Weirdest place you’ve had sex or masturbated ?

Masturbated - has to be a public restroom
sex- has to be in an empty classroom during my sisters graduation
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  • The weirdest place I had sex was probably on the Queen Mary. I took a girlfriend there and, at some point, I found a way into the bowels of the ship that were off limits to visitors. We explored all around and even found one of the abandoned swimming pools. The pool was empty but the room was magnificent.
    As we continued to explore, we found ourselves in a long, service passageway with pipes, valves and conduits along the walls and ceiling. It was lit by a few bare bulbs overhead.
    We started kissing and one thing led to another. She bent over, I lifted her skirt, pulled down her panties, and drilled her hard as she braced herself against one of the pipes. It was thrilling because the passage way was kind of eerie and also because a worker could have come along at any moment.

    Another place that was thrilling but not exactly weird was as 14th floor hotel room overlooking San Francisco with a view of the city and the bay. We wound up on the balcony at night. She gripped the railing and leaned over it with her tits dangling in mid air while I fucked her. The view was magnificent and the air felt delicious on our naked bodies. I suppose people might have seen us if they looked up or noticed us from another balcony.

Most Helpful Guy

  • 7th and 8th grade female health and homeconomics classes when stripped bare and instructed to demonstrate male masterbation while their teachers describe what happens when a boy experienced spermatic ejaculation. Very clinical, the way she pointed at this and lifted that to explain what was going on inside me.
    Standard curriculum in the 50s 60s and early seventies but by the early 80s when this was happening it was fading into the dark ages but my teachers were dinosaurs anyway so they were right at home using 1950s how fast lessons and 1983 1984 health class. My teachers want to school with my grandparents and my grandfather was not one to spare the rod so I did what I was told for fear that he would tell them I wasn't being cooperative and compliant with authority figures. I think their teacher had a crush on my grandfather when they were in Middle School back in the late twenties and early 30s. It was the roaring twenties time of prohibition people were less inhibited than they are now.

Most Helpful Girl

  • in a park i was sitting on a bench in a minidress and an older man came up to me sat down and eventually asked me to give him a blowjob so went into a wooded area and i got on my knees to suck him off... very exciting.

    • wow helpful girl.

    • @J3LueMooN i kind of liked his honesty and he asked if he could caress my thighs which was hot

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  • Best places I've had sex were in a movie theater with 12-15 other people around us and a swimming pool with about 50 other people while they were swimming.

  • Masturbated on top of a sea cliff with a huge vertical drop.

    Also at a work over lockdown was a bit weird.

    Sex, a few places from school class room, to office desk, in the back of an aircraft (on the ground).

    plenty outdoor stuff lol.

  • A couple of times I masturbated in my car while driving. At that time I was totally committed to that crazy "no sex until you're married" shit, and as a result I was obsessed with jacking off.

  • laundromat

  • On the beach, in the bathroom at work, in the car as I was driving

  • well weird would be in a church, cemetery

  • Sex is highrise balcony or sauna

  • I had sex in a movie theater and I have masturbated in the company restroom.

  • Masturbated? Hmm... I live alone so I can do it pretty much wherever I want.

    Sex? On a couch in front of an open window at night with the lights on

  • Masturbated in my friends living room

  • Driving alone at night. I was bored.

    • Can you message me

  • Had sex at a nude beach, also masturbated there in public being watched

  • Had sex on a rooftop, I was afraid and excited at the same time. Not sure if it's really a weird place.

  • On a first date after a lot of kissing the girl asked if she could give me a blow job in my car. We were in the parking lot of a busy restaurant with people walking past. It was hot she was blowing me and a turn on knowing people saw. Still get turned on thinking about that time.

  • At work in the office \ Mast
    in concert \ sex

  • masturbated in religious school.

  • masturbation in a co-ed bathroom and was walked in on by some girls. why can't they go to the bathroom one at a time? lol but I did enjoy it and I also finished with them watching... ;)

  • Masturbated- public restroom or exam room at dr office.
    Sex- in a public park or a parking garage

  • Probably masturbated in the car

  • Empty classroom during a graduation (i wanna know more hahahaha)

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