When I wake in the morning I can look out if my window and see a lovely wood. If I look down at my boyfriend in bed in the morning a also see a nice tree that looks almost big enough to be in my morning wood. I always like to test the strength of the wood in that particular tree. I like to see how firm it is and whether it sways as I push on it with my hands. If it is very hard and firm then I know it is perfect for me to climb onto. My favourite wooden tree in the morning.
Yes I know what a morning wood is... and we usually have sex or I blow him so we don't waste a morning wood
That would be a horrible waste
I caress and fondle then walk to the bathroom then go pee-pee then my morning wood goes away. Then my penis shrivels up like a turtle does in his shell.
https://www.webmd.com/men/what-to-know-about-morning-wood
Definitely an every early morning occurrence, usually if I go to bed at midnight it'd be there around 4 or 5 in the morning and yes it does disturb my sleep.
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I know you can't, but the best solution is to service them so it goes down lol
It goes down after they pee 🤷🏻♀️
It goes down if they just wait and do nothing lol
Girls, do you know what morning wood is? Yes.
What do you do if your guy has it? Usually nothing because it normal and happens most mornings. It usually goes down after he pees. Sometimes it can lead to sex but most mornings its just normal.
If I wake up and the man next to me has morning wood then I do the only logical thing and service it.
Ride it away
Way to go girl! Or should it be the other direction? ;-)
Have sex with my wife...
That will take care of the wood.. . enjoyable for both of you
Yes I kept tripping over that old piece of wood so I threw it out in the trash
you are in Canada , you throw it on the fire
@888theGreat Actually I threw it on the brush pile to burn this winter.
I just ignore it and get up to start my day.
Of course we know what it is. I don’t know how many mornings I’ve been awakened by my boyfriend on top of me trying to push it in so he can take care of it.
Do you let him take care of it in your pussy?
I’m his girlfriend so yeah, of course.
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