You remind of a story , not mine but good friend of mine , we were all out in Country Vic ( Australia ) and he picked up this horse riding chick , she was pretty hot actually , anyhow one thing led to another , and he is boonting this girl doggie style , he's fully focused on the task at hand and he feels this " wet type thing " nearly going into his arsehole , but fortunately sort of flicking underneath , he looks behind and as he had mounted the girl , the dog had mounted him , and was trying to fck his arse the dog had a big pink hard on , poking out of the fur.
So , for me , it was some time ago , and can only tell because this club is not closed ( its all super regulated now ) back then no CTV in the rooms , lets be clear , I did know this girl had her number from previous , but in essence she was a stripper , so she's texting me , it was a Sunday " please come in Dave , Im really horny , please please " I thought " yeah right , well that bullshit , trying to make money " I had to drive from one side of town to other , club in city , so I thought Fck it , I will go in ( Its a Strip Club ) get in , and there is like 3 guys there only , she is on a table " Dave , Dave , sit down " gave her no money , table finished she says " Come with me " , I already was erect as erect , thinking she is just going to dance , she chucks her money to the side , starts this dance , much much hotter than usual , and man , she going hard , completely forgot where I was , she chucked her towel over the back of her arse , ripped down my strides , pulled out my manhood , and just jumped straight on it , she was wet as buggery " This has to be a quickie Dave , fck me fck me , and she rode me hard on top " Im like " fckin hell , is this happening " ( we" d never had sex before ) , come in me , come in me , dont try and hold on , just fck " me , I eventually shot a big thick load , right into her , I was literally fcked , she comes down we had a wine , I thought " man , that just didn't happen " , she said , call you tomorrow , just had to see you.
We started a scenario that went on for a few months...
A snake…
I was sort of seeing this girl and she had a Python / Boa type snake in a tank, a large tank.
it always made me feel a bit meep and eew, with how it started at us going at it on the bed.
well this one time we were getting down to it, I glanced over at the tank and noticed no snake, so I asked if it was okay.
”oh it’s loose in the apartment some where”
me.. “as in it could be anywhere”
her “yup”
me, exits house while dressing not to return.
In college, I lived in a busy corner off-campus. So late night after bar close when all the drunk idiot college kids are walking home and having thin windows leads to hearing so much hilariously stupid, drunk things being yelled while trying to get down to business.
Had to take a few breaks to stop laughing lol
Well the only thing I can think of right now is, that uhm this guy he had a big ass poster on his wall from the movie oceans 11 and he was trying to turn me on while making out and I felt like one of those dudes on the poster was starring at me.. it was weird and uncomfortable lol
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First off, your description of feeling the dog’s nose in your butt... omg that is hysterical! 🤣
Okay, so I was engaged in some very hot PIV sex, her legs over my shoulders, I was really digging in deep and was wildly aroused. When I reached orgasm, it was so incredibly intense that the contractions caused the muscles in my pelvic floor (that area in the crotch between the balls and the rectum) to cramp up extremely painfully. So with each involuntary orgasmic spasm was this unbelievably weird mix of intense pleasure and excruciating pain! And there was no stopping it until the climax contractions subsided! omg it was horrible! Weirdest thing I have ever experienced during sexy time. It concerned me, so as embarrassing as it was, I asked my doctor about it, and she assured me it was nothing to worry about, and advised me to do kegels (which I still do!). Thank god it never happened again!
Hahaha that happened to my friend his dog licked his ass while he was fucking his girl lol killed his mood 😂. Thankfully I've not had anything too crazy.
I'm pretty good about managing my surroundings during sex. Animals obviously get locked out lol my dog would slide under me while I was doing pushups in a workout. All up in my space during anything.
So if I have a girl over he would just automatically have the door closed for some time lol
getting a torch shone on us by a cop who was a lot more embarrassed than us when he saw what the moaning noises were down the alleyway
That's a very interesting story.
Weirdest thing that ever happened was when my then-wife and I were enjoying ourselves and got a little too rambunctious. The bed broke and we both tumbled to the floor. After we both laughed, we just kept doing what we were doing. We slept in the guest room for a few days until I fixed the bed.
We broke the bed frame once. The mattress dropped and we ended up on the floor.
😭😭😭😭 me and my boyfriend have done that before. He put together the bed and it was just never sturdy
the girl's little brother came walking in asking if i wanted to play xbox
but i was doggying his sister and he just kept standing and asking
worst was i was very close and she kept going
hehe thats really funny but imagine something like that happening with 2 dogs n not just sniffing ur butts but actually licking ur pussy
Be gone troll 🙄
Lol sorry
borat appeared on top of the table by my bed in a green string bikini and said "SEXYTIME? WOW WA WEE WA"
I was in college and had smoked weed. I was having sex with this girl she wasn't the most attractive girl.. anyway during sex i thought i was with a really hot girl and it felf so real.. it want until after i came that i realised who i was really with.. i think i was lucid dreaming. Will never forget it.
Lol. That's when you gotta give them some stern correction: "BOUNDARIES, bitch!!"
😂😂😂😂
Lmfao thats why you don't let animals watch or "accidents" will happen lmfao 😂
😂😂😂😂 we hate letting her watch but she was being hyper as hell that one day. She usually just sleeps underneath a blanket
Yea super hyper plus sex not a good combination lol did you at least get a good ending at least after that interruption? 😂
There was one time that I was laying on the bed getting a bj.. she gagged and threw up on me. I immediately needed a shower
Omg!!! 🙈
Was having sex with my wife and a dog I was watching for a friend ran up and licked my butt. It is a small bread, didn't see or hear it coming. We had a good laugh about it.
Yeah, basically that, except we found animal... "leavings" in the bed. Luckily neither of us had touched anything, but also everything went from fun, to super gross. We were dog sitting for a friend, and never did again.
Fell a sleep in her lap
My girlfriend and I have music on when we have sex to muffle her screaming. I don't know whst sing willie playing because it's kind of likea pandora thing. Anyway we're doing 69 before sex and the song "It's a Small World" comes on.
She told me while she was giving me a Bj to Please never ever take back my Dick from her as she lay their crying an sucking my Dick because she has never had a Man make her feel this way about him an his Dick an for me I have known ideal how the fuck I did that to her at all.
I was on my back an she just started crying an begging me to never ever take him back from her she also told me that she will do what ever I wanted her to do with other Women just to make her the top Woman for me.
It's not the first time this has happen but I stool don't think that my Dick is that good but I might be wrong.
God Bless
long ago I met a chick on a blind date. we went back to her place where her brother was playing video games on the couch. she immediately to me to her room right next door and attacked me. started blowing me and we had sex... she was screaming and everything it was bizarre... but I guess I went through with it so what does that say about me. lol
that and once I blew a big fart doing a girl doggy style. I just couldn't hold it in any longer and what are you gonna do excuse yourself, go to the bathroom, blow it and come back like "hey! where were we?"
oh another one cane to me. haha. this one crazy! I was having sex on a public beach with an ex girlfriend in the dark and I started to smell this god awful smell... when I looked up my dog was ripping apart a dead seagull right next to us. omg! boner kill.
I take it you are not into dogs... lol
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