How does the morning wood feel like?

[sparklerain]

And also random boners
Is it like feeling horny or is it something that you can't feel and can't control
How Do you get rid of it?

[ohshee]

It depends on so many different things it's like if you just wake up and let's say you get a telephone call you don't have to lay on your back you can lay on your side because you have a kickstand girls can't lay on their sides or let's say you're getting ready to get in the shower but the phone rings well you can just hang your towel right there while you're on the phone walking around the house that way you know where your towel is at all times
I'm single right now so I almost feel like as if I don't know what it feels like anymore but I'll never forget that feeling but when you wake up and you have one and you have somebody laying next to you you don't have to say anything it will do all the Talking for you but you have to teach it how to talk right how to touch right otherwise you're going to hear stop it stop it I'm serious I mean to be honest there's a hundred different scenarios then I can tell you about and most of them are all good things I'm pretty sure

[joe_schmidt]

It feels amazing actually

... until you realize it's likely because you have to pee.

So, you have to sit on the toilet like a girl, tuck your dick into the bowl... which is pretty gross by the way, because the tip is pressed right against the bowl where lots of other piss and shit have been, then pee.

Because your dick is pressed hard against the bowl of the toilet, you generally end up peeing all over the rest of your dick and balls.

But even after all that, that'll probably be the most satisfying pee of the day. As you pee, your dick gets softer and becomes far more enjoyable.

[Curiousnesshmmm]

Why do you sit down and do that, pretty nasty. No chic gonna give you head after hearing that lol stand up grab your dick and pull it down hard 90 degrees and hold it like they a few seconds. Whrn you let go your boner will subside and you can piss normally. Good lawd stop sticking it in Piss and shit and who knows what else

[joe_schmidt]

@Curiousnesshmmm you can actually really injure your penis pressing down that hard when it's erect. Especially when you're trying to pee. I wouldn't recommend that method. After you wake up, you'll generally take a shower and wash it off. Especially if you think you're going to get head soon after.

[DaveJord]

Yes, morning wood and random boners mean he is horny... yes he can control it to a certain degree. The younger he is the harder it is to control.

I don't think I ever have had a boner in my life in which I was not aroused sexually.

A trick I learned when I was getting a boner at a uncomfortable time or place, or even getting to excited too soon during sex... I would think of my mother... not sexually in anyway, but that seriously worked for me. Thinking of my mother defiantly makes the boner go away.

[Leonharted]

Morning wood feels like I need to use the bathroom. You don't really feel the boner itself, more the pressure of whatever its pressing against.

You can get rid of any erection through mild pain or exercise.

[IAMNathanael]

Erections sometimes happen at the most inconvenient of times. Sort of an annoying thing

[ShadezMcgee]

Can't control it, they just come and go. Morning wood can be painful depending on how strong the erection is. There are two ways to get rid of it. Either rub one out or just let it go away on its own.

[wankiam]

really great. yes its a feeling of mega horniness... i like to wank it.
hope this covers it but if you have any further questions feel free to ask ;)

[Stevepro68]

Ha
Feeling horny does not give you boners. My girls makes it clear she wants sex I snap too. Random boners are a disease of the teenage years. Be kind.

[LiamSawyer]

Technically morning wood is non sexual. It's a nôcturnal erection, but if a guy wakes up with a hard on the only way it's going down is by ejacûlation.

[josephinelcajon]

There are several morning erections. a piss-on the need to pee. A non sexual erection and last the morning glory sexually charged boner. Typically you wake up during a sexual dream grinding your erection on the mattress or sheets sometimes a pillow or bed partner. These will lead to a wet dream but most wake up before orgasm and finish by hand

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

My morning wood is taken care of with a good jacking off session

[bowenw]

Younger guys seem to get random boners. Not so much after the teenage years.
Morning wood can feel uncomfortable because of the need to pee. It goes away after peeing.