This is just... wow.
I feel like I fell into a psychotic part of the web, but I prefer you over all fake women who don't know English. They keep posting dumb shit, and asking stupid questions.
You're straight forward. I appreciate that.
And I did ask permission, but not from you.0 1 0 0Next time, ask me for permission to masturbate.
God damn you, I'm starting to love you.
Most Helpful Guys
Eat 3 cans of cheap walmart chili, then go over to your neighbors house at 2am, go up the door and make sex with your fist, bang on the door like a raving lunatic, when they answer spew your love juice all over their crotch area then perch your ass on their patio chair, then take a steaming shit/piss all over their porch then scream cock-a-doodle-doo!
0 1 0 0Nope, my shmeat is mine and mine alone as of now, and I shall pummel it into submission whenever I see fit, good day sir.
0 0 0 0
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Why do I need to ask permission? No I think my masterbation is better than you're pinky penis
0 0 0 0Only by asking my permission will you reap the benefits of obedience.
"I'm not just one of you're many toys"
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6 11Creepy.
1 0 0 0He kinda cringe ngl
I asked jesus.
1 0 0 0What was the answer?
@purplepoppy I find that sarcasm to be very disrespectful to me. Next time you want to masturbate, you come here like a good girl and ask for permission.
Nobody gives a shit about your rules.
2 0 0 1Okay bean man
0 0 0 0You may call me "Master."
No I don't think I will
Ask my coochie if it care about your permission. 🥰
0 1 0 0It said 'yes'
No, it didn't, my cunt only express in mandarin or French.
Never have never will
0 0 0 0When I want to play with myself while I'm looking at a woman's pictures, I usually ask her for permission.
0 0 0 0Sure didn’t
1 0 0 0Tonight I want you to strip naked, bend over the bed, and spank yourself so hard that you can't sit down.
No thanks
I did not.
0 0 0 0If I need your permission to masturbate then you'll need to stroke and rub my penis for me too sexy boy. 💘
2 1 0 0No thanks.
0 0 0 0i'll spank you so hard my hand print will be branded on your ass
I only ask myself the permission lol
0 0 0 0I don't see what's so funny. Next time you want to masturbate, you come here like a good girl and ask for permission.
Yeah i did
0 0 0 0no one can tell me what to do with my own body!
0 0 0 0i did not, so sorry master
1 0 0 0lol lol
0 0 0 0Not allowed, locked, use fleshlight under supervision.
0 0 0 0
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