Doctor confirms covid will shrink your dick. Are you scared?

It's official, scientists have confirmed that covid makes your penis to shrink by a whopping 1.5 inches. That's a third of most guys on GAG.
www.walesonline.co.uk/.../catching-covid-can-cause-your-22733656
If you got covid more than once it might just shrink to nothing.

So for those of you who've had covid did you notice any shrinkage?
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Superb Opinion

  • Thank fuck for that, it was getting awkward using that folding rule or tape measure.

    i can just use the one rule now, holding two together was also a pain.

    Doctor confirms covid will shrink your dick. Are you scared?

    This folding one was really a pain.

    Doctor confirms covid will shrink your dick. Are you scared?

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  • Yeah it's been proven Covid can be a cause erectile dysfunction, as the virus can cause hyper-inflammation in some people, and that's also why they end up in an emergency room. Covid toes is another possible condition. Basically if you develop severe vascular problems, your dick is at-risk. Of course being vaxed does make this risk go down severely, so there is that.

Most Helpful Girls

  • No wonder I've been so disappointed down at the old gloryhole recently :(

  • They're just never gonna stop milking this Covid shit, I guess smh.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • I was worried for my husband, but he was the same 3.5 inches after COVID haha

  • LOL... you're crazy!

  • my husband has had covid twice. I think his grew a few inches.

    • And just like that, you've created a boatload of GAG antivaxxers! lol!

  • No because if it shrink some I won’t have one left to worry about

  • An inch and a half in shrinkage? Sweetie, I have plenty of length to spare.

  • Oh well, new scientific study also confirm that the jab will make your dick fall off and you'll grow tits. So which is worse?

  • I'll just hang a weight from the end to counter the damage covid does if I get it.

  • This sounds like something the Babylon Bee would write as a satire done from the perspective of liberals to scare people into getting more Fauci Ouchies. Only it seems to be a real article.

  • Eventually become an innie instead of an outie.

    • I love outie

    • @EaterPeter I know. I assumed.

    • Why can't most people are so understanding like you?

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  • She’s trolling men or she’s a comedian. I love her stuff. It’s laughs. Keep it coming! When’s the Netflix special drop?


    Cheers!

  • damn... I got COVID twice, I think...

    • so, you never had a dick in the first place.

  • Bother! As if mine couldn't get any smaller!! 😂

    • @emmamary yeah, someone might even mistake it for a clitoris. 🤣

    • @KatherineJ OMG! Do you really think so? 😟🤔

    • @emmamary hahahaha! 😁

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Love it, what does it do to women though? I guess that's one way to convince people to get the shots 😂

  • I think your chatting shit mate... Covid is a type of flu. That article is easily photoshopped

  • Never had Covid. But I think that penis shrink claim comes from an American study for men who recovered from Covid.

    But in reality it's probably false. Those fat fuckers lost weight when they caught Covid, and their penis was not as big as they thought it was under all that fat, is all.

  • Purple, are you saying that a third of the men on GAG, only have a four-and-a-half-inch penis?
    I've had COVID and my penis GREW by 1.5 inches!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♂️

  • Nope, mine is hanging like it always has.

  • If he gets too small, would that be considered transgender as he becomes a woman if it ceases to exist or even shrinks internally?

  • I had covid, pleased to report no shrinkage here. “Can” does not mean “does.”

  • LMAOOOOOO

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