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Did your parents or grandparents ever inappropriately discuss their own sex life with you?

—When i was under 18, My mom would be like “Dont do anything you have no business doing.” But then the next minute she's tryna tell me how her boyfriend puts it on her. Like Ma, I dont wanna hear that shit lmao. I was very territorial of my mom and hated her boyfriends for having sex with her. If they kept it in their pants, i wouldve been much nicer to them 😂 but nah I had to hear her moaning all the time. Once I hit 21, my mom was like “Oooh girl you need to get you some.” I’m thinking to myself, lady you’re hella late.
—And then my dad would be on the phone tellin me to “Wait til marriage.” when he didn't. And then years later, he’d be eatin his wife out in the same hotel room his kids are sleeping in. Like oh okay, we’re waitin til marriage for that 💀 Thanks for the examples ya nasty! Man i must get my freakyhood from my parents lmao. Its in the blood!!
—My grandma always been a nasty mf talkin about “If your grandpappy would suck on my titties then maybe they’d be as big as yours. Have you let someone pop your cherry yet?” Like brooo. And My grandpa refuses to watch kiss scenes or anything in front of me and my sis. He’s been like that for about 25 years. But then last year, he was a changed man talking about “Ooo what kinda movie is this. This vampire girl tryna eat out the other girl. Change the channel back” Like wtf grandpa!!
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Maybe your parents regret what they did YET it excites them what they did when they were younger AND just want you to be careful regarding it because they weren't?

    Sure you can call them a hypocrite, but at that age, maybe they didn't have anyone to guide (or they were too immature to listen)

    • My parents were 19 and 22 lmao

    • That's comparatively young

    • Young to me would be high schoolers. They were engaged. My dad was 19 going on 20 and working. My mom was 22 and working

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  • Hahaha I loved all the bits you wrote in the description. Lol youse funny Desi.


    Fortunately and unfortunately my family members don’t even talk about anything that’s remotely close to sex.

    • Thank you and your fam is likely the norm lol

    • Thanks a lot 😘

Most Helpful Girls

  • Was it inappropriate for me to laugh after reading all of the content to your question Ms DD?

    ... just asking

    • No lol

    • Oh good, it just made me giggle to hear all that :)

  • Yes all the time. Its like a casual topic with my nan. She's still 25 at heart lol

    • My grandma too haha

    • @DizzyDesii 😆 Does yours eye up men a quarter her age too? Lol

    • Lmao yes talkin bout “thats a fine mf. I bet he got good peter.” 🤣

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  • Your best posts are ones that include your grandparents...😂 😂

    • They haven't done much lately cause I've been at work so much haha

  • hell naw

  • Gurl, with stories like these, I'm seriously questioning your upbringing! :-o :-o :-o

    • Lmao i think i turned out fine 🤣

  • Nope they did not

    • Lucky lol

  • Nope. I'm glad I don't know anything about my parents' or grandparents' sex lives.

    • Yea its tmi

  • Nope, but they were happy to inappropriately mock and demean mine infront of everyone. Hateful old assholes

    • Damn hey were next level messed up

    • Ohhhhh you have no idea.

  • Nope. Never.

    • Good

    • None of them told me anything. I had to learn at the library and from field research.

    • Thats the best way honestly

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  • No. never. I really do not know how my brother and me got made in the first place.

    • Lol she laid on the table. He came in a cup. They used a syringe lol

    • I would not doubt it. It certainly would explain it.

  • No, luckily

    • 😂😂

  • Nope.

  • My grandma and aunt did. They have no filter. My aunt has had a very wild life.

    • My aunts were strict af lol

    • Well my aunt was a stripper, a groupie, an addict, had 6 abortions , sold drugs , some of everything. There’s no room for judgement and no room to be strict. She and I are really close. I’m closer to her than my mom.

    • What's a groupie?

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  • Nope.

    • Thats a good thing

    • Indeed, I have enough mental scars lol

  • My dad got drunk the night after my mother passed away and told me how my sisters and I were all conceived.
    It was awful

    • "It was awful." I hear you bro. Not something kids want to hear from their parents. But I found your comment heart wrenching, too. His wife was gone forever, In his utter grief, he got drunk and his most passionate memories of her just poured out of his torn soul. However inappropriate, he NEEDED to share it with someone in order to keep her memory alive. It was his clumsy love story.

    • Awww sorry for your loss and damn dad. Did he make something up or tell you the real thing

    • Pretty sure it was the real thing.

  • A few years ago long after my father pasted away. Mom started talking about the sex life or lack of it. I just covered my ears & shook my head. No I don't want to hear about it.

    • Yes like super unnecessary

    • In all honesty I think it was more likely the onset of dementia.

  • yeahmy granny used to do this a lot, when her dementia got really bad. she had no concept of what's socially acceptable to say or not anymore.

    • Oh wow

    • was surprised what old people like that still do tho xD

  • They were extremely religious my entire childhood and teen years. After they got divorced they chilled out some

    • What age were you when they divorced

    • Like 22-24 I think. My siblings were all still in highschool. Freshman and sophomore I think...

  • God no. Thankfully.

    • 😂😂

  • Does making my sister count?

    • Lmao

    • If no, then they never discuss it.

  • Never, my grandparents died when I was like 5 and my parents were divorced so yeah thankfully I didn't have any weird conversation with them

    • Oh i see. But my parents werent married and got with other people and instill had to hear the stories lmao

  • Yes it's in your genes, lol

    • Hahaha

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