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Funny/embarrassing "cum on girl" experience?

I was once house-sitting, and my girl came over. We of course started hooking up, and eventually she made me cum...all over the suede couch. We used damp towels to wipe it up, but it was really stained, so we ended up flipping the cushion over before we left. Another time, I was dry-humping my ex on the floor, doggy-style (she wanted to keep her virginity til marriage). She got me a little too excited, and I suddenly started cumming on her bare ass, so I pulled away. I kept going, and a ton of it got on her socks! She was confused at first as to why I stopped humping her, so she said, "Are you OK?" and I went, "Ummm." She reached back and felt the jizz and yelled, "Hey! Ugh, you got it on my socks!" lol You?
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BTW, have any of you girls ever gotten come on your clothes accidentally? Did you have to hide it from your friends/parents?
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  • This is 100% a true story. This is kind of wrong, but I was about 16 and I had never been intimate with a woman before. I went to the doctor's to have my bladder examined. I was being examined by this nurse, who was a bit of a MILF. She was using and ultrasound on me, and it had this gel on it. She was moving it around on my stomach first, but than she told me, "Undo your shorts for me." It got me REALLY aroused and I got a full on boner. I undid the button, but deliberately left the zipper, so she would have to undo it herself, which turned me on even more. I didn't want her to feel my boner, so I grabbed my dick through my pocket. Getting to the point, she was still using the device and stuck her hand so far down my pants, that I thought she was gonna touch my dick. I couldn't control myself and started to cum. I'm not circumcised thank God, so I squeezed the tip of my dick through my pocket, and was just hoping it didn't get on her hand. She pulled her hand out and handed me some tissues and told me to go to the bathroom. So I'm pretty sure she knew. Worst part was, I had to walk around with jizzed shorts for the rest of the day.

  • I was hitting it doggy-style with this drunk chick at a party. She was naked from the waist down but left her sweatshirt on for some reason. Eventually I reached the point of no return and pulled out of her. It was dark and I meant to come on her ass but apparently I shot it on the back of the sweatshirt. I noticed it when she turned on the light to get dressed but I didn't say anything. She left and went home. The next day she calls me and cusses me out. The sweatshirt belonged to her roommate, who found it on the floor and was not too pleased. I think they burned it. lol

    • Hahahahahaha

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  • I was probably 16 at the time making out with my boyfriend. We were home alone. I was still a virgin at the time. I decided that would be the day I gave him my virginity. We end up undressed and he gets between my legs and tries to put it in. Sadly he had trouble and keeps struggling to find the opening. I don't have any idea what the hell I'm doing either, so I'm no help. He's rubbing the head around on my vagina then suddenly stops and I feel wetness on my lower stomach. Sperm was shooting out of him in little spurts. He was so embarrassed and I remained a virgin for a little while longer!

  • Before my boyfriend & I started having sex, just messing around, he was titty f***ing me & told me he wanted to come all over my face; sure, ok. So he starts to cum, and I don't close my eyes quickly enough, and get some come in my eye. Let me just say, YOWSA. Stung & burned like all hell. And for like 4 hours after that, my eye was flaming red. Very pretty! So, moral of story ... come in eye = NOT good. He has never felt the desire to come on my face since.

    • Lol. titty f***ing is fun, but I've never come from it

    • LOL!!! that's a hilarious story. I'll remember to def close my eyes when a guy wants to come in my face.

  • I hooked up with this guy one time. We didn't have a condom but we decided to chance it anyway. When he got ready to cum, he pulled out. Somehow his dick sprang up when he did and the first glob shot straight up and hit him in the eye. He let out a yell and we both busted out laughing.

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  • ahahahahaha that's soooo funny..

    On time I was giving my boyfriend a blow job,and my mouth got tired so I started using my hand,and I wasn't really paying attention to what was going on(I kinda zoned out) and all the sudden he started cumming on my face and it scared the sh*t outa me so I screamed really loud and apparently it made him feel like sh*t...damn I felt really bad.hahahaha

  • LOL that was funny :) and by the way doggy-style is one of my favorite

  • always have some tissues and a wet wipe handy, the wet wipe comes in useful if you "miss" the tissue

  • yes I have, and I pretty much got mad at my bf!

    i had my top on, and he was rubbing me. I just decided to give him a little rub, and, while making out, I felt something going down my arm, so I reached to my arm to know that he came on my sleeve.

    oh god.

  • Well, there was that one time I got it all over my interns dress in the oval office... haw haw haw...(don't tell Hillary:)

    • I see what you did thar

    • Lmao

    • Nice job bill.

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