If you had an invisible penis what would you do with it?

[purplepoppy]

Apart from the obvious self pleasure what would you use it for?

[Serenity_87]

oh my gosh! I would jerk off over and over and watch the semen go from the nuts and shoot up and out of the invisible dick.. youd only see the cum shooting up! that would be so cool. Having sex with it could be pretty cool too i guess, if u were flexible enough to bend down and see up close

[Tstrbrainer]

Or do it in front of the mirror

[Ericalovescats]

I'd use it to pee on guys I didn't like and say "Dude your pissing yourself stop it".

[ohshee]

Good looking out thank you for this tip now next time I see a girl doing that I'm going to walk up and just take it out of her hand and say go get your own this is mine stick it back down my pants and just walk away

[MrHopper]

Some of us already do...

[loves2learn]

To creat invisible babies. (👶)

[doopayo]

Cut it open to see what it looked like on the inside

[Charliefretz329]

Nice 👍 lol

[TheorionMage]

"stand FIRMLY behind you?"
GUESS WHAT'S there squishy and pneumatically warming your hand!

[Comrade_Sandwich]

Mostly climate change and equal rights u?

[loves2learn]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Xtcy2083]

Stick it in a pencil sharpener?

[bodiesands]

Aaargh haha. Had to say it didn't you

[Charliefretz329]

Oh my that’s a sexy idea! 🥵 😏

[20yearsolder]

Right on a crowded subway and poke women in the ass with it

[Dargil]

I'm trying to think of something naughty, but I took my dumb pills today.

[AviatorTom]

I'd find an invisible girl and we'd have invisible sex. ;-)

[bean2k21]

Sending invisible dick pic now...

[exitseven]

I would look for an invisible vagina.

[JosyJosy]

Ride it

[Browneye57]

TOUCH you with it. :)

[KatherineJ]

That depends. Could it be used so I could pee standing up?

[Texaskid1]

I would tickle the ladies' necks while in line.

[dem_hero]

Like attached to me or like an invisible dildo?

[collie22]

spray paint the thing

[ewok737]

Be an invisible penis flasher !!

[Jay3344]

😂 that’s a good question

[Wise4myage]

Id be flashing women all the time. 😂

[joeldalton]

You can’t prove I don’t have one.