17 Questions I have about penises? sorry for the penis questions, but this is kinda the point of this site, sooooo here it is🤷🏾‍♀️?

Question

1. what does an erection feel like?

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

8. Have you measured your penis?

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?

17. How squishy is it?

NathanDavis · Accepted Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?
------- it feels the same as smashing your finger with a hammer BUT... replace the pain with pleasure... lol, it will be kind of hot, stiff, throbbing... and your whole body will react to it

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
------- feeling horny does not always lead to an erection or a full erection... mostly, is something you can control, but lets say you let it happen and then it depends on your actual penis, your underwear or no underwear the fit of your jeans and few other things, it could go up to the waistband, to one side, it could just bulge against the fly or zipper or just go down the leg on your jeans, like I said you're in control, you can do something about it and adjust it so it doesn't hurt, sometimes though... it can bulge "too quick" and the wrong way and it will not be comfortable but I would not say it's painful

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
------- you will definitely feel it there when naked because yes, it's actually dangling off your body along with the twins, but with underwear on there's support and the junk remains in the trunk, that's why I never go commando, is not comfortable for me

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?
------- never been a thing for me, I just didn't grow up with these ideas in my mind... and I have never ever met a woman that actually cared about these things to the point in which I could ever wonder or feel inadequate about anything like this

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
------- I don't remember ever playing with a dick for the fun of it... I do fidget all the time and a lot... but not with my dick, lol

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
------- not really no, because it has never happened and the body will take care of that by itself... our brain prevents us from many dangers as we sleep

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
------- it has happened and I don't even know how, but the nuts are at more risk, for sure

8. Have you measured your penis?
------- yes, when I was around 16 years old

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
------- these matters, to me... are about two people, if she's into it I'll enjoy it, and if she's not I just don't want any of it...

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
------- no, it's natural... lol

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
------- I don't sit down to pee... and to relieve oneself while standing can be quite relaxing because well... you're relieving yourself

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
------- no... because I'm a grown-up, lol

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
------- lmfao... no, but I could pretend is the undead... rising from the grave

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
------- not since I was 12 years old or something like, till 15 perhaps... and not really stressed, I was just very very cautious and exercised Jedi mind-control tactics

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
------- pretty much one of the few warmth, worth in this life... lol

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
------- there's adjusting needed sometimes but I don't squeeze it just because... some girls like to do that, though

17. How squishy is it?
------- similar to a non-newtonian fluid... lmfao, it depends on how, and when, and also why would you squish it, but yes it can be very flaccid

DonkeyDan · Accepted Answer

1. what does an erection feel like? Hard lol, difficult to explain really, sometimes it doesn't feel like anything other times it feels tight like if it's ultra hard.2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt? Depends how tight the jeans are and what position it started off in, yes sometimes it can be quite uncomfortable and sometimes painful if the jeans are particularly tight.3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it? Sometimes yes, other times no, its just kind of there, it's not like you constantly feel your arm hanging there, same thibg really.4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? I don't particularly worry about my size, I'm on the top end of average, I'm sure I've been with girls who'd like bigger but we've always had fun.5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun? Yes, sometimes it's just a comfort thing lol 6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it? Never been worried about that 7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? Sometimes, but its normally the balls we sit on by accident which is pretty painful.8. Have you measured your penis? Yes of course, any guy that says he hasn't is a liar!9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy? Both, it feels good and the thought of it is a turn on too.10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? Not really but sometimes we don't need to hold it if we got the angle and hang right lol.11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? I don't pee sitting down unless its for a number 2.12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? I do, because an ex named it and it just kind of stuck.13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? Haha, yes I can make it dance when soft but never pretended it was a ghost lol 14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Not since being a teen, you become the master of descreet erections after a while or if you can't they just don't bother me, it is natural after all.15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? Very, it's like a warm hug for your penis!!!16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? Sometimes 17. How squishy is it? When soft its very squishy lol

SaoirseS · Accepted Answer

Lmao. You win GAG today.

RearEntryGuy · Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?
Feels like following an election: everything is high, colorful, decide now or later (if now, the fun ends; if later, need to put in effort to follow up).

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
It remains inside. I just "park" it nicely so that I won't twist around. No, no hurt.

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
It always an obedient soldier in position behind the underwear. The weight is slightly heavier, like a soldier wearing full pack with a rifle ready for action.

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?
I'm average 6. Never worry before. Was highly encouraged when my First told me "Wow so big!" ... and I believed her LOL!

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
Of course. How else would we grow up? (In a monastery?) It's the free toy all boys have and it's so fun to urinate down a cliff or into a pond, and then see fish drinking it.

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
Never. As early as 13 or 14, I discovered that I could lay on it to masturbate without hands.

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
Is this a trick question to catch girls in blue trying to answer this question?
(Or am I too short that it never happen before?)

8. Have you measured your penis?
Of course, not because I'm insecure but trying to know which spectrum I'm in. Average.

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
Too short for deepthroat. Sad. Boohoo.

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
Never felt that way before. Did I said it was fun to urine down the cliff or into the pond?

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
LOL! I sit only when shit... where both exits. Standing is quick, efficient and sociable. During army days, I even chat with the GI next cubicle, occasionally exchange peeks.

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
haha... never until met my now ex wife. Is it a thing you girls like to do? Name penis?

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
OMG! Seriously? Hahahaha!

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
Never.

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
You mean how good sex feels?
I can write 10,000 words for it. So the shortest I can describe is:
Penis in Vagina is like putting your finger in your mouth then suck tight. Then imagine there are a million sensitive nerves on that finger.
Or I think, how your clitoris feel when it's inside a mouth?
This is the feeling. Simply intoxicating, heavenly, and had made kings sacrificed their kindgom to warlords.

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
When off duty, I let the soldier rest. But sometimes there are extra duty call or self-proclaimed emergency, he will be made to do extra duty.

17. How squishy is it?
Don't ever ask again. It's discrimination, like racism. LOL!
Scientifically, it just a piece of muscle with a lot of nerves. When erect, it's filled with blood. Otherwise, it's just like a piece of muscle.

LikeALog · Answer

1. It's pleasurable. It's a little like someone stroking your neck lightly. But sometimes my erection is so intense that it hurts for a while.

2. It expands down my jeans leg. Unfortunately, it wants to stand straight up and it hurts at pain level 8 until I can move it up under the waist band of my jeans.

3. I don't feel the weight, but I do feel it.

4. No, I have the opposite situation. I wonder if it's too thick to fit.

5. No.

6. Sort of. As I said in 2 above, if it happens wearing PJ's it hurts. I don't wear PJ bottoms to prevent that at night.

7. No, not accidentally.

8. Yes.

9. Sorry, I'm too thick for a deep-throat.

10. I generally don't have to hold it.

11. No.

12. No, I don't.

13. Yes, but I don't pretend a ghost is doing it.

14. No, not any more.

15. It's a magnificent feeling. Just having it in a vagina with no movement feels so good I wish it could stay there forever.

16. No, I don't have a reason to.

17. It's squishy like a soft gummy candy.

Talon364 · Answer

1. Like a very tense muscle. But very sensitive. I assume like a clit. Sometimes if it's really hard it kind of aches but in a good way. There some similarities in how a full body stretch feels good? Same sensations as a vagina, clit, ass.
2. After about 20-25 years. You don't get hard just walking around. You start needing more stimulus. And you can be horny without an erection. Because we're always horny. But if you do get one, you just point straight up, parallel with your pants an keep it under control by putting your hands in your pockets. Nobody knows.
3. you feel it hanging off you. But if it's soft, there's not much weight. So like a breast, you can feel with it. but not noticable, because it has always been there. Unlike a breast because you don't feel it pulling down with weight. Maybe some guys do.
4. yes, yes, yes. All of that. You just get used to having those thoughts until you finally go.. oh well, I am what I am. There have been girls that have screamed with the enjoyment of my equipment, so I must be ok?
5. All the time. If I'm on the couch watching TV, you can bet that I'm just playing with my balls also. We don't even realize we're doing it. If you're sitting there reading a book, don't realize you have been patting your left breast without knowing it?
6. It would be rare. An erection naturally falls against your body when laying down. And your reflexes protect that area is I goes the wrong way. Also most people don't know that we wake up with an erection because it happen in the last hour or so before we wakeup. Not all night.
7. Not really. We smash it between our legs. But think about how long it would need to be when flaccid, to sit on it. Hold on... like 7 inches when soft. Not many guys have that problem.

8. Yes. but unless you are a big cock guy, it's never as long as you thought it would be in inches. Penis size in inches is ALWAYS exaggerated. We love it when women guess because you always guess much longer. Do you know the average size in US is 5.2 inches!!. I love that. I don't want to know what China's average is. Wrote that on my noteboard, so if I'm ever feeling down... I can say at least I'm above average.
9. I don't really care. I think that's just a porn thing. A throat doesn't actually feel good. Your lips and tongue do. But it does feel good to have the entire thing in. Think like when a guy wraps his lips around your clit and kind of sucks it in. Same thing
10. No. We never get tired of touching it. How could we, when it has brought us so much happiness
11. I pee sitting down all the time at home. That just because I'm tired. When you're young maybe there's some kind of stigma. But I'm in my forties. I sit down every chance I get
12. No. Some of the things you're curious about are things that guys only do when they are teens or younger. Don't mean that rude. Its a legitimate question. Ok. His name Sir Edward Foxfire the third. J k.
13. Again. I did. I think we just reach a point where we run out imaginative games to play with it. There are only so many.
14. That rarely happen once you hit about 30. It funny sometimes it gets hard when you are sleepy or dozing off. Maybe like a boring meeting. But that mostly happens when you're high school age. Then it's kind of a nightmare.
15. There are no words in any language that can possibly describe it. But, there's more to it. If there was just a vagina sitting on a table. Wouldn't be the same. Think about it. With dildo technology as incredible as it is, why do you need us. Because all the other stuff, energy, passion, tension, feelings, are what makes the physical part feel good. Number one sex organ is your brain.
16. All the time. Do you ever just squeeze your boobs. Of course. It fun. Feels good. Believe me, we are just as curious, confused, and baffled by this thing (except when it's on the job. Then it's purpose is very clear. All questions become answered in that moment)
17. Very squishy. Different stages.

God_of_Thunder · Answer

Ok, I will do my best. Here goes...

1. what does an erection feel like? Tough to describe. It's hard, pulsing, throbbing, and very sensitive. Even without touching it, just simply being erect is pleasureable.

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt? It only hurts if the jeans are too tight. It basically goes where it can, either growing down one of the legs (which can be uncomfortable if standing), or it grows up towards my stomach.

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it? I can, yeah, but you just sort of get used to it, and eventually just don't really pay attention to that. It's just there, really.

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? Never; I'm confident with my size, and wouldn't want to be any bigger.

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun? Yep! Sitting on the couch, and just mess with it, lol

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it? Nah; I've had enough nightly erections that if I was gonna hurt it, I would have by now. Sometimes rolling over on it will wake me up, though, just cause I can feel it.

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? Not exactly, no. I've smashed it between my legs while sitting, but never directly sat on it.

8. Have you measured your penis? I have, yes.

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy? Never been deepthroated.

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? Not really, no. I don't technically need to hold it every time, but it's a habit.

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee? I only sit when I have to do more than pee. Otherwise, I prefer to stand. It's just more convenient and comfortable to stand.

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? It's been named by girlfriends, but I've never named it, directly.

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? I make it move like that, yes, but never pretended it was a ghost, lol

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Nope; if it happens, it happens. I generally try to be discreet about it, to be polite, but I never stress over it.

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? Impossible to describe. They are fucking amazing!

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? Yep! Haha

17. How squishy is it? When flaccid, it's pretty squishy. You can squeeze it, bend it, twist it (within reason, of course).

Growleee · Answer

1) Well, naturally the entire penis gets more sensitive, but we can also feel that "hardness" (I guess?) deeper inside, sometimes even throbbing all the way down into our taint area. Lol
2) Jeans. Fuckin. Suck.. I love my jeans but yes, it does in fact hurt me to get fully erect in jeans. It's comparable to bending your finger backwards but holding it there for a long period of time. Granted you can wiggle around and find some extra room sometimes, it still sucks.
3) I'm a grow-er, not a show-er, so when I'm soft, it's not a burden or anything. Probably different for packin' show-er guys, though. Definitely feel the weight of my balls when it's hot out.
4) Used to be highly concerned when I was younger. (again, being a grow-er) I was teased once in Jr. High, never showered after gym again.. happened again when I lost my virginity - she audibly giggled when I pulled ol' boy out. Giggles turned to shock & moans shortly after, though.
5) All. The. Time. All the time. Ballsacks are fuggin' weird as all hell.
6) Side sleeper, here. So nah, more worried I'll jam it into one of my cats' faces or something weird though.
7) Again, different for a lot of us. Grow-er, so no chance I'm sittin' on it unless I'm hard and have tucked it behind my thigh intending to do so. Lol Have sat on the boys, though. That's.. not a great day.
8) Yes. Many times.
9) Bit of both I suppose. Your throat feels like fuckin' magic, plus it's very sexy- the though that you are getting so turned on you're literally willing to choke yourself with it? Fuckin amazing.
10) Love pissing outside for this reason. Just let Jesus take the wheel.
11) Sometimes, but not in a lot of public bathrooms. Again, probably a grow-er issue? I don't want my dick touching public toilet seats & if I don't hold it slightly down - I'd piss straight out of the bowl and onto my pants. Lol
12) Nah, I think some of us did that as a joke in school, but quickly grew out of it.
13) A ghost? Nah - but it is kinda cool to "pump" and watch it flip up & down.
14) That was kind of an issue in school, but when ya grow up and get into the real world you kinda realize that nobody is going to see it - unless they're looking there & want to see it anyway, in which case.. Awesome!
15) Every vagina is different but just as a "base" I'd say a little hotter than you usually imagine they would be.. Anal is so far overhyped, by a lot of guys, I'd so so so much rather be in a vagina than the backdoor. Vagina's have this like "entry" area that squishes your dick from all angles/sides, and then when you get real deep in there, past the entry, there's still some contact, but it's much more... Roomy? I guess? Either way though - every vagina that I've had the pleasure of getting into, has but nothing short of paradise. Lol
16) All the time. My natural resting pose is left hand cupping the boys, right hand on mouse.
17) Not.. Maybe not as squishy as you'd think? There's some squish - but there's also like, a firm rod like thing in the center that runs all the way through it.

MCheetah · Answer

1. What does an erection feel like?

Depends on the dick size, but for some men, tight. I have a small dick (6.5"L x 5.5"G), so there's not much I can say about mine, sadly.

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

It's soft but durable. Like sausage casing. So no, it doesn't hurt.

17 Questions I have about penises? sorry for the penis questions, but this is kinda the point of this site, sooooo here it is🤷🏾‍♀️?

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

No. Probably no more than girls feel boobs dangling off their chest. Maybe guys who actually have big dicks can feel them all the time, but I usually forget mine's is there, since it's always there.

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

I've been Noped out of the bedroom twice for being too small. I do really dislike it not being a good enough size for 9 out of the 10 women I've dated, but it's on the low end of my list of insecurities. My equally unsatisfactory height is my big and main insecurity. Can't worry about disappointing her with sex if you can't get a girl to begin with cause they all want taller men than you. 🤷‍♂️ In any case, I just relied heavily on oral with I was dating (even though I really don't like giving oral), cause it's too small to get the job done. Oh well.

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

I've read it's really not uncommon for little boys to play with their wiener when they're scared or nervous, kind of like how girls do with their hair. But as for myself, no.

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

Nope.

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

Nope. This is a "big guy" problem, if at all.

8. Have you measured your penis?

Yeah, using measuring tape. (Any other method is inaccurate and foolish.) It's six and a half inches long (16.5 cm) by five and a half inches (14 cm) in circumference. I'd need one inch extra on both dimensions in order for it to meet women's minimum standards.

(No, I don't give a f*ck what the "average man" is in the US or Europe; the "average man" is also small AF and cannot satisfy a woman either, nor does a woman want his tiny peen. So guys, please don't comment that dumb BS on my post.)

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

Never done it before. Probably wouldn't like it or want to do it.

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

No. If a guy doesn't hold it, it'll spray everywhere. (Again, maybe a guy with a big one doesn't have this issue as he Hydro Pumps cracks into the urinal.)

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?

Some guys do this all the time, but most guys find it super emasculating and beta. Men will only ever pee sitting down if they also gotta poop. (It's also not that uncommon to fart while peeing.)

Also, we gotta hold it down and face it towards the inside-bottom of the bowl when sitting down as well, or else, it'll spray up the inside of the bowl and spill on the outside and floor (due to the constant spraying pushing the stream up along the porcelain; the stream is pretty powerful.) So yeah, we have to point it down while sitting down, as well.

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?

No. That's weird AF.

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?

No. WTF?

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?

No, that's very rare. And also probably also only a "big guy" problem. Most men are too small for an erection to be noticed much through solid fabric. The penis will bend and curve, rather than stick and poke the jeans all that much. Maybe if they were wearing tights or spandex or something; it'd be very noticeable (which is a sperate issue in itself; that's kinda gay).

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?

Depends on the woman. Some women don't feel that comfy and warm; more like cold and loose.

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?

Not really, no.

17. How squishy is it?
A little.

18. Bonus Question answered:
Most guys want at least one inch extra to their current size's length and circumference. According to most women, 7" to 7.5" is the ideal length and 6" to 6.25" inches is the ideal girth. Anything less than that isn't desirable.

RobT312 · Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?
LIKE A HARD BONE. LOVE IT WHEN IM ERECT
2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
doesn't HURT, ITS THERE VERTICAL IN MY PANTS AND MORE VISIBLE
3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
YEAH IT DANGLES, BUT I LIKE BRIEFS TO AVOID DANGLING. WEIGHT NOT AN ISSUE.
4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger? NAW NOT WORRIED ABOUT SIZE. I LIKE MY ABOVE AVERAGE DICK SIZE, NOT THE BIGGEST, BUT NOT SMALL EITHER

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun? YEAH I DO IN BED AND IN THE SHOWER

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
NO NEVER
7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
NO, AND NEVER A PROBLEM
8. Have you measured your penis?
YES, I THINK EVERYONE HAS
9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
IT RESLLY FEEKS THAT GOOD
10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
NO
11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
YES
12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
NO
13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
NO, BUT I DO MOVE IT WITHOUT MY HAND
14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
NO, NOT STRESSED, I LIKE ERECTIONS, BUT I HAVE BEEN BUSTED WITH A SEMI HARD ONE IN A SPEEDO
15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
VERY COMFY, THE BEST
16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
YES
17. How squishy is it? SQUISHY

StrongMale · Answer

Hello Msputiton!

Here are my thoughtful answers to all your questions about the penis:

1. What does an erection feel like?
You know how you feel when your clitoris is aroused and hard? Well imagine if your clit was 10-15 times its normal size. An erection is the intensely arousing hardening of the most sexually sensitive part of the male body.

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
Depending on the style of undies a guy wears, it can grow and push upward and to the side where the upper leg meets the lower abdomen. It can also grow down the leg. If a guy is wearing snug undies, it can swell and grow, but remain constrained and twisted and not reach full hardness. I wouldn’t say it hurts, but it can be uncomfortable.

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
Oh yes. I feel it bouncing, wiggling or dangling if I am naked or not wearing briefs to hold it in place.

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?
I am content with my erect penis size. It’s when my penis is flaccid that I can be self conscious about it, as I am a “grower”, meaning my penis can be quite small and shriveled up when it is soft, but grows to a nice size when hard. So I will sometimes do a quick rub and pull on it to make it hang nicer before it is revealed to a woman’s eyes for the first time.

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
Actually yes, I have. It can be fun to put it into things, like a used toilet paper roll for example. I have also made women laugh by wiggling it around just being silly.

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get an erection and roll over on it?
No. The penis is quite flexible, even when it is erect it still has the ability to bend from side to side.

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
Yes, I have. Not often, but in rare circumstances it has happened. It doesn’t hurt though, it just means an “adjustment” is needed.

8. Have you measured your penis?
I suspect most guys have, and I am no exception. And being that you asked, mine is just shy of 8 inches long, and 5 inches around when erect.

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
Both. It is sensational to feel a woman’s mouth and throat completely enveloping my entire shaft, and the visual is incredibly erotic.

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
LOL I love this question! Sometimes I don’t hold it when I pee. Also, I don’t actually ‘hold’ it, but mostly just touch it and direct my stream in the right direction.

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
Interesting question. I actually find it more relaxing to stand and pee. Especially when I am outdoors and can pee hands-free.

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
Yes, but I only use it when I’m being playful. I think the reason we guys name our penises is because our penis is at the center of our maleness and commands so much of our attention that it almost seems to have its own identity and personality.

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
Never done the ghost thing, but I can make it move without my hands.

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
Not really. I did get a surprise erection once during an oral book report in 8th grade. Quite embarrassing.

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
VERY comfy and warm.

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
Yes. I suspect most guys are like me, and fiddle and play with it quite often when it is soft.

17. How squishy is it?
Mine is very squishy when it is flaccid.

WilliamPamer446 · Answer

Why apologize for your own question>

Anyways here we go

1. it feels good, it feels weird, it feels like a goofy weird jolly feeling. like when ur a kid and have a weird feel good feeling , hard to describe, similar to a girl orgasm, but its with a body part that sticks out and gets hard. it can also feel constricted, and somewaht tight or painful or uncomfortable, because it is hard. its not always totally a good feeling.

2. oh yes, when i was a teen and pre teen i'd get a boner popping out or id worry about that exact thing. i dont wear jeans anymore, this is part of it but not the big reason. there just uncomforable for me. it can go up or down, side to side, or forwards.

3. Yeah when i think about it. i have adhd and autism remember, so ill feel it very strongly at times, and ill overthink it. so i think about these kinds of things more than most so im a good person to naswer your questions. I can feel it pretty often, but sometimes i feel it more than others. i dont know if most guys commonly feel that, im sure there is a slight feeling for most guys.

4. Never had sex. But I think mine is big or average. I try not to be insecure about that. But I know girls can be picky or think 5-7 is small and they want a big monster 8-12 inch penis which is silly because (1 most guys dont have that so there gonna be digging for awhile and alienate the majority of the male population and 2( the vagina is only 4 inches long, so it will hurt them or can hurt them.

5. yep pretty often

6. yep but im not like most guys. and usually im not worried about it.

7. yep, a few times and it hurt or was uncomfortable.

8. yep, i gotta do it again.

9. Yep it definitely is, but I wonder if its degrading to the girl and not good for my soul, basically degrading for both me and the girl.

10. Yeah but I try to do what i gota do anyway so i dont make a mess and make the ladies who come to my house mad at me.

11. yep but at the same time i gotta point my pen*s into the toilet and it hurts or is annoying.

12. i can call it my willy, or my jolly, occasionally, i dont usually give it nicknames so i dont remember. but no usually i dont if were going by most of the time.

13. no lol

14. Kinda but not so much anymore. More when i was a teenager. I try to not sweat the small stuff anymore.

15. I dont know yet.

16. a little, but not much cuz idont wanna hurt it

17. depends, like above i dont wanna hurt it to find out

buddysboy16 · Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?
Imagine tensing your arm for awhile. It feels sorta like that throbbed feeling but in a good way.
2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
If there's not enough room then yes it can hurt. Even more if it scrapes against the zipper 😰. When there's not enough room it tends to move down one pant leg.
3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
I dont feel any weight unless I've got a half chub.
4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?
All the time. I'm not even small but a little above average in all regards. Nonetheless, I'm constantly worried it's not enough even with my partner who I've been with for 6 years!
5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
No
6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
I dont worry about it but I have rolled onto it. Not the best feeling
7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
No.
8. Have you measured your penis?
Yes
9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
For me, I don't find it all that great but you're right that I do find the idea of them being able to do it sexy.
10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
Sometimes.
11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
Meh. Just more work
12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
No
13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
I do make it move on its own to mess with my partner. Not cause of the ghost thing.
14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
You get used to it. I kinda own it sometimes lol
15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
Fantastic and just truly wonderful 🤤
16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
No
17. How squishy is it?
Extremely when it's not hard.

Bricealan · Answer

Well, msputiton are you putting us all on? I have to think about it and may try to answer a few... but not all 17!!

Dargil · Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?
*Just stiff/unbending.
2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?
*When nobody is looking, I make a quick adjustment and aim it at by beltline. No, it doesn't hurt.
3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?
*More like stiffness. Not weight.
4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?
*It's all I'll ever have. I make the best of it. I also resort to oral a lot.
5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?
*I go to bed commando at night. Yes, I fiddle with it.
6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
*No, but I have large testicles and I have to avoid rolling on them or squeezing them.
7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?
*No, it's in front of me.
8. Have you measured your penis?
*Not with a ruler, but I have a pretty good estimate.
9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?
*I don't prefer it at all,
10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?
*It's only about 30 seconds, so no.
11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
*Really about the same.
12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?
I informally call him "Junior".
13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?
*Kegeling (pinching back) makes it twitch up.
14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?
*Naah.
15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?
Warm, wet, snug and wonderful.
16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?
*No reason to.
17. How squishy is it?

I enjoyed your questions. There is much more you can learn.
18. How far do you shoot when you ejaculate? (et cetera)
*Maybe 18"

AviatorTom · Answer

1. There's a slight tingling in my penis when I get an erection

2. Horny does not equal erection. If I get an erection while wearing jeans, I sometimes have to adjust where my penis is. There's usually room for it in te hjeans.

3. Nope, I don't feel its weight

4. I never worry about size

5. Yes, sometimes I just play with it, especially in the shower or when getting dressed, very rarely when I'm dressed

6. Not worried about crunching it while sleeping. The penis is actually a pretty durable organ. If I roll on it, it usually just moves out of the way

7. Nope, never sit on it

8. Yes, I've measured it... most guys have.

9. I've only had deep throat a couple times. To be honest, it wasn't much different than a normal BJ, which feels really good

10. Nope, holding it while peeing is no big deal, and sometimes I don't hold it at all

11. I probably sit down to pee more than standing up, both work

12. No name for it

13. I sometimes make it move via muscles but it's not a ghost, just me exercising my muscles

14. Nope, a surprise erection rarely happens, and when it does, my penis stays well hidden in my pants.

15. A vagina is very warm, and feels great when it squeezes the penis

16. Occasionally, I touch it when it's flaccid, usually to move it into a more comfortable position in my pants

17. When flaccid, it's very squichy

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Yeah, I thought so, too but, every time I ask questions about tits and pussies, they either get taken down or I get a bunch of prudes telling me I'm not supposed to ask those things here!
1. I guess you could say, sexually stimulating but, I don't suppose that tells YOU much. If your clit ever gets hard, I can only guess it feels the same but a lot bigger.
2. It depends on how you are when iit happens. If you're standing up, generally, your dick is "standing up" against your body so, when it gets hard, it just gets a lot longer and bigger around and still stays against your body. If you're sitting, pretty much the same thing but, if you're sitting and then stand up, you're pitching a tent!! Your pants will sort of cinch down a bit when you stand and pull the head of your dick with them and it'll be QUITE evident that you've got a boner!! Actually, it more like your dick will move forward at the same time, lifting your pants as they cinch down and, hence, the pup tent for your little soldier.
3. You mean, when it's limp? When I'm naked, it becomes a kind of pink pong ball between my thighs but, there's not a lot of weight there. Including the balls, the whole things about as heavy as MAYBE a B cup tit.
4. When it comes to sex, pretty much never. There's nothing I can do about it! She either likes it or she doesn't! So far, they all have! My first, who'd already had a baby 3 years before I met her, told me that I should never fuck a girl that hasn't already had a baby. I asked why. She said, 'Because your dick is so BIG!' THAT'S good to know! Otherwise, I really don't obsess over it. I'll measure it every once in a while (every few years, maybe) just to see if it's changed but, that's it.
5. Yeah. Every so often. Maybe it's there standing at attention or I may just accidentally hit it with my hand and then play around with it for a few seconds.
6. No, never. As far as I know, the only time it gets hard in bed is shortly before I wake up... SOMETIMES. As I never sleep on my stomach, I never have to worry about bending or hurting it in my sleep, even if it IS hard, it'll just bend to the side at the very bottom.
7. So far, about 3 times in my entire life, I've SORT of sat on one of my balls, and I guess I've had my dick roll under my thigh a time or three but, it's no big deal.
8. Already answered that one.
9. Can't answer that one! I've never had a blow job. Two of my 3 girls had it in their mouth for a moment but that's as far as they ever went. I don't even recall what it felt like.
10. No but, most often, I'll lean forward a bit and just hold it long enough to make sure the pee is going into the toilet and no on or around it and then I'll just let go. Every so often, like, in the morning when I first get up and I've got my morning wood, I'll even go into the bathroom and stand several feet away from the toilet so I can hit the target! With a woody, it's too hard to even lean over the toilet and still hit the bowl! Towards the end, I'll have to take a few steps closer until I'm done.
11. I don''t HAVE to stand to pee (and you don't have to sit! I can teach you how to pee standing up!). I don't like to pee sitting because, if I try to put Sir Richard into the toilet, there's a VERY good chance it'll scrape the underside of the rim and I DON'T want to do that!! So, I pee before I shit. If I end up peeing just AFTER I drop my load in the giant toad, I'll actually lift up off the seat, hover and point it into the toilet.
12. Beat you to the punch again! I just came up with the name about 30 years ago. I just thought it was a funny name so, I kept it. Sir Richard Longfellow. It's a pretty obvious name. Richard, because it's a dick, Longfellow, because it's long and male, Sir, just to give it an English flavour! And, the head DOES kinda look like a knight's helmet about ready to go into battle.
Looks like I've reached the limit! Part 2 coming up!

FilmGuy93 · Answer

1. Erections are pretty uncomfortable if you're wearing clothing. The penis gets really big, stiff, sensitive.

2. Usually you have to shift you boner to the side before it gets too big, so it can swell along your leg where it has room, instead of pushing against fabric.

3. We can feel it dangling, but it's not heavy. It's not something I'm conscious of.

4. I have never worried about my size.

5. Yeah, sometimes I'll play with myself if I'm bored.

6. No, That's not something I'm worried about.

7. No, it would be really hard to sit on my own penis. I guess I could do it if I were long enough, but that's not an issue for most men.

8. I have measured my penis. I'm about 7.5 inches stiff, and a little thinner that a toilet paper tube.

9. Deep-throating feels good. We like the pressure of her throat pressing on the head.

10. No, I don't get sick of holding it while I pee; peeing doesn't take very long.

11. Peeing sitting down is nice, when I have the time. Peeing while standing is quicker and more convenient.

12. I do not have a name for my penis.

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? - No, I've never done that before lol

14. Surprise erections don't worry me.

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? - Vaginas are wonderfully inviting and comfortable things to be in.

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? - occasionally, but I don't have any reason to.

17. Penises are not squishy at all.

MysticDevice · Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?

Its increased bloodflow so the nerves are more "alert" and you just want pleasure immediately.

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

It just goes straight up, and no it doesn't hurt.

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

Haha no, nothing like that.

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

I used to wonder about it but after all the compliments I've got I don't worry.

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

Nah. Not really.

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?
Nope. Doesn't really work like that lol

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it? Nope.

8. Have you measured your penis? Yes I have.

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

The thought is sexy, but most of the nerves are at the head so you don't have to go deeper than that to give any more pleasure.

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee? Never really thought of that so no lol

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?
Never really thought of that either

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why? Nope

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move? I mean, its a muscle so you can make it move but I don't think about ghosts lol

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public? Yes. Cause sometimes you have no control and when it happens you just think "oh shit not now". But boxer-briefs do a good job of hiding it.

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel? Very. Very few sensations come close to how good it feels. Just the thought is enough to turn me on.

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid? Only for adjustments.

17. How squishy is it? I don't even know what to compare it to so...

NerdDG · Answer

Geez! Are you really curious with our dicks XDD Here are my answers

1. It feel heavy, throbbing and so warm. Sometime it's hurting when it is super erection.

2. Depends on how horniness I am and my dirty thought. My dick goes semi erection at random time with no reason. it goes on my right side. it doesn't hurt at all. But as long as I think about sex and my dick react in the same pattern but I can feel as it crawl out of my underwear. I keep walking with half erection is hurt as hell. If I wear sweatpants, I have to find a bench to sit to avoid the visible printed dick in public.

3. Yeah, it is very heavy for flaccid every morning when I get out of bed and every time when I goes commando.

4. Honestly, no, I don't worry about my penis size anymore. I don't care if they prefers small or large, we end up had sex anyway.

5. Too often to play with it especially my foreskin when I cannot sleep in the night. Sometime I masturbate my dick in my pocket (only when I wear sweatpants)

6. No, I don't worried about it. Yes, I rolled over it for many times but not as hurt as you think.

7. Absolutely! I have to sit down slower so my dick won't get in the way.

8. Yes. Should I write it down here? XD

9. I can't make a comment because I have never given a blowjob due to my girth is too bigger for a mouth.

10. Nope.

11. Yes, it does feel nice and relax to sitting down and peeing

12. I don't have a name for my dick XDDD

13. I can move it when its semi erection XD

14. Yes. It happened to me when a woman I crushed on jumps on my back and carry her as piggyback. I got unexpected surprise erection in front of my friends. It was so embarrassed.

15. When my dick insert in the pussy? Yes, I feel so warmer compared to my dick. Comfy? No, they are too tight for my dick.

16. LMAO! Yes, same the answer on No.13.

17. Very squishy as I squeezes my flaccid dick as my head pop out of foreskin XDD

1amcurious · Answer

1. Semi = a little enlarged and little stiff, like a squishy toy
Full = tight and Stiff & hot
2. Definitely uncomfortable in jeanes, and becomes a tight fit, sometimes goes on the sides, sometimes pokes upwards3. Sometimes but not that obvious4. No worries, it is what it is. little skeptical though for her pleasure5. Not really, even if I play it excites6. Nope, no such discomfort7. No8. Yes, have measured once9. Not sure10. Sometimes i pee without holding it11. Hight jet = can get on your pants, easy standing up12. We have native common name but i've no nick13. Yes, like bouncing, swirling & twerking lol14. Not that stressed out15. Warm and comfy they are16. Yes, & pull the skin to coverup and many more17. They are preety squishy when flaccid like your boobs but not when erect

TheBigGuy9 · Answer

Too many questions. Yes, it’s big, but I seem to always want it to be bigger lol. Depends on what kind of underwear you’re wearing. I wear boxer briefs. It keeps it in place. I can’t wear boxers because eventually they rip in the crotch.
If I wear no underwear it hangs down my leg and women stare at it. I don’t mind holding it. Deep throating is more of the idea than the feeling. I like someone who is enthusiastic. Goes fast and slow. Moans while she does it.

BubbaTech · Answer

1. what does an erection feel like?

Pressure within.

2. What happens when you're feeling horny and you're wearing jeans? Where does it go? Does it hurt?

Depends on the excitement level, and where there is room for it to go.

3. Do you feel it dangling off your body or can you feel the weight of it?

Nope.

4. How often do you worry about your penis size, even if it is large, do you ever wonder if the person you are about to have sex with prefers larger?

50/50

5. Do you ever just play around with it, not sexually, but for fun?

Younger yes, older less

6. Do you ever get worried it'll get injured while you sleep and get and erection and roll over on it?

Nope not ever.

7. Do you ever accidentally sit on it?

Mine is never in that position.

8. Have you measured your penis?

Yes, no im not telling you.

9. Does deep-throating really feel that good or are you into it because the thought of someone being able to do it is sexy?

Im not into that. The sensation is in the tip not the shaft. If you want it in your mouth, I'd much rather you use your tongue on the tip than Deapthroat.

10. Do you ever get sick of holding it while you pee?

Who says i do. Sometimes i let it fly.

11. Does peeing sitting down ever feel relaxing, since ya always gotta stand to pee?

No, i feel unfinished if i sit.

12. Do you have a name for your penis? If so, why?

It will only have a name if it can speak and tell me a name.

13. Do you ever make it move without your hands but pretend it's a ghost who is making your penis move?

Silly girl

14. Do you get generally stressed out about the prospect of having a surprise erection in public?

Not any more. Too old to care.

15. How comfy and warm do vaginas feel?

Nice.

16. Do you ever just squeeze it when it's flaccid?

Every time i pee i shake and squeeze.

17. How squishy is it?

Normal for a flacid penis. Ask your boyfriend to let u check.

17 Questions I have about penises? sorry for the penis questions, but this is kinda the point of this site, sooooo here it is🤷🏾‍♀️?

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