What will be your reaction after you find out that your wife is pregnant with 8 babies?

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Superb Opinion

  • Having octuplets is rare, and is not likely to carry full term. Carrying 8 children at once is a great risk for complications during pregnancy. Doctors will suggest a “selective pregnancy reduction” for both the mothers safety and the children's safety.


    The guys would shit themselves hearing about it, but realistically, it won’t happen naturally and the pregnancy will be “reduced” by doctors orders.

Most Helpful Girl

  • 1) goddamn when did I get a wife
    2) how on earth did I get her pregnant I’m a woman and we didn’t try ‘other methods’
    3) oh wow she’s cheating on me
    4) we don’t even have one kid where did 8 come from


    Something like that lol

Most Helpful Guys

  • * Woohoo! *
    I call up TLC and start a new "Jon & Kate Plus 8" for the next generation... and watch the money come in!

    • 😂 ..

  • I would think "this must be a dream and I'm actually an animal, because humans don't have eight babies in one litter."

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Sorry guys, but unless you're hung like a donkey she's not going to feel a thing after that

  • What wife?

    :)

  • I'd say,

    "Do you know if they can selectively abort some? Or would we just have to abort them all?"

  • First thing I'd do is have to change my underwear 💩

    • Why?

    • 8 kids holy crap, after I shit myself I'd have a heart attack 😳😂

    • Omg 😂

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  • that doesn't happen irl. having more than 3 at most is only explained by en vitro pregnation

  • Another good reason that I am gay!

  • Octuplets are beyond rare. But I'd go with it.

  • I need to buy a winning lottery ticket...

  • But, i only fucked her once!

  • I had a vasectomy. We need to talk.

  • Holy crap. A litter.

  • 8 babies it is not possible dear

  • I should bottle this stuff and sell it... Also where she going to fit all 8? poor thing.

    • don't you want an abortion

    • That's an appalling thought. Why would you want to kill your babies? Particularly if you're married? WTF

  • :) so when are we trying this again?

  • Surprised! But definitely no more babies after that

  • I first ask how is that physically possible, than I say that I hope they are all boys so we can all annoy mom

  • They're not mine

  • See I told y'all the fake id and passport would work out!

  • Thrilled. Id love that.

  • Hell let's try that again for real Pretty Fucking Please.
    God Bless

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