Would you rather have sex with santa or his elves?

[purplepoppy]

Santa is old, very old. He's grossly obese thanks to all those mince pies and let's just say it's not just his face he doesn't shave. On the plus side he's extremely wealthy being able to afford presents for everyone.

The elves are younger but being of diminutive stature and scrawny built are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to sex. On the plus side there's a lot of them.

[t-8900]

plot twist these are Santa's Helpers:

Looks like I'll be working double shifts in the factory.

[readyplayer001]

under these circumstances, would any adult wanna hear this?

one special elf, though technically i'm almost dwarf status myself, oh the humanity

[weysally]

not for me, he only comes (cums) once a year, and even then he sharing me with all the others around the world

[ohshee]

Does Santa have a couple girlfriends or do we just get a bag of coal I can't believe Christmas is just around the corner

[loves2learn]

I’d probably pick my favorite elf and get him “up to speed” real quick. I’m basically elf stature anyway lol.

[Red_Arrow]

How to make an elf extremely happy!

[jerdanro]

3-some with Mrs Clause?

[loves2learn]

Hell no lol. Santa can keep her. I am not into ladies.

[Red_Arrow]

How does Mrs. Santa look? :-)

[molonski2]

Im sure I could find myself a tidy little Elf to be passionate with..

[ushagomez]

So many elves, so little time……

[integrale77]

Probably some female elf who works in the department of making toys for big kids😉

[RedStiletto88]

Ummm… I don’t even know how to respond to this question 😳

[DonkeyDan]

I think I'd have to go with an elf orgy!

[Jaximus-Lion]

Well! Am the young santa here and no one is doing me 🤣. They tease me then they run off to the closest elf

[AviatorTom]

Sex with all the female elves. That would be such a great Christmas present.

[Bricealan]

Well, yeah, elves, but none of them are girls?

[soccerchick4eva]

Oh my gosh this question hahahaha I don't even know how to answer it hahahah

[anon1903]

Elves for me 😘😘

[Subarugirl]

I'll take Santa thank you very much...

[Still-alive]

Lifting those huge sacks of toys made him buff af! :o

[DaveToo]

I'm not homosexual, so Santa would be out.
Having sex with an elf would have me feeling like a pedophile.

[Ineverquit]

Id fuck mrs claus bent over from behind while elves are eating her and kissing her all over. some female and male elves. then maybe do a few female elves as well. santa would be busy handing out gifts as i am fucking them all. ho ho ho

[Lonestarryzky]

Neither, stop sexually everything from bananas to elves.

[Wise4myage]

C. Id slip Mrs Clause the sausage, ho, ho, ho.

[whosnumber1]

ha! omg. the results are in! No one wants to fuck santa

[Jerre]

I’ll pass on both

[andy530]

Ooh his elves!