My fellow sinners. I regret to inform you, the end is nigh. What do you think kiddos?

Question

Just wait until the year 2065, plus or minus a few years. That's when Isaac Newton, the father of modern science, calculated the end of humanity would be.

Atheists and Agnostics need to repent.
Believers need to repent.
Everyone needs to repent!

That means to turn away from your wicked ways, such as lgbtq, adultery, fornication, lying, stealing, masturbation, murdering, false accusing, gossiping, obesity, lust, lust, and more lust.

In the year 2065, the Bible says a massive comet will hit the Earth, destroying all life in the ocean and one third of life on land. Countdown to extinction is on.

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

I think you're a few spoons shy of a full set of cutlery! Anyone that thinks the bible is anything more than a book of fairy tales has bubbles in the think tank!!
We've been hearing for millennia how the end is nigh but, so far, it's never come to pass. You people have cried, "wolf", WAY too often!!
Believers and religious nuts need put that stupid book down and get a REAL life!! Nobody takes "Harry Potter" or 'Star Wars" as reality!!
It's amazing how people laugh at you if you tell them you've seen a UFO, or that there are REAL cures for cancer when there's LOADS off evidence to back it all up but, you tell them there's an invisible man that lives in the sky and, if you believe in him and are good your whole life, he MIGHT give you a treat, and there's not a SINGLE SHRED of evidence to back THAT up, they jump ALL OVER THAT bandwagon!!

Phoenix-gb · Accepted Answer

Chances are I'll be dead already, but given only 50% of what you listed could be considered actually wicked and not just people living their most enjoyable and honest lives, it's no wonder enlightened people turn away from the church when it's essentially preaching a lifetime of misery followed by an eternity of boredom.

Bratsondanielle · Answer

Nah that's phony bologney homie yo fake news as the president would say

DonkeyDan · Answer

Yeah just like all the other predictions that never happened, I think we're looking at the end of humanity sooner than 2065 though. Time to throw a party of debauchery, screw being good!

Bricealan · Answer

Wow, and yet another Doomsday prediction. Shouldn't you be out in the street on a soap box preaching instead of here just trying to get attention from a few people on a website? You need to expand your horizons and get the message out that Armageddon is coming, and we only have 43 years to prepare.

Dargil · Answer

Matthew 24:36 But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only.

exitseven · Answer

I am waiting for the tricentennial so the world cannot end.

JuanVeIasco · Answer

Atheist women are the ones who have to repent, because atheist women are the ones who are prostitutes.

Redstang88 · Answer

I’ve lived through enough doomsday’s so far, I like my chances. I’d be shocked if I live that long anyway

IsoUser · Answer

I think that your overly optimistic Lol

Waldoe · Answer

"Wise" men... have been predicting the END of the world for many centuries... I do NOT believe it... GOD is dead, He died a long time ago... but you Keep on Dreaming... this world hasn't seen the "Hand": of God move over the seas since its creation... We are on our Own... Grow up and take responsibility

Creampiekarl420 · Answer

Gods a pussy he doesn’t have the balls to send me to hell I’d slap the sht outta him

Better_off_here · Answer

i will probably not make it that year, but i will still try to go to church in Sunday.

Anonymous · Answer

There are dozens of dates over the last 2000 years where the world was supposed to end that were also hoaxes:

Anonymous · Answer

My money is on 2030 as something to look forward to seeing in my lifetime for a bit of variety because I'll be dead by your time

Anonymous · Answer

If we believed every “end is nigh” claim over the years, we would have died about 20 times already. The end is not “nigh” nor will it be for billions of years.