Today is my birthday, should I try to masturbate once for every year today?

I am 33.
Yes, go for a new personal best
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No, 33 times in a day is too much
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Try something else 33 times. (Say in comments)
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10 hours left in the day and I only have 15 so far. 33 seems like it is out of reach. But I didn't start with the beginning of the day. Maybe I should try again with a more serious approach tomorrow.
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  • And you have officially given me a new idea for my future birthdays. 24 orgasms for my next one!

    • 15 so far? Those are rookie numbers! Don't you quit on us!

    • Will you help me?

    • Yes, with words of wisdom... FLICK THAT BEAN!

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  • Yessssssss

    • Update: It's never too late, I'd fully support you trying again tomorrow if you don't make it today, you go girl xP give your body what it wants

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    • How's it going? :P

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  • Fuck yes. I like your style. It's unfortunate that you posted this anonymously. I see I'm a day late. I hope your flesh is raw, sore and satisfied after at least 33 orgasms yesterday. I really hope you succeeded in this. It's important to have goals. I admire you for your gusto, endurance, dedication, and ambition.

    Happy belated birthday intriguing mystery girl. I hope you continue this birthday tradition well into old-age. Just a granny... banging out 70 some-odd orgasms while the family is trying to get you to come out for your cake. In my head... that's what's going to happen.

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  • U GO GIRL!!!

    We're all here for you,

    We'll be glad to be of any assistance at all, even though I'm not gay/lesbian, but I would still help in any way possible.

    Best of luck to you,
    And a very happy belated birthday,
    May all you dreams and goals be fulfilled.

    • Thanks

    • The pleasure is all mine

  • I mean... best of luck to you, i only ever managed 9 and i was like 18 at the time, i doubt i could do that again!

  • You should look for those orgasms with help from a partner, and you can still remain a virgin. For instance, a guy eating you out would get girls quicker orgasms and more often.

  • Well happy birthday may all your dreams and wishes come true. I tried to send you something hot and sexy butt the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox and get the damn stamps off my ass.
    And if you're going to go for the 33 count if you start getting more down let me know I can help you at least 5 to 7 * anyway

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    • So did you make it thirty three times

    • Not yet.

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  • OK... But what are you going to do when you're like, fifty? LOL...

    • Hopefully, I am married by then and we can have sex 50 times that day.

  • Yiu won't know till you try. Do you have some good sex toys or a boyfriend that can help?

    • Nope I am single and a lesbian.

  • Go for it but best get started and share updates as to how far you have gotten!

  • I mean why not

  • If you're ok with some serious soreness and exhaustion, go for it.

  • All I'll say it keep well hydrated and eat regularly lol

  • Can a girl really get 33 in one day, damn girls are lucky 😛

    • I don't know.

  • Or every day, if you can sustain it.

  • That's a lot if masturbating. To celebrate your birthday, have two jilling sessions. In each session, have 3 orgasms back to back. Wait 3 hours after the first session before you start the second.

    That's two orgasm threes, surrounding another three. Enjoy!

  • sounds like u need some help?

    • Yes, I do.

    • Maybe i could help 😚😚😚

  • Go for it, you will only be this young once.

    • I am going to drink 300 beers for the Tri-Centennial.

  • Dude what? 💀

    • I am trying to masturbate 33 times today

    • Wild

  • Rub and finger that pussie. 💞

  • Go for it and tell us how far you get. That's roughly twice every waking hour if you sleep 8 hours a day. Can't wait to hear how you do !!

  • Happy birthday.
    It’s my birthday today also.

    • Happy birthday

    • Thanks I’m masturbating today to,😉

    • Are you going for 33?

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