I'm finding it more difficult to become aroused at my wife's body; what are the top 5 reasons that I should retire her for a newer model?

[Socal99]

I hate to say it but you're a fucking douchebag. You don't get married or in a relationship with a woman a serious relationship or married to a woman for her fucking looks. You fucking marry her because you're in love with her the woman that she is how big of a heart and how amazing she is and makes you feel not just sexually and for you because you're not feeling it anymore she's not doing it for you you two need to figure out how to spice things up and if she's overweight and you're not into it tell her that you love her but you would like to see your healthy you don't have to tell her to lose weight she's fat but do you wanting to dump her and move on for another person you're a fucking idiot

[awkward_author]

If you still love her, you wouldn't do it.

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

“Retire her for a newer model” lol, I hope you tell her your thoughts and she leaves… She isn’t a damn car.
If you love her, you’d stick with her.

[SnakeBoop]

you should leave, she and any other girl clearly deserves better :)

[MrOracle]

I suspect that you're vastly underestimating what this would cost you. If there was a way to see a "final bill" in advance, you'd likely run back to your wife and show her some appreciation.

[888theGreat]

You married for better or worse. You have a contract with God. If you divorce for this reason, then you will be an adulterer in next relationship whether you marry her or not. And you know what this leads to.

[Thatdude091699]

Bruh, retire for a newer model? Get out of here creep.

[In_Trance]

That's ok. She's been railing younger dudes for years

[Anonymous]

1. Tighter pussy
2. No droopy tits
3. Less bitter
4. Can do more house work
5. Impressed with less

[Dargil]

Because you have no moral fiber.

[exitseven]

I bet you are no prize either.

[Jamie05rhs]

I'm pretty sure this is a troll.

[Throwdownxxx]

What a douche. Women are not cars. Troll.