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How much has Uber improved your love life?

Anonymous
I remember the days before Uber.

You wake up after a wild party at your house.

Then there would always be those 2-3 slutty girls who "passed out on your couch;" i. e., they were too lazy to find a ride home.

Then your girlfriend comes home and get all upset about the sluts sitting in the hot tub after they gave you a blow job.

Nowadays, you can have an Uber pick them up right after that blow job and you don't have all those sluts hanging out.
Goodbye, sluts!
Goodbye, sluts!
How much has Uber improved your love life?
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