Guys, how far can you squirt?

Just out of curiosity, what is the furthest distance you've blown your load? I know some guys just have their sperm ooze out, others erupt like a fire hose. My furthest is about 10 feet. Was lying down about to give the girlfriend a facial, when it totally flew over us and the headboard and splattered on the wall. Good times.
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  • Once was with this girl who was riding me and edged me 7 times and each time I was near she would withdraw... on the 8th time she withdrew and somehow my dick was pointing upwards and I shot enough to hit the ceiling fan blade. That ceiling fan would have been 10ft from the bed I reckon.

    • Impressive. My horizontal 10 ft to your vertical.

    • I'm sure you could do the same if the woman edged you 7 times :)

  • uh well that depends

    if I stood up on a chair and aimed at the ground it'd go pretty far!

    and shooting straight up just isn't as effective, gotta angle like at a 45 or 22.5 degrees.

    But... uh a few feet.

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  • I was so turned on one time. I was laying on the bed and actually hit the ceiling with my first shot.

  • LMAO I think you watch to many p*rnos?