Would a lesbian be attracted to my micropenis?

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so the straight girls dont like my micropenis some have said they’ve seen clitoris larger. I think it would be a good idea to hit up lesbians since they love clits ill just tell her im doing gender reassignment surgery and the balls were added to my “clit” after the fact

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I can’t believe how rude these people are

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I just have to keep from cumming she will know it’s not a clit then

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CrixusOfCapua Xper 2
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Your use of the word "attracted" is weird to me. My idea is like I like a girl, her face, the way she walks, the way she talks, her TNA maybe when I'm in a caveman mood, and then if she has some monster-looking vagina, I'm okay with it by that point because I fell for everything else.

It's strange to me to start with the genitalia. I usually want to work my way up to it and the last thing I want to do is start with it like choose my bride out of a bazillion vaginas with a strong smell filling the room.

It is in my humblest of opinions that maybe you're starting out the wrong way -- maybe the opposite way.
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Citizenkirk Guru
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One sure way too find out, and references to your junk being "micro" might not be helping your cause, unless you can really shoot microwaves out your urethra and have been approached for mutant registration by penalties of giant robot sentinels. I would be happy to take those sentinels off your hands and sell them as scrap metal.
In regards to a woman liking your junk, either asking her opinion or traveling back to the year 1955 is a great way of finding out.
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Ez-Bri-Z Editor
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Highly offensive... like all of it.

I wouldn't be attracted to it even if you put on a iron codpiece and forced a magnetic collar on my forehead. It would break the law of physics on just how repelled I would be.
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- Asker
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  Who hurt u
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Well, see, back when I was young there was this guy that my parents took me to that was supposed to be helping me deal with issues. It's all kind of hazy really, but what I do remember of him is that he told me to never accept a guy who thinks lesbians will be attracted to cocks. I didn't understand it at the time but now that I am older and here writing with you now, it fully makes sense. Oh and then he shook my hand a little too hard at the end. That kinda hurt.
- Asker
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  Ok thanks for the explanation
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- CrixusOfCapua
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  What if he looks so amazing though? I'm just stuck at the "I wouldn't be attracted to you even if [...]" part. I always found that a challenge I could conquer around 37.5% of the time.
- StephBelsten
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  @CrixusOfCapua For the love of God, some guys need to get it in their head that you cannot "convert" a lesbian. It isn't a choice they're making, they don't secretly crave your cock but refuse to accept it, your just everything they're not attracted to.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Oh please do try and challenge me. I too love a challenge. I'd love to lower your success rate a bit. 😉
- CrixusOfCapua
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  @StephBelsten I missed the lesbian part. There is a challenging part though. There is a stupid thing in us that we find a wall and want to conquer it. We are very stupid and like challenges. I have never found a man offended by the idea that he is stupid. I am not offended by the idea that I am. Because it requires a certain level of stupidity to demolish large walls. I just figure I have to become the very greatest of men to conquer those lesbian walls. I figure I fall way short right now but I will work on myself and become the greatest of men. I will become king -- emperor -- I will destroy all my enemies and all will be vanquished. Because I want to have the lesbian's heart.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Are you trying to have sex with her or kill her, display her body and show the town peasants who is a better choice for the monarchy?
- ChrisMaster69
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  @ez-bri-z see your magnet is working
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  I feel repulsed already!
- CrixusOfCapua
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  Maybe I just want to know who she is. That's my conquest to know who she is that when the world falls apart around us and we are alone without her beautiful girls that I could talk to her sincerely without all the pretense that the world would have of us and I can say she looks beautiful to me even if I am ugly to her.
- ChrisMaster69
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  @ez-bri-z it’s those Poles
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  aww.. ok my turn! Intimate moments of conversation Tender whispers of beauty and love Silent signals from curious bodies. Smiles shared and plans hatched Tonight the expectations were high Incredible sexual energy pulsates Lingering doubts faded Lust's call would wait no more Alone together... Now the moment of truth... Open minds to new things... Bri lowers her mischievous eyes Reacting to his offer, she replies Understand by reading all capitals Here, from top to bottom. 🥰
- CrixusOfCapua
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  Are you asking me or someone else? There is poetry and lots of other things going on. What I think [gulp whiskey] is that there is a seashell. Like a seashell on the beach. Who are you? What are you? I am a seashell. Are you a lesbian seashell? Yes, yes, I think I am. Sea waves sweeping over the sea. There is seashell. And that's life, idn't it.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  You... didn't see it, did you?
- CrixusOfCapua
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  I want to see! But I wanna say harder! Atlas! Double-Jeopardy!
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  This makes me a sad panda that I put all that effort into a joke you didn't even pay attention to. This is a major turn off. I'm done.
- CrixusOfCapua
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  I tried to do but it is confusing because I was trying to respond to the lesbian feminist that was saying we don't want them so I drank more because it hurt my feelings. Then I was trying to read your poems and I felt disconnected because I don't type in all capitals. And I don't understand your mischievous eyes because I've never seen them. How am I supposed to know how your eyes look like? They might be very beautiful but I don't know how they look like. So I'm not trying to be an ass but I'm just saying maybe we don't have all the information required to know each other.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  I can live with your alcohol problems if you are unable to follow the simple instructions the poem provided. Literally read each capital letter from top to bottom for the poem. Its a message.
- CrixusOfCapua
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  Oh, I see now! ITS STILL A NO BRUH. That's awesome! I was trying to read something about eyes. Well, you know that poetry wasn't that cryptic back in the day because you take people like Robert Frost and that blind woman and they were probably even drunker than I was. What is this some puzzle shit? I thought we were talking about poetry and shit not some puzzle Tetris video game.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Yeah, well what do you want from me for 15 minutes of writing a hidden message poem just to set up a joke?
- CrixusOfCapua
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  I am afraid that I messed up the whole joke because I was too stupid. But now that I got it it is a joke I will take with me for the rest of my life and teach all my children.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Use it well and be sure to make them aware of the wise lesbian poet who taught you the lesson. "She rejected my advances and yet guided me forward to understanding I never thought possible."
- CrixusOfCapua
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  I will teach them with pride that lesbians are capable of making jokes here and there.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Indeed, almost all women are capable of making jokes here and there... It's called giving birth to males. Just remember, it is far better to make jokes than to be one. (Also im not that kind of feminist I like guys just fine, but this is funny and I'm going with it.)
- exitseven
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  @ez-bri-z " Indeed, almost all women are capable of making jokes here and there... It's called giving birth to males." hahahha That made me laugh out loud. Thanks for that. 🤣🤣🤣
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  You are very welcome, my friend! 😊
- exitseven
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  @ez-bri-z I like the new profile pic by the way.
- CrixusOfCapua
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  >> Just remember, it is far better to make jokes than to be one. I'm not sure about this part as of late.
- Ez-Bri-Z
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  Thank you! Give me a week or two and there will probably be a new one. You know how often I keep cycling it out lol
StephBelsten Xper 3
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No... just, no.

Their attracted to women, the whole package, not just the clit? An organ you don't even have regardless, no matter how much your tryna act like you do
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- ChrisMaster69
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  @stephbelsten exactly
- Asker
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  Rude af
- StephBelsten
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  Your obviously a troll but I'll bite - what about what I said was rude? Lesbians like girls only - fact As a man you don't have the female anatomy - fact
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- ChrisMaster69
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  @stephbelsten he obviously does not understand rude lol As a man he does not have much going for him really
- Asker
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  I can put on a wig

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ChrisMaster69 Master
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Even if you chop it off (micro guillotine) , you are still a guy…bit of a problem there.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/lD3l22KnIvc
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DonkeyDan Guru
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A penis is still a penis regardless of how small it is, and lesbians are not interested in penis!
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- Asker
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  Clits and penises are basically the same
es20490446e Master
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not for a lesbian.
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Jamie05rhs Master
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Lol. Not sure that would work, buddy. But good luck with that.
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Hotboy_booblover Yoda
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Sad.. i think u cud become a bottom for gay sex instead
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Anonymous
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You need to seek a dominant female she might be bi-sexual, she can lock your micro penis in chastity. Then you can give her oral and she can peg you and she will be your Domme. Maybe every now and then her hung bull stud if she has one can top you and you can give him oral. Kind of a MMF threesome thing. This is all micro penises are good for. Maybe she can nickname you " Dicki".
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