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Funny sex pick up lines!

I wanna check your temperature with my dickmometer!

Use the poll below to vote on your favorite sex pick up line. also if you know any or can come up with one please share. the funnest one will get a favorite answer!
Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Vote A
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a man puts his location in a woman's destination, did you understand the explanation or would you like a demonstration?
Vote B
Hi, my name's ______. You better remember it cause you'll be screaming it later!!
Vote C
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Vote D
I don't engage in sex jokes, I have class!
Vote E
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