People used to think we were saying “baking and movie” party. But no. We were cooking bacon and watching porn. “The 69th Sense” stands out as memorable.
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InventorofWarpXper 7
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I have a new future goal with my non-existent future SO. Although... why bacon? I mean don't get me wrong, bacon is gold, only Nazis don't fucking like bacon. But... just seems an odd choice for sexy time, no?
I've never really watched any porn movies and can't name any to think of but GODDDD. SSOOOOO many favourites in videos on the pornsites. SOOO many favourite pornstars. SOOOO many favourite porn channels. I'd be showing her my favourites for years just like all my shows, movies, manga, anime, comics and books. Fuck. OH man, I need a girlfriend. And then she needs to prepare herself for a lot of sex from years' worth of frustration and lack of sex.
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dolemite89Yoda
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two of my favorite things 😍😂
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loves2learn
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PRECISELY!
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Ez-Bri-ZEditor
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Ok wait... how did we not have this called any of the following?
¹ Porking Party ² Makin' Bacon ³ Strip Show
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loves2learn
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You nailed it my friend. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? 🤣❤️
Ez-Bri-Z
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Lol here making puns that nobody around where I live appreciates.
loves2learn
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I see you and appreciate you @ez-bri-z my dear. ❤️
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Ez-Bri-Z
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Aww ty! 🥰
DizzyDesiiEditor
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I dont eat bacon and not sure where it goes good with porn. Strawberries and Whip cream yes. Bacon no.
Sounds like a lot of pork lol. I hosted "naked tenders" parties in college where we all got naked and are chicken tenders- does that count?
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ArrowheadSWMaster
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LOL No, I'd never heard of this.
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FriendlyDrugDealerGuru
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Nope never did but I would be up for it
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BluemaxMaster
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Makin' bacon.
By the way, I'm often amused at how porn adopts mainstream movie titles and corrupts them. Star Whores, Shaving Private Ryan, Edward Penishands, Spongeknob Squarepants, Gnardians of the Galaxy, Dr. Whore. These are comedic gold!
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DonkeyDanGuru
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Oh my, sounds wonderful 😂
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BricealanGuru
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I have got to see the "69th sense"!
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AviatorTomMaster
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Can't say that I have... at least not called that. Watching porn and having sex... I've done that.
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AviatorTom
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I may be dating myself but "making bacon" is another term for f***ing..
t-8900Yoda
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Sounds very keto friendly! I approve! ^^
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exitsevenMaster
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Everything goes better with bacon.
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loves2learn
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So freakin true!
humanearthMaster
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Nope, I really can't watch movies. I fall a sleep in 20 minutes or less
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bowenwMaster
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So far my SO and I have not tried that particular combo. I'll go check to see if we have bacon on hand to try it tonight. 🤣🤣🤣
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Ironic_MethodYoda
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I'm adding this to my bucket list.
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KostasKouvalisGuru
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That doesn't sound healthy 😂
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loves2learn
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Stop being so rational lol
Wise4myageMaster
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No, lol. But I do love bacon!
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loves2learn
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Right? What if your friends hosted a bacon and porn party? Fuckin awesome right?
Wise4myage
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Yes, lolol.
loves2learn
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It was awesome. Sorry it was 20 years before your time my friend.
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Wise4myage
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🤣🤣🤣
WiredoneGuru
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Nope, can't say I have. We wouldn't be getting dirty after I eat greasy, fatty bacon. Even though I love bacon it goes right through me just like peanut butter
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Likes2driveMaster
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No but that bacon looks good
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MangospachoGuru
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Bacon, huh, I’d think that sausage would be more in line with the film choice. 😉
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JohnE_69Xper 4
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Is "Bacon And A Movie" code word for something sexual; or is it really Bacon and a movie?
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loves2learn
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Really bacon and a movie.
JohnE_69
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I'll have to keep Bacon and a movie in mind. Thank you loves2learn.
CuriousMufuxkaGuru
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Well sounds strange, but bacon does make everything better..
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nawtee_meGuru
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put a little bacon grease on it and is slides right in... lol taste better too ;)
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