What is the worst sex you've ever had?

One of my male friends is very good looking-- honestly, too good looking for chav. He's popular in the local town because everybody, who knows him, waves at him. He’s always going on about how many girls he’s been with and how high body count is. He
He couldn't help himself just that is just how he is (so I thought).

Anyway after 10 months+ of friendship, after a drunken night, he and I ended up in bed together. Frankly, it was terrible and having slept with him I realised something. He had a big dick (which I knew because I saw his dick once) but he thought that having a big dick automatically meant he was good at sex. Like it just immediately made him amazing in bed. Reality, our sex was shit, like hands down the worst sex I’d ever had. No foreplay, he left lights off, then unceremoniously shoved himself inside me. The whole thing was basically a race for him to get inside me as quickly as possible. Maybe 10 minutes+ of uncomfortable jackhammering then he was done. After that, I wanted to leave his flat in the middle of night but I couldn't because I was still too legless and really worn out from rough sex. I thought it is no harm to rest until the next morning but I regret for stay in his place. As soon as I opened my eyes and next thing I know that he immediately climbed over the top of me and whispered my ear that he's horny and wanted to do second round. I tried to turn him down but he resisted it. "No one can reject my best breakfast" he said as thrusted his dick in me and the rest is basically loop situation.

After that I was really sore because I wasn’t wet at all and his dick was big enough to hit my cervix roughly. It hurts like hell! But because I was sore he took that as him doing a bang up job. Twice! Anyway that experience was a few years ago, and even after all this time, he is still the same guy he was and still fucks girls like they’re lined up on a conveyor belt for him. Just last week, I saw him with another girl. Well, have fun!
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  • First time with a virgin girl.

    My expectations were so high, you know, that typical G@G "Oh wow! I'm going to fuck a virgin!!!" kind-of feeling.

    That auspicious day finally came and I was so ready. We met for lunch and then went to my place.

    Typical was my "w3 training": go slow, help her relax, etc etc etc.

    But I'm stuck right at the beginning: she's so shy that she just sat on the bed and refuse to undress.

    Took me a lot of kissing, hugging and sweet words to get her just to stand up...

    Oh did I mention she wore a dress reaching her feet?

    Without asking, I just zip down her dress and pull it down, exposing her in bra and panty.

    I thought I could control the situation from then. But almost immediately she ran to the switch and turn off all the lights. It was total darkness with only some reflected light from the curtained windows.

    I told her we should keep the lights on but she refused. Then I use the dimmer facility and she turn it to the minimum.

    I almost lost all my zeal when I started to remove her bra and panty.

    Keep a long story short, she first grab the bedsheets to cover herself. And when I remove them, she went to the bathroom.

    I waited and she exit with a towel around her from her boobs down.

    I'm totally not in the mood anymore. All my fantasies for that day died.

    I just lay her down on the bed, spread her legs (the towel still covers her), and I pierce in as if I'm revenging.

    She didn't make even a moan. I finish in like 3 minutes.

    We washed and then go for food.

    Sigh... with a virgin. Perhaps it was me who was also new to sex. I still in good terms with her, but I think it was the worse sex I ever had.

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  • A girlfriend that just wanted missionary. She would just lie there lifeless, not interactive.
    I honestly don’t think she liked sex. Tried hard to change it but it didn’t work out …. maybe that dude you are talking about in your town would be a perfect match for her!

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  • I couldn't even find home and came in her thigh crease... dammit!

  • The ones with the so called "hot" girl

  • Honestly I've not had any great sex, I've had great for play but that's it

  • A few years ago, I went to stay with a friend of mine in another city. We were out partying with some friends of hers. I met this guy and I don’t normally have casual sex but I ended up in bed with him. He didn’t want to use a condom which annoyed me. Then he was kind of rough with me and was going really fast and hard. I told him to slow down but he acted like I wasn’t even there and kept going. Then I asked him to pull out, which he didn’t do. He finishes quickly, then tells me it was great and gets dressed and leaves me there frustrated.

  • I can't think of a specific time, but if she's not that into it, and it shows with her actions, it's a turn off for me. It's like, why are you even here then? lol

  • Yeah, I've had similar experiences with women. The ones who are best in bed are rarely the good looking ones, who tend to think they just need to show up and spread their legs to be great.

  • He was a virgin that didn't know what he was doing. It was bad.

  • One time at 4am in Vegas this hooker glued herself to my side and wouldn't go away. So I took her up to my room. Her pussy smelled like a sack of onions in the summer sun. I settled for a blowjob.