WHERE TO GO 4 HAPPY ENDINGS ?

Ok so when a guy gets a massage, depending on where he goes, there is the fantasy or desire to get a happy ending.
Do they have this option for women?
I’d really like to find one if they do.
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Most Helpful Guys

  • YES!
    Sort of...
    It may not be legal in some places, but look into getting a "yoni massage". A "yoni" _IS_ a tantric message with therapeutic benefits, but, basically, it's massaging a woman's vulva often to orgasm.


    www.cosmopolitan.com/.../
    "We’ve all heard of a happy ending massage and an erotic massage, but now yoni massage (aka massages for your vulva and vagina) are fast becoming 'A Thing'. And despite what many people think, they’re not actually designed to make you orgasm (although some people do orgasm, obvs)."

    www.okwhatever.org/.../i-got-a-yoni-massage-weird-news
    "I Got a Yoni Massage For Journalism"

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    How come they didn't teach me this stuff when I was in high school or college?
    This might have totally changed my career path!
    I could have been a professional "Yoni masseuse"!

  • Most local places offer happy endings you just have to ask, but not directly, you say something like, "can I leave you a tip?" and she'll say "how much were you thinking?" and if you say $100 she'll make you cum by jerking you or rubbing her body against your dick until you cum or let you jerk off on her.

    For around $200 she'll suck you and $300 she'll have sex with you. If she doesn't like you're number she'll say something like, "for more I can do more." Almost all girls will make you cum for around $100, not all will suck you or fuck you.

    For girls, guy masseurs will finger you or feel your boobs or lick you or fuck you and make you cum for free, as you can imagine.

    The big national chains like Massage Envy don't offer happy endings because they're corporate.

Most Helpful Girl

  • They do exist. Problem is they are tough to find for women. There was thins very hot guy who provided massages at hotels in Vancouver and happy ending on request. Now I learned of him via word of mouth from girl friends. As far as I know he never advertised. But maybe if you search hard you will discover a dirty little female secret service like I did lol

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  • They do

  • You Heauxs have all the power now, just go on the naughty section of Reddit and post an ad for a guy to give you a massage and happy ending. There are so many BETA MALES who will do it for FREE

  • I don't think this is a thing for women lol

  • Good question, not sure if that exists, what about a stripclub? Would they make you cum?

    • I don’t want to just watch someone dance for me. I’ve had massages before and the whole idea of laying there naked while a stranger rubs you down then massages my breasts and then slowly goes higher and higher up your thigh teasing you then pleasuring me until I cum is something I’d love to try.

    • Well, I meant if they would have sex with you at a strip club, but I get your point, it's nice to be served, not sure if it exists for women though.

  • Come on over, I’ll do whatever u want 😌