The 1st "anal birth" happened in history, after a woman's ovaries were transplanted into a man. How quickly will women go extinct?

After a rectal-ovary transplant was performed under the supervision of a doctor named Dr. Peter Krisnawasti at the California Hospital Medical Center's surgery department in Los Angeles, the couple has given natural anal birth to an 8.2-pound healthy baby.

With advances in gene editing techniques, ovaries can soon be grown directly in the male anal canal (no transplant needed) making females completely superfluous.

Since they no longer have utility, how many days, weeks, or months will it be until the female species goes extinct?

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Women will choose to have anal overies as well to remain relevant and useful
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The future looks like a butt hole
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Information to address FAQ's: Hygiene was a top concern from the outset. It has been addressed systematically. The anal uterus merges with the large colon about 6 inches from the external sphincter. This is done to minimize crossflow while still being able to take advantage of the extreme elasticity of the sphincter (which can actually be trained to stretch wider than the vagina)
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Additional safeguards are maintained via a strict protocol including periodic microbiom sampling (for postpartum recolonization), a floral enhanced liquid diet, and a proprietary sterilizing anal douche introduced just prior to birth. *Part of the large intestine was partitioned off to create an anal uterus and sections of small intestine were used to function as a fallopian tube. *Of note, constipation has been reported less frequently in anal pregnancy than in female vaginal pregnancy.
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Exciting news! Republished topline results from Phase 2 clinical trials demonstrate strong efficacy of the viral insertion method for uterine growth via anal stem cells.
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  • I think more likely with gene editing, the more sedentary humanity is becoming and the more cerebral a person needs to be succeed that biological male or female gender will be eliminated and humans will all be androgynous gender neutral beings created artificially and grown in artificial wombs.

    The 1st "anal birth" happened in history, after a woman's ovaries were transplanted into a man. How quickly will women go extinct?
    • Right, or anal wombs since they won't be restricted to a single weak gender. There won't quite be an "androgynous gender" but just the male gender with the ability to reproduce having testicles, penis, anal overies, and an anal womb/uterus

    • @helva Thanks! From you're link: "The worldwide community has received the news of the rectal birth with open arms as the revolutionary medical procedure could enable millions of fertility-challenged couples to procreate.” EXACTLY!!!

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  • Lol I don't think women would go extinct, but this kinda thing could be super cool if it actually worked. Could even benefit women, like if they can't have a baby vaginally. There could be another option besides C section.

    • Exactly, women with fertility problems can now opt for a second anal reproductive system either through donor transplantation or via gene editing with anal stem cells. It's remarkable!

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  • That’s nasty…, baby eats and breathes 💩. ⁉️

    • No worries there. They do to an anal douche prior to birth and are on a floral enhanced liquid diet for the last week of pregnancy.

    • For the entire 8 months?

    • 9 months.

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  • So some guy gives birth to a little shit, I can see the same guy having hemorrhoids for the rest of his life. 😂🤣

    • He douched before hand so it was all baby and mucous plus the anal uterus they created for him doesn't need to grow a disgusting alien placenta to shit out afterwards so it's actually much less disgusting. Regular pre-birth stretching with large anal plugs prevents the creation of hemorrhoids. It's a well thought out process

  • In the future, people giving birth that way may be able to say "I pooped you out" to their child/children. That's so disturbing from the child's point of view.

    • Women poop babies out all the time, just from a different hole and no one seems overly disturbed by that gross mess

    • That's very true, I don't want to ruin my vagina which is why this opportunity is so exciting!

    • @wilit Wait until a few years later when they can't control their fecal matter.

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  • That's not how that works. I don't know why they even bother teaching biology in public schools at this point.

    • That's the whole point. It's not how it used to work but what's possible has changed. How amazing, right?

    • No, it hasn't changed. Did they implay a uterus up that guys ass and reroute blood to it, too? The answer is no, none of that happened. 100% false news.

    • All organs apart from the cornea need a blood supply, they rerouted vessels from the upper intestine and gallbladder to the anal uterus.

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  • Lmao

  • ever since the rise of feminism along with the invention of the hormonal birth control pill and abortion clinics, there was going to be an inevitable rise of artificial wombs, sex dolls and now ovaries in men. the current trend will eventually lead to women's extinction if no one is careful.

    playing god has never been a good idea but we're heading that way anyway

    • Thank you, why is it so difficult for everyone else to see this?

  • What I see in the future is a missed opportunity for thousands of orphans that could use a family instead of having couples go through all that trouble and money to have a baby their way.

    • The same could apply to a heterosexual couple today. This would just add something to the gender that is already superior so I don't see what the harm is. Either way orphans could be adopted. Maybe ovaries should be removed from more women so they have to adopt before they go extinct, I don't know that seems a bit excessive but if that's what you think...

    • We're giving the chance to couples that cannot have babies the traditional way to do something complex, expensive and unnatural instead of encouraging them to raise a baby that otherwise would grow up without a family. We need more parents that want to adopt and instead we just reduce the number.

    • @connemara_crocodile Have you donated to the adopt an anal uterus society? It's such a worthy cause, so many people need help to afford this wonderful procedure!

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  • You know, for a "(30-35)" year old person, promoting satire as fact is the height of immaturity or idiocy. No wonder you went "Anonymous" to ask this trolling question.
    But, worse for you, for a woman, it is doubly damning. This level of immature trolling is something I'd expect from a drunken MAGA frat boy.
    This is all very unbecoming of a "(30-35)" woman.

    https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/gay-couple-anal-birth/

    • That's just fake news from a left wing website controlled by liberals who try to suppress the truth. What does my being MAGA have anything to do with the FACT that anal birth is REAL?

    • It’s like stool softener, it makes fake news more believable.

    • @dustybiker... which is even more embarrassing and immature.

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  • The whole story is bogus. It comes from a satire piece in the World Daily News in 2020. It is 100 per cent false.

    • World Daily News is a great source of information. It has proven stuff like covid is a hoax, vaccines were designed to control you, and that Trump won the 2020 election. That's all true and so is anal birth, stop believing fake news that says otherwise

    • LMAO. "World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website purporting to be an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated to covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the globe." If World Daily News itself says its satire, we can leave it at that. But the butt hole baby store is fake.

    • In real science they are today able to transplant ovaries or parts there of to other women. This simply allows said women to produce more eggs (someone else's). To carry a baby you need a lot more than just ovaries, the most critical part is the uterus, if a woman has that its possible for her to get pregnant via IVF even without overites. On the cutting edge they are talking about creating new eggs via manipulation but theses would have to be implanted via IVF and carried by a real woman in her uterus for 9 months. An artificial womb has yet to be invented.

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  • This has to be a fake story.

    The process of pregnancy is far more complicated than ovaries which really just produce the egg. Mammals had to evolve a complex systems such as uterus to provide secure food and shelter to babies, otherwise they would be better off outside than in the hostile digestive track.

    • Actually, "The Y Chromosome Is Slowly Vanishing" in mammals and "the human Y chromosome is degenerating and may disappear..."

      www.sciencealert.com/the-y-chromosome-is-slowly-vanishing-a-new-sex-gene-could-be-the-future-of-men

      In addition, they created an anal uterus as well by partitioning off part of the large intestine

    • @joeldalton A lot of people seem to think Biden won the 2020 election but we know THAT'S fake. This isn't. It's amazing how quickly technology is advancing these days butt ANAL BIRTH is happening!

    • I mean there's a lot of people with shit for brains, maybe you're right.

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  • This is the dumbest fan fiction I've read on here in a while and gay people wonder why no one goes to gay movies...

    • Huh? This is about an alternative birth method that could even be used to help women who are infertile (should the species not go extinct). Why would you relate it to gay movies, are you some extreme homophobe?

    • Why do you assume this is gay? I'm married to a man and I'm excited because this means I could have kids and save my vagina! I would think ask guys would be celebrating

    • @wilit You really need to go back and repeat middle school biology class. You obviously failed pretty hard. Honest I didn't know gay people were this retarded.

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  • Yeah it's how you were born.

    You were literally born, a pain in the ass.

    • Sounds like your in favor of getting an anal ovarian transplant yourself? Just remember to stretch with anal plugs prior to birth and you'll avoid pain and hemorrhoids. It will actually feel amazing if you trail correctly. Just Google and watch "Siswet19 anal birth".

    • A pain that started up the butt and turned into the most fantastic pleasure as you pushed it out!

  • They put the ovaries in his asshole?
    They already put a working uterus into a trans man about 30 years ago and women are still here!

    • Yeah but this is far more advanced. Women will quickly become superfluous once they can simply flip on a gene to produce overies in the anus without a surgical transplant. That's in stage 2 clinical trials now

    • Yeah but, the only guys that's want to fuck another guy up the ass would be fags!! So, women are safe!! And, wouldn't the kid smell like shit from the day it was born?

    • Do most babies smell like shit after birth? No? These don't either do to 1) an anal douche prior to birth and 2) a floral enhanced liquid diet for the last week of pregnancy.

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  • This is stupid lmao

    • Tell that to the 6.1 million women in the U. S. who struggle with fertility and can't get pregnant. For them this is a miracle

  • "natural anal birth" Um, No. There's nothing natural about a baby coming out of an anus. Good God.

    • It's just as natural as crapping one out of your vagina while tearing it in half and then shitting a massive pile of alien afterbirth. At least with the anus it can be trained to stretch out and accommodate the fetus with ease

    • Okay; I see what your agenda is here. No need to comment further.

    • The agenda is combating fake news, just as Trump has been doing for years

  • No it didn't.

    • I'm so sorry your anal uterine transplant didn't go well. I hadn't heard of any failures up until now but those that have trouble usually have a lot of sexual difficulties in general. Maybe consider penile enhancement surgery before reattempting the anal uterine transplant again.

  • lol‎‎

  • if this is true where is the video of this occuring for the guinness book of world records to credit the recipient?

    • The percentage of births recorded on video is very low. I don't think this one was but perhaps someone will be open to doing so in the future. Guinness world records require an official to be present and they were interested in giving anal birth to a child, not obtaining some award.

    • Google "Siswet19 anal birth" for a video of the preparation

  • Why the fuck would men choose to get pregnant? That's your job, sweetheart. Pardon the pun, but what a pain in the ass! LOLOL

    • It's nice to have options. Consider your situationbyour wife is a very weak women with fertility problems and you are impotent and sterile. With this method you can still have kids by have an anal uterus added to your ass and then seeded with another guys sperm. A bit different but you will give birth to your own biological offspring which would otherwise be impossible. Win-win.

    • Messy, expensive and I don't give a shit about having kids anyway. If I did, I'd still never go for that.

    • It's okay to admit your gay. Straight guys go wild for anal with a hot female ass

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  • In reality, We have already created an artificial womb and can turn sperm cells into eggs via stem cells.

    Women have one utility and that is sexual entertainment, and they know this, which is why so many have turned to onlyfans and why they sexualize themselves any chance they get.

    • Exactly, which is why anal birth will make them superfluous by taking away their only remaining function.

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