What is the dirtiest thing your partner has said to you in bed?

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What is the dirtiest thing your partner has said to you in bed?

Bricealan · Accepted Answer

Had a one-night stand with a girl that another girl fixed me up with. I went down on her I think before any fucking, and she said that I was "licking her like a cat lapping milk"! I was a little pissed at that comment, as I think I am really good at eating pussy and the 'lapping milk' comment was rude. Well, she had a nice little blonde bush, and for whatever reason, at that point I was chewing gum, and I took the gum out of my mouth and stuck it in her pubic hair. SHE WAS REALLY ANGRY AS HELL and called me a 'dirty cock sucker"!
I don't remember now, as I was in my mid 20's and I think I was able to just clip a few pubic hairs out to get the gum out, or she just pulled it out.
She didn't stay mad, and when we got back to her house, (she had told her sister about the fucking) and the sister remarked about how big a bush, that Diane had (her real name)
After that, I always wondered what it would have been like to have had a threesome with Diane and her sister.
Happy New Year
Bruce

ohshee · Accepted Answer

It wasn't really dirty and it kind of blew me away but every once in a while she would say do you know this one girl and she would name the or where she worked her how we knew her or whatever should ask me if I like her or do I think she was cute and I would probably say yes did she say if we work together with you ever fucker yeah. Maybe I don't know yeah it should say show me show me how you would do her from start to finish they used to blow me away it's kind of funny I was just thinking about if her and I were still together which may God we're not but if we were both reading this right now she would look at your picture and see if they do you think she's cute show me exactly what you do to her LOL

DaveJord · Answer

Cum in my ass, just do it.

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

We will need more Dermabond…

ZackBan · Answer

I got my period.  We proceeded to paint the room in blood.  And that was last night so I'm still a bit shell shocked about it.

DonkeyDan · Answer

Give me truffle butter.

wankiam · Answer

i can smell cat shit lol

Agape93 · Answer

I'm going to ruin you like Pompeii

AviatorTom · Answer

I'm yours baby... take me... any way you want.

Massageman · Answer

"I think the dog just took a poop".

moonpie89 · Answer

I can never remember these things. I always forget

AimeeKyle · Answer

“cum for me”, “are you sure”, “yes, I want you to cum for me”…. the words from my wife to the other M in the MMF as she was holding / I was sucking his Ck. A (surprisingly) fun, sharing (first time) experience with her.

pizzalovershouse · Answer

I need a shower

Cowboy6666 · Answer

Get that cock deeper and faster in my pussy !! There should be round 3 & 4 too!!

Nigjt · Answer

Stick ur finger in his ASS an ur Dick into my ASS while he sucks ur nut sack so he will be ur bitch also as she slap him an told him to suck my nuts. God Bless