Have you ever dealt with a freaky client, customer, coworker or classmate?

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Lol i had a freaky client a while back. He was creepy af calling a federal agency. It was 7am. He was breathing heavy and kept referring to me as baby/honey. He old enough to be my grandpa. He sounded half asleep and mumbled and moaned. He was clearly jerking off. I’ve had enough phone sex to know what that sound in the back was 🤣🙈 He kept saying “baby im laying down, its just you and me.” I was like sir, what does that have to do with your financials? He was like “babe babe babe. Just Help me already!” Lol i hung up on his freaky ass. If he was dying of a heart attack he shouldve called 911.

Randy came into my first job for hunting material. I worked the dressing room that day and He kept walking out half naked trying to pull me into the room saying “you know you want to.” Lmao hell yea i wanted to but shit im on candid camera. I dont mind gettin freaky in public but im not about to be on video especially with yo no good ass.

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Blake and i use to have eye sex in history class lol. He’d stare from across the room and make that “you want this dick face” and i’d make that “nahh but you want this juicy”. Or desks were high enough for me to see him reach in his pants while i spread my legs so he could see my panties under my uniform. I don't know if others saw but He’d bite his lip and i’d suck on the tip of my finger. We finally crossed eachother outside of school at a bday party and went out to his car to masturbate eachother lol.

Mikey was like the hottest dude in class. In art, he kept bragging about his size and asked if me and my friend wanted proof. He unzipped his pants and We stuck our hands in his pants at the same to feel the print through his boxers. This idiot slid his hand in too. We tried to all pull out when the teacher came near but got stuck. So we quickly scooted up to the table to hide our hands. She was like why are y'all sitting so close. We told her we just wanted to look at the “thing he was drawing”. Lol
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Have you ever dealt with a freaky client, customer, coworker or classmate?
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  • Several classmates and a co-worker

    I say classmates they were mostly on the bus excluding the first one who I crossed paths with via a youth group.

    A few older girls (I was year 6, 7 or 8 and they were in order of occurrence year 7, 11 and 10 so I was 10-12 and they were 11/12, 15/16 and 14/15) when I was in my first secondary school made more than suggestions and I'll be frank in that I told them all to fuck off because sexual stuff was totally uninteresting to me at that point

    Luckily when I moved schools it was an all-male that merged with a mixed school so we were just a wild bunch of rebels but those are other non-related stories and I did eventually date my first girlfriend from the bus when I was 16 and she was 18

    Then there was my stint tutoring business studies to catch a girl up who missed a chunk, I had been sharing notes before the teacher suggested the scheme (that fact I found this teacher incredibly beautiful might have spurred the matter more to my eagerness to please and her putting me with someine attractive as an attempt to play matchmaker to dissuade myself from her)
    She ended up quite literally put her hand on my crotch when the teacher was out of the room (the catch up was 1 on 1) and then flashing me during drama so I'd end up giving her something she'd forgotten and find her in nothing but underwear in the changing area, I would have dayee her if I wasn't already in a relationship at that time... it's a bit like the saying about buses go ow you spend ages waiting for one and then 2 come along at once

    Now on to the co-worker she blew me when I fell asleep (I was exhausted and intoxicated) on her father's couch

    I should add in the 2 months she spent in pursuit of me and because of school, I didn't trust that is wasn't designed as a trick so just ignored her and it culminated on that night when the head chef asked in front of her father if I'd fuck her or the other waitress who was there (I have I feeling her father know about his daughter's pursuit of me)... I said the other waitress as I rather strangely valued my nose not being broken

    N. b. I bumped into the waitress when I was coming back from college one day a few weeks later and told her about why I had done that, luckily she understood

    Back to the story, well at least we dated and actually admitted to me she would have fuckede on the couch if she could have but couldn't get my chinos/jeans off and couldn't have get herself redressed if someone came back but she could retain my modesty doing what she did the way she did it

    N. n. b. this I'm pretty sure is the longest post I've ever put on GaG, that's kinda impressive if I do say so myself

    • Wow thise older girls were damn near pedos. And yes i hate when multiple buses come along lmao. And yes it was long but interesting to read

  • There's a lot! Shit your going to get me in trouble lol. This girl at work she's always talking about sex and how kinky she is. She would flirt with me like crazy and made it very clear that she wanted me. Honestly I didn't, one because I didn't want drama and second she was to willing and I like to make them work for it and I like it when they make me work for it also. She was so wanting it that for some reason it wasn't turning me on. One time though she was in my office and she made me so horny that when she left my office I closed my door and masterbated and shot my load in a cup. I called her and asked if she could come back. She walked in and held the cup out and said don't look just drink. As she reached for it she said "what are you trying to get me drunk" she grabbed the cup and drank it. She was shocked, I could tell by the way her eyes got big. She drank it all and then took her finger and rubbed it around the inside wall of the cup and licked her finger clean and slammed the cup down and said "it's about fucking time" and walked out. Lol She till to this day will not leave me alone.
    There are a lot of work one now that I'm thinking of it. Lol

    • Waiiiiiit hold upppppp! She drank your cum? 💀🤣😂

    • Yes and licked it off her finger

    • Daaaamn she nasty nasty

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  • Omg...
    Wtf!
    I was followed home once by a customer, the whole train journey he stood talking at me saying really profound disgusting sexual things, I sat down and noone did anything. I tried to lose him getting of before my stop but he got back on when he saw me get on the train jamming the door with his hand.

    I had to get my mum to meet me halfway as he was relentless.

    In recent times during covid I had to cancel appointments and as customer was so happy with the call he asked if I'd like to have dinner with him I politely declined but he kept coming by to find out who I was...

    • Dang this dude that desperate that he jammed his own hand omg! I wouldve been creeped tf out

    • It was very scary. There's more to the story but I didn't want to write it all. You just have to be really careful. People are soo frigging weird

  • I’ve had multiple mostly clients from workplaces especially when I use to work in male prisons. I reported security for leaving early one time because when they get released they’d come to my office and I’d guide them on places and items they could receive. They left me in the basement of a building with a guy that was definitely not okay to be left alone. He asked if we were the only ones I lied saying someone was in the building. I can go on with just that population alone. But now I’m in elementary schools and deal with handsy boys that want extra hugs. No more hugs. Lol

    • Omg they were so wrong for leaving y'all alone. Hell nawl

    • I was so upset. I spazzed out the next day especially since I’ve been sexually assaulted before like you don’t do that

    • Yea im sorry that you had to go through that. I've experienced it and wouldn't wish that on anyone

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  • Working behind a bar it is not uncommon for freaking odd customers having to be dealt with.

    • Lmao i bet

  • Omg the class part of urs was really fun to read. I hope no one had ever a complaint about having a classmate like you. 😅

    I never had experience like this coz i was too shy to approach any girls. But i have listend some of the stories in my school and once i caught doin a dude and a girl 😂

    • I think i was an awesome classmate 🤣 When you caught the guy and girl did you watch the whole time?

    • Haha you were an awesome. Actually what happened i unknowingly went into an lonely place and saw a guy and girl of my school doin sexual stuffs. Actually he was grabbing her ass and hitting on her ass. And she was holding his d**k. They didn't saw me after seeing i just left that place 🙌

    • 🤣🤣🤣

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  • The history if dirty desii 😂😂😂

    • Lol im gonna write a tell all book one day 🤣

    • You should! Lol

    • I let a boy finger me on the bus rife home from camp once 😂

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  • a few one right now, a Doctor that calls me at 2am and sends me pics

    • Ummm wooow lol

  • Damn. The people you run into. There must be something magnetic about you.

    • Lmao I don't know 🤣 but you're the “magnetic” one haha

  • Coworker, lol.
    Played the eye game for a while, then he attacked me in the break room 😬
    I was off duty and it was Christmas so dont judge me, lol. Im not gunna get into detail, but 🤤🤤

    Another coworker tried to be freaky and flirty, but he was a 22 year old kid. He stopped once he saw me and the other guy, lol

    • Ah. And I've had some pretty insane patients too. Had to put them in their place amd reinforce boundaries.

    • Damn glad you called them out

  • Lol your story made me laugh. You crack me up 😂 I haven't dealt with freaky customers while I was work, just very rude ones. But I have dealt with freaky classmates. When I was in middle school, there's this one guy who stared at me in a creepy way a lot and kept saying he loves me. He also tried to sit as close to me as possible in class. He doesn't do that anymore; he grew out of it.

    There was also another classmate who would flirt with a lot of girls and he used to screech all the time. It was crazy. He even screeched near me once when he found out he got a very high score or a perfect score on a test we had in the same class. There are a bunch of nut jobs out there. It seems like some wackos have their heads screwed on backwards

    • Lmao i used to screech when i saw my crush at church 😂 my fam thought i was nuts 😂😂😂

    • *was at work

  • Yes I have. He had spent 10 years in the can for for seducing underage girls. He kept asking me what place or country he should could go to, to have sex with young girls.

    • Wow thats hella weird

  • i worked in massage at one point. I've had some encounters. Still think I should done that kindergarten teacher. she was so f'in into me desi omg. she grabbed my hands, locked fingers with a smile, full eye contact. pulled your boy right in to her face on that massage table. She wanted some spicy Italian that night.

    • See i can't work as a massuese after seeing The Client List lol

    • @dizzydesii i only massaged women. It was a good gig. She paid me the price a happy ending with no happy ending. Why I never pounced on that I'll never understand. I think because I was still in school and I always have it in my head you need to be loaded to keep a woman interested. I hate how that was programmed into me by people. Its been a big reason why I haven't enjoyed life mostly. This woman man, If you know how guys rate girls. I'm serious, not lies this girl was a high 8 or low 9 on the scale 1-10. Amazing body, piercing blue eyes, super sweet smile, perfect teeth, excellent scent, she had her hair pulled back (which drives me all kinds of crazy), 5'5ish, athletic body, omg. Wtf was I doing? I want to go back in time and kick former self's ass all over the place and berate him for his idiocy. That girl was puddy in my hands and I didn't ask the number UUUUGH!

    • No im saying if i was a masseuse, i’d probablybwant to jerk the guy off like in porn🤣 so i can't be one Unless i want to go to jail like the women on that show The Client List

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  • Yep, my then mentor who I'd go to for questions and would look up to... wanted to get sexual and sent me a dick pic. You'd think that it's just young men horny and stupid who do this but nope, this guy in his late 30's thought it's a good idea to send a dick pic.

    • Haha damn

  • When i wanted to do a summerjob in a callcenter many years ago, the coach there said one thing first: "5% of people require 95% of the work".

    Unfortunatley that is true. There are some quality pricks out there. On both sides, though. Some workers are also just pure cancer to deal with and should just not work at all to save me some nerves.

    • Lol yes

  • Honestly no. I can’t think of anything that I would consider freaky.

  • Yes, he is gay and unfortunately attracted to me (Not gay) I give off feminine vibes and do not mean to!

    I do not hold it against him, and I am glad he came out with what he did, not locking inside anymore!

    I hope he is happy, and glad he did not 'act' upon what he wishes to do!

    He is quite a smart person, and works quite hard!

    • Lmao i bet that was awkward

    • Yes certainly, and if he 'acts' upon it, then I have some blame too! For allowing his thoughts to get to that stage!

  • Classmates yes. Customers and clients, no.

    • What happened in class lol

    • It wasn't in class, it was in the hallway and schoolyard.

    • Lol and what happened

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  • I went to a Job Convention at a Gala... she was a recruiter.. and was about 12-15 years older.. we ended having sex... in her hotel room...

    • Well damn

  • No; but whenever I'm on the line with a female customer service agent, she's always like "Is there anything else I can help you with?". Like she really wants me to ask her something else. And I'm like "No... But thank you. :)". And she's like "Are you sure?". And I'm thinking to myself ("Well, Yeah; but...")

    • 😂😂😂😂

    • Lol. What?

    • Cause i get that a lot

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  • No, I can't say I have. It sounds like you are just a magnet for weird people.

    Just like me, I was drawn to you. Your magnetic personality. Lol

    • Lmao someone else just said the same 🤣

    • I didn't even read anyone's comments. So it might be true. Lol

  • Co-worker. I was 26. She was 55 recently divorced. I bought her some panties and bra. Her eyes lit up when I asked her to model them for me.


    Another co worker I bent her over the toilet in the handicap stall.


    Another co worker. Guy was my boss. He blew me while I was driving. Masturbated in front of him.


    A co worker in high school a church girl. I took her virginity.

    • Daaaaamn “model em for me” Shit i’d be turned on too 😂 Eewww not a public bathroom haha. Wow didn't know you were bi

    • That was just a one time thing years ago. It doesn’t really do much for me. That was at the Burger King bathroom when I worked there many years ago.

  • My last job my ex kinda looked at me freaky. But that birthday party story sounded hot

    • Haha it was

    • Glad you had fun, did y'all cum?

    • His little sis interrupted lmao and made me get out the car

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  • Coworker teacher and boss 💦💦💦😳

    • Do share 😛

    • Me and one of my coworkers ( a girl ) use to always say sex shit all the time. One day our hottt boss said I wish y'all would play with me like that. 😳😳😳😳 . So I said with words or actions. She said you two pick. So we all went out after work and got tipsy. She invited us back to her house. Night cap. Anyway the sex talk continued. My friend kissed our boss. That got my dick rock hard. So boss lady said no need in beating around the bush. Y'all don't tell and I won't. Next thing you know we were all naked. I'm eating, sniffing, and fucking them both. I'm mean all night. No plans just fucking. All night from 9 pm till 6 am. Then I had to leave but... Not without eating, smelling and fucking 1 more time... Wow

    • I still jack off thinking about that shit sometimes and I still talk to them every now and then it's only been sex with the boss lady like twice and like the past 5 years I'll take what I can get though

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