tiny hands reach inside me to finally grab it. It took her a lot of convincing to get her to try and she still won't let it go lol.
"That dick that broke off and got swallowed by my mean, hungry pussy." :D Lol.
But, seriously, nope. ;)
My wife came home from a college party drunk (before I knew her).
She went to bed.
She got up to pee at like 5 am and a condom plopped in the toilet. It was kinda rolled up so it looked like a worm. She screamed! Her Mom came running in the bathroom, my wife crying that she had huge parasites in her cooch. She was still so drunk. Her mom came running in concerned... she saw the condom and smacked the shyt out of her.
It's a family joke now.
😂😂 we got a new puppy once and it came tottling out of our daughters bedroom and proceeded to chew on a used condom in the middle of the lounge 😂😂
So much backstory...
How old was your daughter? Did she get in trouble? Was she ever upset with the dog for that?
I went down on one particular girlfriend and found toilet paper wedged between her inner and outer labia. LOL
I never discovered any items inside a vagina, though - wedding rings, guitar picks, food items. 🤣🤣🤣
How do you know who the most popular cheerleader is? When they all do the splits it's the one from the most class rings fall out.
@Andres77. LOL!
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🙄 my vaginas a cheap cunt. Beat you could hope for is a cuff link or and old button
Not today
Personally I like to check for landmines before I go charging in you never know...
Just the occasional band instrument.
Can you still play it there too tho? ;)
We all love those band camp stories.
There's always a hope. I intend to raise my child in the back yard.
It’s not gross , shit happens lol
When you holler "Hello" and some other word comes back, that is where I draw the line.
😂😂
@exitseven you're hilarious 😂
@Wiredone I kill me.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the fuck
Never happened.
And here I thought you were just talking about getting it on with bad boys, WM!
I would be happy to use my special probe to inspect your vaginas. I might even give it the taste test if it passes the smell test.
Lol
Gross! 🤢
How could you forget you had a tampon in?
A…..
My daughter was telling me yesterday that she found half a condom😂😂 I said ‘careful, next thing you’ll be finding a baby’ 😂🤔🙄
Have you?
It’s very common
I gotta hear these stories! 😂😂😂
what about an infection?
Yeah ok that counts 🤔
ugh.
Seriously don't understand the question
women are gross 🤣
Yah! Although one of my guy mates was telling me how he had a root, then fell asleep and later got up to go pee, half drunk didn’t turn in the light. He aimed at the bowl and started peeing, he was wondering why there was no sound and his dick felt weird. Next minute there was a big splash and pee went everywhere… condom was still on his dick 😂😂
u need new friends lol
I lost a set of keys once.🤣
I "used to be" a medical practitioner. I remember getting a call once from a woman who left a tampon in her for 8 days... She described it as "awful"... I'm not sure how that came about. Or how she knew that it was 8 days...
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