Should I trade in my wife for a sexy Asian chick?

I'm beginning my midlife crisis as a near 40 year old man. My wife and I don't have the same spark we used to and we fight over insignificant things. The writing is on the wall.

I know where I can get a sexy Asian chick to put out in exchange for her freedom. I'm thinking of trading in my wife on a sexy Asian chick who wants a visa. I could even get her permanent residency. I know she won't stay with me once she has it, but I might get a good 5 years out of her and then go for another when she leaves. I figure, I can do this until I'm about 50 at which time I'll be bored of sex and won't be able to get it up anyway.

I've also already had kids so I don't need to worry about contributing to the extinction of the white race by dating an outsider or any right wing bullshit like that.

What do you think?
A sexy Asian chick
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  • Can the bit tch take your assets?

    And are you ok with that.

    If you are then gone to the islands somewhere and get you little Asian honey.

    Not no western Asian chick

    • Technically yes because my oldest is 13 and youngest 11.

    • Nah bro you gotta wait another 5 years. So the damage is lessened.

  • of course

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  • i think that you are on to a winner here, you could start up a business and website for matching older men with sexy young women who want visas, win win situation.

    this time next year you could be a millionaire 🤣

    • It's already a thing.

  • I would always say that if you are dissatisfied or unhappy in a marriage and you can do better for yourself then you should go out there and make yourself happy. This is why I am anti-marriage because you have the right to be happy in life, and when people quit trying to do that with for or with you then you should be free to be happy on your own.

  • Well the grass is never greener on the other side you have to take care of it just like you would have to take care of the new grass and since you fight and you know the reasons why you fight why don't when it starts to happen you smiling just say time out and change that so what was the reason you and your wife got together anyway

    Most guys want to start all over because the new girl doesn't know them like the wife does the wife is seen it all and guys don't know how to handle that so they go out there something new
    It's really sad because the wife is dying to be new she fucken hates all the bullshit that she has to go through to its just not your side why don't you treat her like she's somebody new and start all over again with her but guys have that excuse midlife crisis I think it's just another way to be selfish and to get what you want which is all cool I guess
    But to answer your question I say you're a big boy do whatever you want do what you think is right not only for you but for your wife to

    • We got together because she got pregnant and we were young and stupid. I married her because she was worried her parents wouldn't approve of her giving birth out of wedlock. Religious crap that at least I have grown out of. She is still superstitious and sentimental. We're no longer a match. This would be better for both of us.

    • She's also a mother and your father

    • Yeah, but we weren't born in the 1950s

  • You will still want sex at 50 or 60 or 70. If you stay healthy, you can enjoy an active sex life for many years.

  • Unless your wife is cheating on you or has done something egregious to you... that you should be faithful and true and love her and try to meet her needs.

    • She has definitely cheated.

    • Get rid of her then.

  • Doesn’t sound like a good plan financially since it involves goldidiggers

  • How very liberal/democrat of you to think that way.

    • Why thank you. Build back better.

  • This is morally wrong in my opinion on several levels

    Now no I'm not saying you haven't done this and I'm not saying you have and I'm not asking you to tell me I'm asking you to ask yourself

    Have you tried marriage counseling or put in a reasonable amount of effort to help your relationship if not then are you going to try to do so?

    If you haven't tried you should and if you have tried try a bit longer and if that doesn't work then yeah I guess divorce is the best way to go but this is one of those things you should take your time thinking over because this could change your life forever and you might think oh I'm 40 years old my life is almost over but they call it a midlife crisis for a reason and that reason is only half your life is over you've still got a whole other 40 years to go before you die of natural causes and that is if you don't end up being one of the people who lives to be like a hundred which by the way is a lot of time to go regretting a divorce

    Secondly essentially what you're doing is is having someone have sex with you so they can have freedom and safety which sounds a lot like indentured servitude to me because indentured servitude is when somebody is in service to you as a slave to pay off a debt

    And doing sexual favors to have their freedom doesn't sound that much different and I'm sure someday you will agree because this is desperation



    If I'm being honest you're just out of turbulent point in your life and you're not going to be able to make rational decisions for the time being and so thus should be trying to make as few of them as possible because you are going to do something stupid and you are going to regret it later and maybe what you need right now is actually your wife to help you make not stupid decisions

    Not saying that you are stupid but sort of like a hormonal teenager your IQ isn't the issue it's all those hormonal emotions that are the issue and that's just something you're going to have to work with for a while because you're more or less hitting second puberty

    • Marriage counseling isn't really a fix for two people who have grown to abhor the very sight of each other. We are both over it. We've spoken about it and she says she just stays with me for the kid's sake. That is just an excuse for having cold feet though. The kids are fine either way. It isn't indentured servitude at all. If anything, the Asian chick would be using me rather than the other way around anyway. That's exactly how they see it. I've heard the conversations they have on this topic with each other. They refer to a white man like me as a thing rather than a he. They see me as a tool or a key to open a door. Once the door is open, you don't need the key anymore.

  • It would be cheaper to keep the wife and pay for sex with escorts, or become a sugar daddy.

    • Hmm... you could be right. Asian chicks are high maintenance. They always want Chanel bags and expensive branded makeup etc.

  • Weirdo.

  • You can trade in, what the fuck. I been with the same model for 31 years.

    Less miles and less wear and tear could be a nice upgrade

  • Hot girl But that’s insubordination to your wife

  • What's the Asian chick name? She looks so hot wearing that

  • Do you know this girls name?

    • The one in the photo? No. I just searched Asian chicks on Instagram and that came up. I thought the pic was hot.

    • Yeah it's hot

  • be faithful!

  • Do you fight over insignificant shit or did you cheat on eachother?

    • The fighting started after the cheating but only she cheated. I personally don't have the time. Just as an example of the fighting, she wanted me to drop her off outside her hairdresser which is in the city and I mean the central business district of Toronto. The only place I could stop was a bus stop and there was a bus right behind me, so I didn't stop. She absolutely lost her shit because I didn't illegally drop her at a bus stop. She kicked her feet like a little girl and got out of the car at an intersection and slammed the door.

    • There should be no fighting, only breaking up. Have the strength to do this and stick to it

  • Go back under the bridge, Troll

  • Smh why not both? Just cuckold your wife.

  • Haha jokes on you. For believing in marriages and at such a young age most likely. But trading your wife for a object? Seriously, you'll get bored fast. You both seem to need therapy.

  • Have you discussed it with your wife?

    • Have I discussed dumping my wife for a younger, better looking and more intelligent Asian chick? Have you lost your shit?

    • So you believe in one sided decision.

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