What are the funny but completely surprising things that happened between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend or with your SO?

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

I remember reading somewhere.
The boyfriend was asked to name any pornstar that came to his mind.

And that guy legit said Riley Reid when the question was not even completed.

It was really funny to me. The girl was astonished and surprised with the speed her boyfriend had said it. I can bet that that guy would not be able to name his girlfriend that quickly.

[NamerOfStars]

Many years ago, while at... I don't even remember where it was, but I was at someone else's house, and I was tossing something in the trash can when I noticed an empty box labeled "Suddenly Pasta Salad". This name probably doesn't amuse you as much as it does me, but I found it hilarious, and actually kept the box for a while, using it to emphasize the point I'd make, when bored or when conversation had died, by saying something like "So anyway, there I was, [in some tense situation], and then, suddenly- PASTA SALAD!" and I'd thrust the box at whoever I was talking to.

If this doesn't strike you as funny, it's because you're not six years old anymore. When you turned seven, you left it behind; I held on to both. I enjoy being easily amused.

Anyway, one day, the box fell apart, and I went to the store to buy another, only to discover that the product line had apparently been discontinued. Losing an opportunity to make a silly joke isn't THAT big a deal, but it had been a rough couple of months, otherwise, and I was bummed out. But time passed, as it always does, and my birthday came around.

Being born on January first means that not only do I get shafted on Christmas presents, but that my birthday is usually more a time for reflection and contemplation than typical celebrations (not helped by the fact that lots of people are too hung over to do it properly). But when you're dating someone, you get an exception to that, and I was at the time. It the first birthday of mine that we were together, and she mistook my pensiveness for broodiness, and decided to cheer me up with some new sexual tricks (which went over well, because hey, when doesn't it?). Afterwards, we were laying in bed together, and I was gently running my fingers through her hair, when said "Oh, I almost forgot!" and pulled away, grabbing something from a box from beside the bed. "I was in the store, getting ready to head over here," she continued, hands behind her back, before breaking into song in a remarkable Martha Davis impression "... And then suddenly, pasta salad!" and handed me the box of the stuff.

Damn, but I miss that woman.

[Henry_-_Blakes]

My girlfriend is my neighbour. Once we were making out at her home. Fully dressed. Thought we locked the door. She was kissing my neck and suddenly her younger 5 year old cousin came in. We were shocked and she suddenly started blowing my neck and said, hey your neck is all dusty 😂

[The_Shadow_Dweller]

Kids can be dangerous!!! Blurt out anything anywhere!

[WhatTheHeckkkk]

Hmm well a lot of things lol. I have to think of the pens that come to mind immediately.
One of the funny ones, we were cuddling and it was one of those days where I was having a difficult day and I just wanted to cry in his arms. I was crying and all of a sudden I just hear this “BRRRFFRR” fart and he just starts wheezing laughing and then we both went like “OUH!” because of the horrible smell that seeped out and punched us in the face lol. It was definitely a surprise because who would’ve expected a huge fart during a crying session? Lol.

[IMuser]

My relationship includes getting blocked often than texting (long distance) so i am not yet suitable to answer this

[megabamse]

Was with a ex. We where fucking quite intensely. She was holding in a fart for dear life. But when she came she lost control and farted so hard it felt like my balls was vibrating. I continued and Finnish off like nothing happened. But after i said "so we just going to ignored the fart?" We both started to laugh

[Twalli]

Not that hard.

[TrillXHippy]

I bet that I wouldn’t say my girlfriend’s name because she’s not a pornstar

[Anonymous]

My girlfriend and I were on her bed when I started to undress her. She was dog sitting her neighbors dog at the time. When I got to her panties, I threw them on the floor. That goddamm dog kept bringing them back! I finally had to pick him up and take him out of the room. He was a good dog, though. We became buddies.