After these 4 things, would you return for another round of sex or leave?

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Okay so its your first time having sex with the man/woman of your dreams. It feels so incredible like nothing before when you (the guy) are inside them OR you (the girl) have him inside you. However, while having sex, you discover the things below about them. (Read the question and watch the gifs) #1 Even though you’re screwing them as fast/hard/good as you can, they tell you they can only really orgasm if you also massage their scalp and bite them hard enough to where they bleed. #2 The closer they get to cumming, they start to shoot skittles from their genitals and whip cream from their nips (yes even the guys) #3 They start talking in a demonic voice saying “ITS COMING! IM COMING! MOTHERFCKERR” And then they scream in banshee opera style right when they let it all out. Plus their O face always looks so intense like a mix of these #4 When they release, their orgasms are so explosive that it shoots you afar or nearly drowns you. So like is this still the best sex ever and the man/woman of your dreams OR is this a nightmare from elm street that you are running like hell away from! Did you even survive long enough to see them orgasm or which step above made you leave? 
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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

So, since you already posted what kind of demon you mean.. i would be out! Out of her, and out of that house pretty quickly lol
#1 Sounds fun to me!
#2 Whip cream is nice, but would those skittles hurt too? If yes, then in that case i would stop at #1 and probably never return, if not it's a hard stop after the skittles and whipped cream part for me.
Voted C, never again 😂

TheSpaceGnome · Accepted Answer

1. Remove the biting part, and I'm perfectly ok with running my fingers through her scalp every time.
2. Whip cream shooting boobs and skittles shooting vag sounds amazing, not terrifying, I'm 100% on board with that.
3. Just no.
4. I like gfs who squirt, I do not however like drowning, injury, or repairing my property, so no.

Ghen30 · Answer

4 sounds interesting, the rest are no for me. xD I'd rather be covered not shot far away.

MCheetah · Answer

I honestly can't even answer this question.
And you're like one of the few women left in society who actually seemingly still enjoys (heterosexual) sex. Every other woman I see on GAG either hates sex, hates men, or both.

RobT312 · Answer

Hilarious! Everything but the biting... and who doesn’t like whipped cream and skittles during sex

ohshee · Answer

Oh my God people we need to do an intervention on D E S II we have lost her it might be too late but we have to do something she used to be hot kinky a turn on and now she's out of control what has happened to her LMAO
We need to get you on a one-on-one intervention time please gag bring back the old D E S II we miss her

Lol I couldnt handle the question I started to have a flash back of my marriage and I had to run
I'll never forget one day I think it might have been Valentine's Day that I got home from work early I had strawberries I had chocolates I had whipped cream I had ties and handcuffs and flowers and balloons and a nice warm bubble bath for her it started out beautiful the bubble bath the washing the drying it would prove the Charities the chocolate all over her body in 2 hours later it was done it was over with she has some flowers we both had smiles and she said that I'm out waiting in it I would have put the handcuffs on you I want to tie you up and I said okay and next thing I know she has eggs she has peanut butter she has jelly she has mayonnaise mustard ketchup and it's all over my body and it smells she said sorry but there's no more strawberries are whipped cream and I'm saying okay. I'm out this stuff smells you can and then cut me now untie me and she said no and this stuff is all over my chest all over my cock and she's mixing it all together and she Slip Sliding in it all over my belly my chest and then she goes to sit on my face and I start to gag and I'm saying untimely I can't even throw up because I threw up in my mouth I'm so tied down nope everything you just stated reminded me of that and I had to run LOL

LovingLoverReturned · Answer

Nope nope. No more romance between us.

Apple1996 · Answer

Shoot skittles? That sounds like it's gonna result in a bad yeasty so nah I'm good. All the others a creepy too

Guy__ · Answer

If they can't orgasm unless I bite that hard, they just won't orgasm.

NathanDavis · Answer

YOLO

AvaOneLasTime · Answer

I am shocked from what i've read and saw.

AviatorTom · Answer

Dizzy, it's okay, you can wake up from your nightmare now.

UniquelyBasic · Answer

The poor dog😂😂

ariadneR · Answer

I like adventure and variety 😄

talka20 · Answer

Bruh no ! When i read number one im like no... then 3rd scared me 😂 n 4th i was again like no way ! So big no 😂

exitseven · Answer

I would not let a little whipped cream get in the way of some good sex. I voted B.

silkjames · Answer

Holly shit I can't stop laughing wtf Soo funny damn i needed too lol🤣🤣🤣!

Phoenix98 · Answer

Like that one meme I’m gonna say hell to nah, nah, nah, nah

elizamichale1 · Answer

loll sooo funny even i doubt i would be able to continue lol

Pink2000 · Answer

Hell no. Number 3 would be the final straw.

Aakash_Hangargi · Answer

God is watching you

MysticDevice · Answer

See the biting part almost actually sounded hot then I realised this was a joke post lol.

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