Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?

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This is part of what traumatized me as a kid. When my mom was dating my sister’s dad and the guy who stuck around for 8 years after him, i’d practically cry myself to sleep. I fckin hated hearing that shit. Around age 5, She once put me out the car on a family roadtrip and made my grandparents come pick me up instead because i kept crying and cockblocking when the guy tried to kiss her while driving. As for The night im pretty sure they conceived my sis, i was like 5 or 6, crying in the hallway of his home and his son who was the same age, cradled me and kept saying “Dont cry Desi” as we cried together. Age 8-17 i had to hear her do her longterm boyfriend. They were so fckin loud and i’d stand in the hall like michael fckin meyers and give him the deathstare everytime he came out in nothing but tidy whities to do his after sex pee. I hated that bastard so much. My mom would scream “take your evil ass back to bed.” Man i came home one day to find my favorite bunk bed set gone and she replaced it with this new Queen bed. It was nice but i didn't want that shit. And get this, the mattress they put on it was the one she and dude fcked on all those years. Wtf kinda parent… Man I had nightmares everynight of them doing shit on it. 
 I vowed revenge and to one day do it to where she’d catch me having sex to see how she’d feel. Guess my first ex wasn't the only motivator for that shit. Unfortunately she still never caught me but her boyfriend did and she never believed him. Lmao too funny.  #FeelFreeToList

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Uhhhh some bad memories on this one.

She had this asshole of a shithead as a boyfriend that lived in, he came from a nearby town and he was out of work more often than he was in work… real piece of art he was.

Was 16 at the time, they were doing it with the door open as they thought I had gone to work but that was my day off. He made more noise than her. II pretended not to notice and headed straight for the door.

The next incident, I came home early from work, I caught him masturbating on the couch. I know it was wrong but I couldn’t help but laugh as shit I didn’t know at that time that there was really such a thing as a small dick, it was seriously short and thin.

Then again I caught them doing it with the door open, it was doggy style and he was pulling her hair while making lots of noises. The next morning I printed on a piece of paper “HAHAHA!!!” and placed it on the counter with half a hotdog before heading out for school.

Then the asshole had this habit of disrespecting my space in the house, it’s been accepted that the basement was my space and that included the bedroom, bathroom, living space and kitchenette. Then there was this time I was taking a big ass shit, had Indian food for the first time and let’s just say my gut didn’t like it. He opened the door saw me just as I was getting up. He starred at mine for a few seconds and ignored that I kept telling him to get out. I started locking the door to the basement after that.

I knew he was upset because 3 days later he was rather drunk and kept asking me if I thought I was a hot shot because I have a big dick.

Well they kept at it would continuously have sex with the door open.

Then came my revenge, accidental though. It turned out he had a daughter from a. previous marriage that attending the same school, I had no idea as she looked 100% Asian and you couldn’t tell by the last name that she was mixed as it was Lee. We had a few dates outside of house, messed around and I got to bring her home. I kept all doors closed and let’s just say she was very loud, after it was over she was whimpering and uhhhh it was a shocker as we headed up the stairs as it turned out they had been home and uhhh let’s just say he wasn’t happy. I was like wait what she is your daughter, adopted I presume as it’s impossible a piece of shit with a small dick could father children. The aftermath? Well that’s for another post.

ohshee · Accepted Answer

No Thank God. I probably could have. But I chose not to LMAO.
But I was going out with a girl one time and whenever I'd spend the night at her house her roommate would be having sex. And when things got a little bit loud I would bust through the door the running in dive onto the bed. Right next to them.
And I would yell tell me where the ambulance is on the way I could hear you in here screaming in pain I called the ambulance and the fire truck still be here any minute and then I'd get up and just nice and easy walk out the door and before I would close it I would say so when you hear somebody knocking at the door you better get up and get it cuz it's probably the police department you want me to give you mouth-to-mouth. Dude do you need any assistance I think you got this handled don't you okay don't forget the police will be knocking at the door any minute so you guys better get up and I would close the door nice and easy

lilyanony1 · Accepted Answer

It's actually traumatising for me because my family home was small we shared one bedroom.
I slept in their bed until I was 4 then had an over head bunk bed over theirs til I was 19.
They had sex regularly at least 3 or 4 times a week. I heard it, smelt it and sometimes could see them moving below yuck.

When I got older and went out my parents would spend all day in bed on the weekends.
Smoking weed and fucking.
At some point I had a sleep over at a friend's and they bought me sleeping bags. They started to use it as the mattress to fuck on in the living room.

At around 6 my dad moved out and he lived 15 mins away. My mum would leave in the middle of the night to go there and fuck. I'd wake up scared coz like wtf where was she?

I hated my dad.

For all these different things.

I've caught my mum giving my dad a blow job when I walked in through the living room, they didn't know I was back.

I used to do ballet they recorded me, and put it on video, one day after secondary school I looked for it coz I was going to do a film project anyways they created a sex tape recording all over it.

Growing up I actually felt like my parents had sex out of spite, not even out of enjoyment. Like they spent more time fucking then actually doing things with me as a family.

Family time always ended in a fight. Either him or my mum getting angry or physical over card games coz someone was cheating. My dad at one point cut my mums chin in the bathroom coz of a gave of snap gone wrong.

elizamichale1 · Accepted Answer

Oh i am so sorry to know you had to go through that darling you didn't deserve that

n yes i have seen my mum n dad do it many times and coz we were a nudist family so they didn't bother much where they were doing... but thank goodness it never had any bad affect on me or my brothers eventhough mum was loud everytime

LookoutBelow · Answer

Never. I saw them kiss once when I was too young to know my age.

Hotwifebecky · Answer

I heard them all the time. My kids have heard me.

loves2learn · Answer

Awwww! Thank goodness I never heard or saw them. But they did gift me their used mattress. 😒😒😒 Pretty sure my kids sleep on that mattress at their house now. 🤔

Bobsyoruncle · Answer

I walked in on my mom and her brother in law (my father’s older brother) when I was ~kindergarten age.

They were copulating on her bed.

I had no real concept of what they were doing, but they were clearly enjoying themselves and it wasn’t frightening to me. I watched them until my mother saw that I was standing there in the doorway, at which point she uncoupled from (the man that I’d always thought was) my uncle and led me back to my room, where she pulled my building blocks out of the toy box and got me started playing with them before returning to her own session of playing with my ‘uncle’.

A few years later she had a birds & the bees talk with me, leading off with the question; “Do you remember what you saw us doing that day?”

I told her that I did and it saved her quite a bit on the introduction section of her talk.

She was a very strong, but also gentle person, an ‘Earth Mother’ type who was utterly unflappable. What might be an awkward or negative experience for some people she simply integrated into the ebb and flow of life.

And yes, if you’ve already guessed, she revealed at that point that my ‘uncle’ was actually my biological father, and that what I had witnessed them doing was how I came to be.

spartan55 · Answer

Oh my...😂 😂 😂.

melanieeeB · Answer

Uhm when I was like 8 my mom met someone new (they were together for 15 years, then he cheated) anyways we were to visit his parents and we three had to sleep together in one room... they had sex that night, thinking I was already asleep... they weren't loud but I still heard it and I actually never understood it until a few years ago... I think everyone can understand that I hate this man eversince

Alyssa11 · Answer

Yes and I don’t want to remember it ever please lol.

BlacklightShade · Answer

I wasn't around when my parents were kids.

NathanDavis · Answer

hell to the no... lol

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Oh i see 🤣 i think all kids had to hear that at some point. I didn't cockblocked my dad so far as i can remember but am sure i did it few times 😁. I was a kid, give me a break. I heard them doing it many times and it did not traumatized me, i just got more curious, once i asked dad and he told me these noises are good ones and the rest i will figuer it out. So! The Mrs. is loud in bed, specially when we moved to our villa, no neighbors behind this wall, so yea. Am good.

Cherry234 · Answer

I didn't catch my parents having sex and I'm glad I never did

SarahP080102 · Answer

I've heard and caught my mom having sex. It didn't really phase me

Finchie40 · Answer

Yes 1 time I walked in on my parents when I was like 5 or 6 and it scarred me , other times I would hear them but I would just walk away and blank it out of my head , it might of not been so bad for you if it was your mom and your biological father having sex , but hearing your mom with other guys probably traumatized you even more is my guess, I couldn’t imagine hearing my mom having sex with some boyfriend or my dad having sex with some other girl , so I can see that being messed up, luckily for me Both my parents stayed together for the long haul. My parents marriage is the marriage I always wanted , They stuck together no matter what obstacles they faced , and stayed loyal to each other , and were happily married for 54 years until my mom passed away , My Dad isn’t doing well what so ever and it’s heart breaking to see , My ex cheating on me was traumatizing , I eventually forgave her cuz she is the mother of my children , but I will never forget, She made attempts to get me back and I honestly can’t do it , people that cheat are pathetic to me , my thing is if you are going to cheat end the damn relationship , what’s the point of trying to go back to someone that you can’t love and value , that’s just my opinion on things , I don’t get into committed relationships to be single , what would be the point? I worked with a guy once that I was bullshitting with and all of a sudden another guy walked in and said hey man to the guy I was talking to , th guy I was talking to looked like he saw a Ghost as the guy walked by him , I said dude you alright and he said yes, I said who was that? He said that’s the guy my wife had an affair with. i thought to myself why is he being nice to him , I would of dropped his ass and that bitch wouldn’t be my wife anymore , just seeing that made me sick to my stomach , I told him dude you should really reconsider staying with her , hate to break it to you but she will cheat again

Agape93 · Answer

No, thank god. I'm not even entirely sure if they even had a sex life.

Anpu23 · Answer

I walked in on my mom masturbating once. About as close as I got to that.

Phoenix98 · Answer

It's happened.

Pink2000 · Answer

They had sex on the same bed as me when I was little. I’ll never forget it. They scarred me for life.

KieranByrne · Answer

Yes, 'All the time'

It became very traumatic, to the point I asked for my mother to stop, and she did not!

I understand why, but instead of treating me like that she could have just helped me instead!

I brought myself up, from a very young age, and I still have plenty to learn!

I no longer blame my mother, only wish she rests more than what she does now!

She gave me a home, and food on the plate no matter the cost! I hope to do the same!

Rosa135 · Answer

When I was kid, I used to sleep with my parents in their bed. One night I was drowsing and heard my mom moaning. I didn't pay attention at it and neither opened my eyes to see what it was. But as I grew i realised that mom was having her great time with dad and this still gives me goosebumps.

TheSpaceGnome · Answer

Nope.

Did you ever hear or walk in on your parents having sex as a kid? How did you react?

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